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post #51 of 1099
2/26/09 at 2:20pm
I'm adding her to my "Dead Pool"...

She won't make it to 2010.
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post #52 of 1099
2/26/09 at 2:48pm
Drew Barrymore started drinking, doing coke, and clubbing when she was ten-years-old. She still managed to forge a pretty decent career for herself. What's Lindsay's problem?
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post #53 of 1099
2/26/09 at 2:59pm
She was also recently spotted with "lint" in her nose.
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post #54 of 1099
2/26/09 at 3:22pm


Iggy's prettier in that photo. But proof you shouldn't write those dead pool lists too early...
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post #55 of 1099
2/26/09 at 7:02pm
I think the black and white photo is hot.
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post #56 of 1099
2/26/09 at 7:03pm
Are you fabfunk?
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post #57 of 1099
5/14/09 at 2:32pm
Thread Starter 
Lindsay is a natural beauty.
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post #58 of 1099
5/15/09 at 9:29am
Iggy has a prettier voice too!
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post #59 of 1099
5/21/09 at 2:03pm
Nyyyyyyaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaggggghhhhh!!!!


At this point, I'm going with Praying Mantis. Or Stick Insect. Or some performance art imitating the old Michael Palin prisoner from Life Of Brian ("Oh, what I wouldn't give to be spat at in the face!") chained up on the wall.
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post #60 of 1099
5/21/09 at 2:34pm
You know what they say about women with big feet.
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post #61 of 1099
5/21/09 at 3:59pm
They can't hide nearly as much coke in their shoes - too much foot in the way.
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post #62 of 1099
5/21/09 at 9:18pm
She's - she's morphing into a Don Martin character! FITZ ROWR!!!
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post #63 of 1099
5/29/09 at 10:59am
It seems like LL gained some weight....or highlight: according to Egosastic Avril Lavigne "had herself a couple extra cheeseburgers of late."



http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=...ini%20Pictures
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post #64 of 1099
5/29/09 at 12:29pm
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What? That's Avril Lavigne.
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post #65 of 1099
5/29/09 at 2:40pm
I invisiotexted that, Diva.
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post #66 of 1099
6/8/09 at 4:58pm
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Isn't she lovely?

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post #67 of 1099
6/8/09 at 5:24pm
Little soap, water, and rehab'll fix that right up.
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post #68 of 1099
6/8/09 at 5:44pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
What? That's Avril Lavigne.
Who, I think, looks terrific like that. She's curvy.
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post #69 of 1099
6/8/09 at 11:45pm
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Isn't she lovely?
WTF? It looks like someone peed on her ear and forehead, and she let it dry to a disgusting urine yellow

EDITED TO ADD: or it could be severe nicotine stains
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post #70 of 1099
6/8/09 at 11:49pm
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It's remnants of her fake tanning spray.
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post #71 of 1099
6/8/09 at 11:51pm
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Who, I think, looks terrific like that. She's curvy.
She looks perfect in those pics.
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post #72 of 1099
6/9/09 at 9:15am
Looks like she's experiencing some kind of orgasm.
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post #73 of 1099
6/9/09 at 5:18pm
Looks like she's experiencing some kind of yellow jaundice.
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post #74 of 1099
6/13/09 at 11:49pm
Mean Girls is on. Lohan was adorable in this movie. Sad face.
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post #75 of 1099
6/16/09 at 12:47am
Too big photo http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uplo...ll12507625.jpg

or a wtdd story,

She looks fine.
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post #76 of 1099
6/16/09 at 10:59am
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Ugh. She's so skinny. Also, that photo is old. It's from her Fornarina commercial shoot.

In other news, Lindsay's doing great:

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Originally Posted by wwtdd
In April of 07, Lindsay Lohan was accused of stealing over 10,000 dollars in clothes and jewelry from model Lauren Hastings while Hastings was working in Europe and a mutual friend was house sitting (source). In August of that same year, she stole some clothes on loan from Louis Vuitton for an Elle magazine photo shoot (source). Seven months later she was photographed leaving a party wearing an 11,000 fur coat that didn’t belong to her (source). Okay so try and guess where this is headed…

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Lindsay Lohan is at the center of a London police investigation in connection with the theft of jewelry from a magazine photo shoot. The actress was in the English capital recently, when she posed for an upcoming spread in fashion glossy Elle, according to sources. An insider (says), “She kept going on about the jewels, asking if she could have them. We all thought she was joking.” The jewelers realized the $45,000 (GBP30,000) worth of bling was missing after the shoot and contacted magazine bosses, who insisted they had no knowledge of what had become of the gems.
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post #77 of 1099
6/16/09 at 6:00pm
There is a story that Britney's family and handlers are taking extra steps to keep her from meeting up with Lohan because Lohan would lure Britney back into the whole party scene. Probably a very wise move.
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post #78 of 1099
6/16/09 at 6:38pm
"Handler" is a good term to describe the profession of keeping those rancor....eeh... celebrities alive and somewhat stable.
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post #79 of 1099
6/19/09 at 9:19am
so where's that topless Twitter photo?
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post #80 of 1099
6/19/09 at 9:27am
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so where's that topless Twitter photo?
I am sure you can rely on Diva for that one.
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post #81 of 1099
6/19/09 at 9:54am
More I look at the girl the more she breaks my heart. I don't maybe she can do a RDJ or Drew. Whatever, beside I don't care what the girl says about eating Big Macs, what else are you eating? You eat a Big Mac one day and smoke the rest of the week you're gonna look like ravaged meat or something looking like a corpse. In the words of KO post-SC, pre-Countdown, "Eat Something."
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post #82 of 1099
6/19/09 at 10:34am
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Originally Posted by Bitches Leave View Post
so where's that topless Twitter photo?
Click on Feral's link. She may be topless, but you see nothing.
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post #83 of 1099
8/21/09 at 1:05am
After Machete she will star in the Monster prequel.
http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/08/lindsay...-her-problems/
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post #84 of 1099
8/21/09 at 1:20am
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Originally Posted by Feral Akodon View Post
After Machete she will star in the Monster prequel.
http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/08/lindsay...-her-problems/

Yeesh!

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post #85 of 1099
8/21/09 at 1:33am
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Yeesh!
Can you say "Haggard as shit and aging poorly"?
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post #86 of 1099
8/21/09 at 5:19am
She looks older than Madonna
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post #87 of 1099
8/21/09 at 1:16pm
Wait... Lindsay Lohan has the power to shut a store down for 3 hours? This isn't 2004.
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post #88 of 1099
8/21/09 at 1:41pm
Got to love the hating on skinny girls. The internet's full of it. 'Fess up - how many of you have fat wives or girlfriends back home (or have a weight problem yourselves) and are just bitter?

I'm barely any bigger than her and I eat fast food, I don't smoke or do drugs, I'm not anorexic or bulemic. I can't speak for her so I don't know how she stays slim, but I can well believe it's not through any drastic means if that's what she says because really, it's not that hard to stay thin without trashing your body. Lohan has problems, but her weight isn't one of them. She's a very pretty girl (not out of makeup with her tan half worn off with a camera flash in her face, no, and I doubt anyone else would be either) and her body is looking better than ever.
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post #89 of 1099
8/21/09 at 1:54pm
Thread Starter 
What crack are you smoking? Linds has admitted to being bulimic, not to mention a drug addict. We've all seen her tragic cocaine downward spiral resulting in her looking like this:



This is Lindsay at a healthy weight. And I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd like to see her regain some of those curves.





I'll even take this over where she's at now:

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post #90 of 1099
8/21/09 at 2:04pm
There's healthy skinny and unhealthy skinny. Lohan falls into the latter.

EDIT: And that middle pic up there makes me weep.
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post #91 of 1099
8/21/09 at 2:35pm
That's exactly right. Some girls are naturally meant to be curvy. And some girls are naturally meant to be skinny. Naturally skinny girls should not be curvy and naturally curvy girls should not be skinny. But I agree that the internet gets a little obsessing with this "eat a sandwich" mentality. It's as rude as telling a "curvy" girl to "lose weight".
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post #92 of 1099
8/21/09 at 3:51pm
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Got to love the hating on skinny girls. The internet's full of it.
I think its more hating on looking like you were recently worked over by Herbert West.
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post #93 of 1099
8/21/09 at 6:10pm
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Linds was on the premiere of Project Runway last night as the guest judge. She didn't look half bad, but that's also because it was filmed over 2 years ago right after she got out of rehab.

In any case, WWTDD cracked me up today with this tidbit. It kind sums her all up in one pic.

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The definitive Lindsay Lohan picture


Leathery spotted skin. Over-processed hair. Cigarette. No bra and a sheer shirt. Trying to be something she’s not, in this case with lip collagen. Pretending to want privacy when she’s the one who called the paparazzi in the first place. It’s too bad she’s not walking down a spiral staircase because that’s the only element preventing this from showing her entire life in one single picture. If you did this to it, it would be like her psychiatrist just started sketching while she sat there babbling.
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post #94 of 1099
8/21/09 at 7:28pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Not only does she need to "eat a sandwich" (sorry), she needs that sandwich to NOT be a crack sandwich.

For the love of God, who said it was alright to wear those blue shoes with that red dress? And why do natural red headed beauties always want to be blonde (you too, Laura Prepon)? There's a shortage of you gals already.
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post #95 of 1099
8/21/09 at 8:06pm
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And why do natural red headed beauties always want to be blonde (you too, Laura Prepon)? There's a shortage of you gals already.
You and I park our rapevans in the same garage, DM.
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post #96 of 1099
8/21/09 at 8:43pm
Well, we have Christina Hendricks (natural blonde dyed red) to balance Lohan and Prepon.
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post #97 of 1099
8/22/09 at 1:08pm
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You and I park our rapevans in the same garage, DM.
I will add that to my already fucked up lexicon. Thanks, guys.
La Lohan is definitely turning into a character coming out of Burton's mind.
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post #98 of 1099
8/23/09 at 5:31am
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I will add that to my already fucked up lexicon. Thanks, guys.
La Lohan is definitely turning into a character coming out of Burton's mind.
She looks like Helena Bonham Carter's [in Fight Club] crack headed little sister.
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post #99 of 1099
8/23/09 at 8:53am
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It's sad to see Lindsay trying so hard to attract Gaius Baltar's interest in such an obvious, desparate way.
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post #100 of 1099
8/26/09 at 1:44pm
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Originally Posted by Cleo View Post
Got to love the hating on skinny girls. The internet's full of it. 'Fess up - how many of you have fat wives or girlfriends back home (or have a weight problem yourselves) and are just bitter?

I'm barely any bigger than her and I eat fast food, I don't smoke or do drugs, I'm not anorexic or bulemic. I can't speak for her so I don't know how she stays slim, but I can well believe it's not through any drastic means if that's what she says because really, it's not that hard to stay thin without trashing your body. Lohan has problems, but her weight isn't one of them. She's a very pretty girl (not out of makeup with her tan half worn off with a camera flash in her face, no, and I doubt anyone else would be either) and her body is looking better than ever.
I hope you die of death
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