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post #1001 of 1099
2/9/12 at 5:59pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post

God, those pics are so washed out. Probably to hide how haggard she looks in real life.

 

In related news, Macaulay Caulkin is in competition with Linds for best meth face!

 

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Damn..."Rickety Cricket" much, kid? Unless this photo is from the set of The Wire 2013: Laser Town, I'd say that this fella's got some chemical issues.


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post #1002 of 1099
2/9/12 at 7:58pm
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post #1003 of 1099
2/9/12 at 8:07pm
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In related news, Macaulay Caulkin is in competition with Linds for best meth face!

 

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He looks like a character out of Justified.  Is he challenging the Crowders for control of Harlen County?

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post #1004 of 1099
2/9/12 at 8:22pm
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In related news, Macaulay Caulkin is in competition with Linds for best meth face!

 

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post #1005 of 1099
2/10/12 at 10:34am

Honestly though, it could just be a bad angle.  This tactic is often used to paint a grim picture of a celeb to boost ratings or readership.  OMG, SHE LOOKS LIKE A METH ADDICT!  When in fact, she maybe had a bad night, didn't shower, no makeup, and the lighting and angle would make anyone look questionable.  Culkin had always been thin and just looks like he dropped a few pounds and needs a shave.  Plus the angle and the way his neck is positioned makes it seem worse than it is.  

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post #1006 of 1099
2/10/12 at 1:48pm
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Doesn't look any better here.

 

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post #1007 of 1099
2/10/12 at 2:37pm
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Doesn't look any better here.

 

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Meh, he just looks like he's lost weight.  There are far more obvious tells for "drug addict".

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post #1008 of 1099
2/10/12 at 4:28pm

That MacCauley photo got him on the front page of a bunch of NY papers today. So whatever he was doing clearly worked.

 

Man, I had no idea it could ever get that slow for news.

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post #1009 of 1099
2/10/12 at 4:39pm
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Meh, he just looks like he's lost weight.  There are far more obvious tells for "drug addict".



You're kidding, right? That is not just "skinny", that's not even just "emaciated". That's drug addled Skeletal.

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post #1010 of 1099
2/10/12 at 8:12pm
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You're kidding, right? That is not just "skinny", that's not even just "emaciated". That's drug addled Skeletal.


It IS just skinny, skinny is skinny, have you personally pulled up his shirt and seen a rack of baby back ribs sticking out?...I'm going by his face and he has obviously lost weight, but people lose weight for all kinds of reasons.

 

He doesn't look all that different from this much earlier photo:

 

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post #1011 of 1099
2/11/12 at 2:27pm

Keep the change, you filthy animal.

 

 

And buy yourself a sandwich!

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post #1012 of 1099
2/14/12 at 10:06am
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In related news, Macaulay Caulkin is in competition with Linds for best meth face!

 

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post #1013 of 1099
2/14/12 at 6:57pm
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This is why I love WWTDD.com:

 

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Coy seductive glances are for nerds like Natalie Portman. Popular girls like Lindsay Lohan take pictures where they stand around in slutty clothes and then bend over to get fucked. There’s no room for subtlety. You need to show your tits and stand next to the number 69. In the future I’d also recommend she do the blowjob motion where she brings her hand to her mouth and pushes against the inside of her mouth with her tongue.

 

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post #1014 of 1099
2/15/12 at 12:19pm

The cover of Lind's porn parody I Know Who Drilled Me.

 

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post #1015 of 1099
2/15/12 at 12:22pm

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The cover of Lind's porn parody I Know Who Drilled Me.

Once again...
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post #1016 of 1099
2/15/12 at 12:52pm
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post #1017 of 1099
2/29/12 at 3:10pm

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"52 year old Lindsay Lohan is set to host Satu.....wait...what? 25? 25 years old? Seriously? Fuuucckk."

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post #1018 of 1099
2/29/12 at 3:14pm
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"52 year old Lindsay Lohan is set to host Satu.....wait...what? 25? 25 years old? Seriously? Fuuucckk."


She's become her own 'Moopet'.
 

 

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post #1019 of 1099
2/29/12 at 3:25pm
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"52 year old Lindsay Lohan is set to host Satu.....wait...what? 25? 25 years old? Seriously? Fuuucckk."



And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I am so damn happy to be drug, alcohol, and tobacco free.  I just had a man tell me today that I look 20 at the oldest, and I'll be 27 this year.  Clean living does your body good!

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post #1020 of 1099
2/29/12 at 3:35pm

Can someone please photoshop 'Diva's Ass' over the protruberance in the right-hand pic?...I feel like I'm about to lose my lunch.

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post #1021 of 1099
2/29/12 at 3:54pm
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Even my ass doesn't deserve that!

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post #1022 of 1099
2/29/12 at 4:01pm

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"Wynonna Judd-ism". It's a real medical condition.

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post #1023 of 1099
2/29/12 at 4:19pm

Jesus. She looks like she's prepping for Brent Owens first narrative feature.

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post #1024 of 1099
2/29/12 at 4:24pm

I wouldn't be surprised if her upcoming SNL gig wasn't actually some kind of nationally televised intervention.

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post #1025 of 1099
2/29/12 at 4:38pm

A national call-in intervention would be the greatest television of our lives.

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post #1026 of 1099
3/1/12 at 2:09pm

There aren't enough people left who care enough to call in.  

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post #1027 of 1099
3/1/12 at 2:40pm

We care! Those Tits must be Saved!

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post #1028 of 1099
3/1/12 at 3:19pm

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"Hello and welcome back to tonight's very special episode of Saturday Night Live, "Loving Lindsay". In this portion of the show we'd like to open up the phone lines so that you, the public, have the opportunity to offer words of love and support to Lindsay. I'd also like to ask that no XXX producers call in to offer her a porn contract of any sort. Thank you. Our first caller is on the line now"

 

"Hello?"

 

"Yes, hello. You're on the air."

 

"Yeah, I was just wondering if Ms Lohan has ever considered appearing in a movie of the burlesq [click]"

 

"Please! Again, may I remind the audience at home that we will not be accepting phone calls about porn deals. Ok - next caller."

"Hi, am I on the air?"

"You're on the air, buddy"

"Um, yes...I'm a"

"Is this a porn offer?"

 

[click]
 

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post #1029 of 1099
3/2/12 at 9:02am
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"Wynonna Judd-ism". It's a real medical condition.


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post #1030 of 1099
3/2/12 at 10:29am

It's like Drew Barrymore, Cortney Love and Clint Howard had a soulless love child conceived on a Pentagram of Blood.

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post #1031 of 1099
3/3/12 at 11:31am
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Elizabeth Taylor was cast in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof after striking the exact same pose at a party.

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post #1032 of 1099
3/3/12 at 11:41am

more like fat on a hot tin roof for lohan

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post #1033 of 1099
3/3/12 at 11:42am

ADMISSION: I would still absolutely smang it because I am the Lord of Bad Decisions.

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post #1034 of 1099
3/3/12 at 11:46am
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Elizabeth Taylor was cast in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof after striking the exact same pose at a party.


 

Except La Liz wasn't wearing panties.

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post #1035 of 1099
3/3/12 at 11:52am

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Well, she's certainly got the Liz Taylor "Betty Ford Clinic Years "look down.

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post #1036 of 1099
3/3/12 at 11:56am
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Well, she's certainly got the Liz Taylor "Betty Ford Clinic Years "look down.


Jesus God.

 

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post #1037 of 1099
3/3/12 at 11:58am

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post #1038 of 1099
3/3/12 at 1:25pm



 

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 ...that's not the only thing retracting.

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post #1039 of 1099
3/3/12 at 1:32pm
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...that's not the only thing retracting.


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post #1040 of 1099
3/3/12 at 1:33pm

She's got good taste in soda, I'll give her that.  Can't beat Canada Dry in a glass bottle.

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post #1041 of 1099
3/3/12 at 2:09pm
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Well, she's certainly got the Liz Taylor "Betty Ford Clinic Years "look down.



Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus!  I know her health should be concern #1, but I cannot get over how OLD she looks now.  Worn-out.  Dull.  Lifeless.  Crack is fucking WACK.

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post #1042 of 1099
3/3/12 at 2:16pm
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Well, she's certainly got the Liz Taylor "Betty Ford Clinic Years "look down.

 

 

More like:

 

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post #1043 of 1099
3/3/12 at 2:20pm

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post #1044 of 1099
3/3/12 at 3:17pm

Brando came to my mind too.

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post #1045 of 1099
3/3/12 at 3:35pm



 

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She's got good taste in soda, I'll give her that.  Can't beat Canada Dry in a glass bottle.



 C'mon...that's product-placement...

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post #1046 of 1099
3/3/12 at 4:08pm


 

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Well, she's certainly got the Liz Taylor "Betty Ford Clinic Years "look down.


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post #1047 of 1099
3/3/12 at 4:12pm
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"I'm ready for my close up Mr Demille."

 

 

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post #1048 of 1099
3/3/12 at 4:30pm

At this point, we should probably consider changing the name of this thread to

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"Lindsay Lohan or Truman Capote?"

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post #1049 of 1099
3/3/12 at 7:18pm

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post #1050 of 1099
3/3/12 at 7:20pm

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"I see no future in Fascism! Home gardening is now my passion!"


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