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Introducing the new Samsung Aphone (ass phone)
Teacher told her to stop, she wouldn't. Teacher called office. Office called cops. Cops questioned the little trouble maker (prior problems out of the girl). She repeatedly claimed she didn't have a phone. Male cop called for a female cop to frisk the little so and so. Female cop magically pulled nonexistent phone out her ass. (Of course not literally but you get the joke). Arrested, but released in mom's custody. Banned from school property for a week.
Introducing the new Samsung Aphone (ass phone)
Teacher told her to stop, she wouldn't. Teacher called office. Office called cops. Cops questioned the little trouble maker (prior problems out of the girl). She repeatedly claimed she didn't have a phone. Male cop called for a female cop to frisk the little so and so. Female cop magically pulled nonexistent phone out her ass. (Of course not literally but you get the joke). Arrested, but released in mom's custody. Banned from school property for a week.








