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Lindsay Lohan or Praying Mantis?

post #1 of 1099
2/16/09 at 11:44pm
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According to US Weekly, Lindsay has this to say about her weight: "I eat. I had my Big Mac yesterday from McDonald's. I eat just as much as I always have."
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post #2 of 1099
2/16/09 at 11:55pm
Omg!
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post #3 of 1099
2/17/09 at 12:02am
HOT.

She's starting to look like one of the anorexics Entertainment Tonight loves to do stories on. I read a few months back that she and Ronson are basically in a competition to be thinner than the other.
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post #4 of 1099
2/17/09 at 12:03am
I think Lohan looks great. Just like Jessica Simpson looks great. Just like post-pregnancy Naomi Watts looks great. Just like naked men kissing look great. Everyone is beautiful. Fa-la-la-la!
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post #5 of 1099
2/17/09 at 12:07am
She must have implants or something. How can you have those tits and yet be that thin?
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post #6 of 1099
2/17/09 at 12:29am
They're also talking about how the security tag is still on the dress in some shots.
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post #7 of 1099
2/17/09 at 12:30am
And for the first time, starving children in Africa will be donating food for a Hollywood celebrity.
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post #8 of 1099
2/17/09 at 12:33am
Trejo, I wish you success on your new career writing for Jay Leno.
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post #9 of 1099
2/17/09 at 12:41am
Beats working for Fallon!
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post #10 of 1099
2/17/09 at 12:45am
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
She must have implants or something. How can you have those tits and yet be that thin?
Believe it or not, especially when you're young, it's not unheard of.
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post #11 of 1099
2/17/09 at 1:02am
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Originally Posted by Greg Clark View Post
Believe it or not, especially when you're young, it's not unheard of.
Never forget.
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post #12 of 1099
2/17/09 at 1:10am
Good christ, she's morphed into Patsy Kensit.
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post #13 of 1099
2/17/09 at 1:26am
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Originally Posted by Mr. Freeze View Post
They're also talking about how the security tag is still on the dress in some shots.
She was modeling clothing for the opening of Matthew Williamson's new store in NYC. All the dresses had tags on them. She doesn't get to keep them.

Dress #2 (with designer)


Dress #3
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post #14 of 1099
2/17/09 at 1:32am
Someone tell security to check out the guy on the right of the Dress #2 photo. He's troubled.
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post #15 of 1099
2/17/09 at 1:48am
She doesn't look terrible in that #2 pic, but the first one posted just makes her out to be some kind of bobblehead. It looks freakishly large on that waif-ish frame.
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post #16 of 1099
2/17/09 at 2:01am
She looks like she's in pain in the pic with the designer.
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post #17 of 1099
2/17/09 at 2:33am
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According to US Weekly, Lindsay has this to say about her weight: "I eat. I had my Big Mac yesterday from McDonald's. I eat just as much as I always have."
She's a lot of things. Stupid is not one of them. When she went on her last fasting, she got untold amounts of media coverage. She's gone form being the top story on ET to being mentioned in passing during the closing credits, and she's trying to get some attention.

What makes me laugh is her claim in that article that she's been too busy working to eat. Working on what, exactly?
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post #18 of 1099
2/17/09 at 10:20am
If she brought herself up to Emily Blunt, slender but healthy levels, she'd be so attractive.
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post #19 of 1099
2/17/09 at 10:42am
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
She doesn't look terrible in that #2 pic, but the first one posted just makes her out to be some kind of bobblehead. It looks freakishly large on that waif-ish frame.
She has her hair up in the first. Do the same in the latter two and she'd look the same. She used to have cheeks, not just cheek bones.

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post #20 of 1099
2/17/09 at 10:44am
To be fair, going lesbian probably has deprived her of her primary food source.
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post #21 of 1099
2/17/09 at 10:54am
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To be fair, going lesbian probably has deprived her of her primary food source.
I don't know. Shellfish are pretty nutritious, too.
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post #22 of 1099
2/17/09 at 11:01am
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post #23 of 1099
2/17/09 at 11:17am
Word to the wise, you will want a non-stick frying pan.
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post #24 of 1099
2/17/09 at 12:17pm
There's an entire thread for that by the way.

Lindsay Lohan is attempting something tremendous. She's slowly phasing to the 2nd Dimension!
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post #25 of 1099
2/17/09 at 1:02pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
She's a lot of things. Stupid is not one of them. When she went on her last fasting, she got untold amounts of media coverage.
Yes, starving yourself for the attention of the tabloid press is truly the hallmark of intelligence.
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post #26 of 1099
2/17/09 at 1:09pm
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Hey, Bowie and Jagger somehow managed to have a kid! Why is no one addressing this scientific breakthrough!
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post #27 of 1099
2/17/09 at 1:44pm
She should let Jessica Simpson (make no mistake, I would jump that) order for her at the drive-thru.
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post #28 of 1099
2/17/09 at 2:27pm
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Yes, starving yourself for the attention of the tabloid press is truly the hallmark of intelligence.
I'm not saying that anorexia is smart. I'm saying that this girl is as media-savvy as they come. She knows that what she's doing will get her attention. Maybe savvy is a better word than smart in this case.
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post #29 of 1099
2/17/09 at 2:38pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Looks like she just realised her date isn't Johnny Depp.

ZING!
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post #30 of 1099
2/17/09 at 3:16pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
I'm not saying that anorexia is smart. I'm saying that this girl is as media-savvy as they come. She knows that what she's doing will get her attention. Maybe savvy is a better word than smart in this case.
Somebody who is media savvy takes press coverage and turns it to their advantage (see- Paris Hilton). Lohan has done the complete opposite. Her behavior has effectively sunk a promising career.
She comes from an insanely fucked up family and has been processed through the Disney machine. I think she's legitimately fucked up. She's starved for love and has a tendency to self destruct. In other words, a classic addict.
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post #31 of 1099
2/17/09 at 3:46pm
It's unfortunate, since I remember her being pretty once. Still, her body to ruin I guess.
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post #32 of 1099
2/17/09 at 6:15pm
Restaurants have been doing this for years. When you piss off the wait staff...
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post #33 of 1099
2/17/09 at 6:32pm
Cigarettes and Red Bull do a body shit.

But come on, give her a break. She's what 41, 42 now?
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post #34 of 1099
2/17/09 at 6:42pm
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Originally Posted by Quarant View Post
Looks like she just realised her date isn't Johnny Depp.

ZING!
Are you sure that's a guy?
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post #35 of 1099
2/17/09 at 6:45pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post


According to US Weekly, Lindsay has this to say about her weight: "I eat. I had my Big Mac yesterday from McDonald's. I eat just as much as I always have."
Also, I'm pretty sure they aren't remaking Lifeforce.
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post #36 of 1099
2/17/09 at 7:05pm
I think Lindsay ment she ate this Big Mac yesterday:

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post #37 of 1099
2/17/09 at 9:52pm
Big Mac? I thought she preferred the Filet O'Fish! OH!

What, you guys don't appreciate the comedy stylings of the Diceman? Snapperheads.

Also: I love the way that guy is sucking in his cheeks to create the illusion of cheekbones.
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post #38 of 1099
2/17/09 at 11:16pm
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Originally Posted by Feral Akodon View Post
Never forget.
Is it weird that, considering who Feral was quoting, I was expecting the link to go to an old picture of Agent Danger?

Sorry, g-dude.
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post #39 of 1099
2/19/09 at 6:49am
I'm calling shenanigans on that first photo. If you look at all the other photos from that night she looks pretty normal. I'm sure she could stand to put on a couple pounds but that's just an awful photo more than anything.
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post #40 of 1099
2/24/09 at 10:55am
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I've had many conversations with people riding the Columbian Express and Lohan's definitely back on it. She's got the white shit jitters, for sure.
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post #41 of 1099
2/24/09 at 11:21am
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
I've had many conversations with people riding the Columbian Express and Lohan's definitely back on it. She's got the white shit jitters, for sure.
It's powdered sugar from the donuts. Didn't you hear her?

She eats as much as she always has...

See?

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post #42 of 1099
2/24/09 at 1:07pm
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I've had many conversations with people riding the Columbian Express and Lohan's definitely back on it. She's got the white shit jitters, for sure.
A crackhead's dream girl.
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post #43 of 1099
2/26/09 at 12:43am
http://www.noticias24.com/gente/noti...ohan-mas-sexy/

She looks like a prison camp detainee ...

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post #44 of 1099
2/26/09 at 1:55am
Looks like Keira Knightley coming off a bender.
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post #45 of 1099
2/26/09 at 4:02am
She looks and sounds like she's 47 years old.
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post #46 of 1099
2/26/09 at 2:03pm
So, Lindsay no longer acts,"sings", or entertains in any way. She just takes off her clothes for money.

She has officially become a whore.
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post #47 of 1099
2/26/09 at 2:08pm
Strippers are whores?
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post #48 of 1099
2/26/09 at 2:13pm
Well, I wouldn't want to generalize...
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post #49 of 1099
2/26/09 at 2:14pm
Stippers dance around and entertain. Lindsay just stands there, half nude, looking stoned while someone snaps her photo.

Whore's probably the wrong word though. Whores serve a purpose. Lindsay just kind of exists anymore.
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post #50 of 1099
2/26/09 at 2:16pm
Yeah, I was gonna say if that's your idea of a whore, someone's ripping you off.
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