I was very excited to see the American Reunion movie. I saw American Pie just after college and remembered it was quite funny.
Jim, Michelle, Oz, Heather, Stifler reunite for their high school...
He looks like a 1930's carnival barker, trying to get you to see his latest film "for only a DIME! Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, for only TEN CENTS, that's ten little copper Lincolns, you too can see images FLASH across the screen! SEE the exploits of one William Wallace! THRILL to the life of a wild Mesoamerican during the decline of the mysterious Mayan civilization! Brother, how can you lose?"
He looks like a 1930's carnival barker, trying to get you to see his latest film "for only a DIME! Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, for only TEN CENTS, that's ten little copper Lincolns, you too can see images FLASH across the screen! SEE the exploits of one William Wallace! THRILL to the life of a wild Mesoamerican during the decline of the mysterious Mayan civilization! Brother, how can you lose?"
I would especially love the montage of Mel offering his Secret Original Recipe to various businessmen only to have doors slammed in his face and a chorus of "No! No! No!"
Followed by the long march to world domination (of chicken based fast food).
The epilogue would see Mel in a rocking chair, wearing the white suit, surrounded by grateful black children!
This kind of inspirational film making could bring the US out of a recession