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Mel Gibson or Colonel Sanders

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Why does Mel Gibson look like he's going to kidnap you and tie you to some train tracks?
post #2 of 17
He's definitely channeling Snidely Whiplash.
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He looks like a 1930's carnival barker, trying to get you to see his latest film "for only a DIME! Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, for only TEN CENTS, that's ten little copper Lincolns, you too can see images FLASH across the screen! SEE the exploits of one William Wallace! THRILL to the life of a wild Mesoamerican during the decline of the mysterious Mayan civilization! Brother, how can you lose?"

post #6 of 17
I liked the Saddam Hussein look better.
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
He looks like a 1930's carnival barker, trying to get you to see his latest film "for only a DIME! Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, for only TEN CENTS, that's ten little copper Lincolns, you too can see images FLASH across the screen! SEE the exploits of one William Wallace! THRILL to the life of a wild Mesoamerican during the decline of the mysterious Mayan civilization! Brother, how can you lose?"
He needs Asbury Park Tillie's hair.

post #8 of 17
How about Mel Gibson AS Colonel Sanders?

It would be Epic!

I would especially love the montage of Mel offering his Secret Original Recipe to various businessmen only to have doors slammed in his face and a chorus of "No! No! No!"

Followed by the long march to world domination (of chicken based fast food).

The epilogue would see Mel in a rocking chair, wearing the white suit, surrounded by grateful black children!

This kind of inspirational film making could bring the US out of a recession
post #9 of 17
Sinestro.

That moustache was pruned for a villain to twirl.


(google image moustache and look at the three in the top row...immense!)
post #10 of 17
I miss loving the shit outta Gibson.
post #11 of 17
Get ready to love him again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPYChyfxWNs
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Sully's cameo was the best.
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Ted Turner!
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I saw that last night on Kimmel. It was pretty great.
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That's hilarious.
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Fucking awesome. "Fingerlickin' dead"
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
Get ready to love him again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPYChyfxWNs
I never stopped. I love you, you crazy, mustachioed, Jew-hatin' bastard.
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