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post #1 of 61
2/19/09 at 5:49pm
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Giant rat caught in China

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A giant rat with one-inch-long teeth has been caught in the southern Chinese province of Fujian.

The rat, which weighed six pounds and had a 12-inch tail, was caught at the weekend in a residential area of Fuzhou, a city of six million people on China's south coast.


I'd rather face an angry chimp than a swarm of these fuckers.

I'm sure there's some forced perspective in the photo above, but still... six pounds and one-inch teeth.
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post #2 of 61
2/19/09 at 5:50pm
Fucking kill it with fucking fire!
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post #3 of 61
2/19/09 at 5:51pm
god why is he holding it
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post #4 of 61
2/19/09 at 5:52pm
Shit. How are NY rats going to compete with these Chineese ones? American supremacy is being challenged on every front.
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post #5 of 61
2/19/09 at 5:53pm
Master Splinter?
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post #6 of 61
2/19/09 at 5:56pm
Now, how will ElCapitanAmerica's gonna dispose of THAT? You can't flush this monster.
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post #7 of 61
2/19/09 at 5:57pm
He's gonna need a lot of bleach.
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post #8 of 61
2/19/09 at 5:57pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Master Splinter?
Kinda disappointed they took away his clothes.
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post #9 of 61
2/19/09 at 5:58pm
Now, now, Martin. Never doubt the determined resolve of a man with enough bleach and a very large container.
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post #10 of 61
2/19/09 at 5:59pm
Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they--Jesus Christ!

And that's one we caught people, I bet there are things even larger lurking around in some very big and shadowy places.
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post #11 of 61
2/19/09 at 6:01pm
This thing would gargle itself with bleach and spit it back.
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post #12 of 61
2/19/09 at 6:01pm
Rats are great. I love 'em! I have two and I wish they were six pounds.
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post #13 of 61
2/19/09 at 6:02pm
This many posts, and no one has mentioned Peter Weller yet? For shame, CHUD. For shame.
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post #14 of 61
2/19/09 at 6:03pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Shit. How are NY rats going to compete with these Chineese ones? American supremacy is being challenged on every front.
These ones will also work cheaper.
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post #15 of 61
2/19/09 at 6:04pm
Isn't there a Chewer who has two pet rats named Sacco and Vanzetti?
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post #16 of 61
2/19/09 at 6:06pm
Abbott and Prospero?
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post #17 of 61
2/19/09 at 6:06pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
Now, how will ElCapitanAmerica's gonna dispose of THAT? You can't flush this monster.
Give me some hairspray and a lighter and I'll take care of Ratzilla.
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post #18 of 61
2/19/09 at 6:06pm
Alex (in reference to the Chewer with rats). Although from his recent blog posting he has a cat too. Why hasn't that cat taken care of the problem?
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post #19 of 61
2/19/09 at 6:10pm
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Originally Posted by Boogen View Post
These ones will also work cheaper.
They're takin our jerbs!
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post #20 of 61
2/19/09 at 6:12pm
Sacco's the only one left. Vanzetti died a few months ago. Sacco got big but not that big. He's hairless though and looks like a wrinkled old nut sack.
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post #21 of 61
2/19/09 at 6:13pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello View Post
Sacco got big but not that big. He's hairless though and looks like a wrinkled old nut sack.
Paul Hogan without a hat?
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post #22 of 61
2/19/09 at 6:21pm
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post #23 of 61
2/19/09 at 6:21pm
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
Give me some hairspray and a lighter and I'll take care of Ratzilla.
Yeah, then he runs around and sets your house on fire in his death throes.
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post #24 of 61
2/19/09 at 6:22pm
*shivers* @ Alex's pic. Better man than me.
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post #25 of 61
2/19/09 at 6:23pm
That Chinese rat looks like some sort of post-apocalyptic mutant from Gamma World. Pet rats are fine but that thing has to die.
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post #26 of 61
2/19/09 at 6:26pm
Hey Alex! Let's mate your beauty with that Chinese Chernobyl freak to see what comes out of it!
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post #27 of 61
2/19/09 at 6:29pm
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Hey Alex! Let's mate your beauty with that Chinese Chernobyl freak to see what comes out of it!
That can only end in tears... or the death of civilization.
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post #28 of 61
2/19/09 at 6:33pm
Yeah, it will turn into a real-life version of this- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trvApYG3wCs
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post #29 of 61
2/19/09 at 6:36pm
Call Brad Dourif!

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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata View Post
Rats are great. I love 'em! I have two and I wish they were six pounds.
They are great, but I bet they wish they were six pounds too. Then they'd make like Tony Danza and show you who's the boss.
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello View Post
Sacco's the only one left. Vanzetti died a few months ago. Sacco got big but not that big. He's hairless though and looks like a wrinkled old nut sack.
That paints an awesome mental picture. "Scrotum" would have made an excellent name.

This guy in the pic got ahold of some Food o' the Gods fo sho! (EDIT: Alex beat me to it!!!!)
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post #30 of 61
2/19/09 at 7:03pm
Here's the only larger rat species:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambian_Pouch_Rat

I find it interesting that rats and other vermin don't bother me (I actually enjoy playing with them for a few hours before I feed them to my pet Ball Python), but a one inch long cockroach has me crawling the walls. I blame it on my childhood home's cockroach infestation, as I routinely found them in my bed, and on two occasions, crawling into my pajamas while I slept.
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post #31 of 61
2/19/09 at 7:11pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello View Post
you let that thing touch you? On purpose?
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post #32 of 61
2/19/09 at 7:13pm
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Originally Posted by JXN1138 View Post
you let that thing touch you? On purpose?
... there really is nothing like a freshly shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking.
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post #33 of 61
2/19/09 at 7:16pm
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I think Alex's rat is pretty cute. By extension, I think wrinkled old nutsacks are pretty cute.
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post #34 of 61
2/19/09 at 9:51pm
Someone call Sam Rami..we got another Spiderman villian ,"Vermin", for the next movie.
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post #35 of 61
2/19/09 at 10:05pm
This and the Monster of Montauk in a caged death match.
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post #36 of 61
2/19/09 at 10:09pm
Mr Xian is believed to still be in possession of the animal, after stuffing into a bag and departing the scene.

I do not want to know what he did with it.
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post #37 of 61
2/19/09 at 10:16pm
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Mr Xian is believed to still be in possession of the animal, after stuffing into a bag and departing the scene.

I do not want to know what he did with it.

They taste of chicken...
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post #38 of 61
2/19/09 at 11:52pm
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Originally Posted by nekkerbee View Post
Giant rat caught in China





I'd rather face an angry chimp than a swarm of these fuckers.

I'm sure there's some forced perspective in the photo above, but still... six pounds and one-inch teeth.


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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
Give me some hairspray and a lighter and I'll take care of Ratzilla.
You're gonna need a bigger toilet...


Seriously tho, my stomach did a backflip when I saw that fucking picture.
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post #39 of 61
2/20/09 at 1:13am
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
That Chinese rat looks like some sort of post-apocalyptic mutant from Gamma World.
NICE reference!
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post #40 of 61
2/20/09 at 6:29am
EDIT: wrong thread.
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post #41 of 61
2/20/09 at 11:29am
Giant Rat: Arrgh it's gross, kill it.

Narrow-tailed land otter: Aww it's so cute...



















Kill it.
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post #42 of 61
2/20/09 at 11:39am
Kill it before it gets big enough to ride:
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post #43 of 61
2/20/09 at 12:10pm
Great, now not only am I completely creeped out, I want to play Gamma World.

I missed that one as a lad.
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post #44 of 61
2/20/09 at 12:38pm
Never played it, either. BUt as a D&D junkie, it was mentioned in all the TSR catalogs. I bet you could still find some GW stuff at the Compleat Strategist in NYC. Those bastards never throw ANYTHING out.
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post #45 of 61
2/20/09 at 12:41pm
'Gamma World' was fun, but TSR never promoted it (or 'Star Frontiers') with the same zeal that they did D&D.
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post #46 of 61
2/20/09 at 6:30pm


"Bob! It looks like that rat is headed towards Burger King!"

"Burger King? Oh my God, MY FAMILY'S AT BURGER KING!!"
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post #47 of 61
2/20/09 at 6:47pm
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Originally Posted by Overlord View Post
Here's the only larger rat species:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambian_Pouch_Rat

I find it interesting that rats and other vermin don't bother me (I actually playing with them for a few hours before I feed them to my pet Ball Python), but a one inch long cockroach has me crawling the walls. I blame it on my childhood home's cockroach infestation, as I routinely found them in my bed, and on two occasions, crawling into my pajamas while I slept.
Holy shit, the same thing happened to me. One night it was very rainy, and I guess all of the roaches decided they'd rather be dry and when I woke up it felt like my blankets were walking all over me. It was about fifty roaches. The sight of a cockroach now induces temporary paralysis. Not literally, but I freak the fuck out.
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post #48 of 61
2/20/09 at 7:58pm
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Originally Posted by Eric Cordo View Post
Holy shit, the same thing happened to me. One night it was very rainy, and I guess all of the roaches decided they'd rather be dry and when I woke up it felt like my blankets were walking all over me. It was about fifty roaches. The sight of a cockroach now induces temporary paralysis. Not literally, but I freak the fuck out.
Most disturbing video game character of all time for me: the rad roaches in Fallout 3. I would rather face ten super mutants then see one of those things at me feet.

*shudder*
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post #49 of 61
2/20/09 at 11:34pm
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Originally Posted by Overlord View Post
I find it interesting that rats and other vermin don't bother me (I actually playing with them for a few hours before I feed them to my pet Ball Python)
For some reason I find this quite disturbing.
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post #50 of 61
2/21/09 at 12:53am
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
'Gamma World' was fun, but TSR never promoted it (or 'Star Frontiers') with the same zeal that they did D&D.
You at least saw a few commercials for Star Frontiers. That I did play a few times (still got it lying around somewhere, I think). A vastly underrated game. Best thing in it? Gyrojet weapons.
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