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post #51 of 61
2/21/09 at 12:59am
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Originally Posted by Overlord View Post
I find it interesting that rats and other vermin don't bother me (I actually playing with them for a few hours before I feed them to my pet Ball Python). . .

I have a friend that owns a python. He fed it rats as well, and one night while he was dropping a rat in the cage, it bit him. He then reared back & punched the fucker (and he was wearing big, heavy-duty rubber gloves at the time, which had to add a few poinds to the weight of his hands). he fucking crushed it (unintentionally; I think he just wanted to hurt it), and blood spattered all over the inside of the snake's tank. He's kind of a sadistic fuck, and laughed hysterically at this. I tried to analogize this to the "Oh, shit! I just shot Marvin in the face!" scene from "Pulp Fiction". That didn't get nearly the laughs it should've, damn it.
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post #52 of 61
2/21/09 at 1:48am
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
I have a friend that owns a python. He fed it rats as well, and one night while he was dropping a rat in the cage, it bit him. He then reared back & punched the fucker (and he was wearing big, heavy-duty rubber gloves at the time, which had to add a few poinds to the weight of his hands). he fucking crushed it (unintentionally; I think he just wanted to hurt it), and blood spattered all over the inside of the snake's tank. He's kind of a sadistic fuck, and laughed hysterically at this. I tried to analogize this to the "Oh, shit! I just shot Marvin in the face!" scene from "Pulp Fiction". That didn't get nearly the laughs it should've, damn it.
Poor python.

And Rain, shouldn't the rats have some fun in their last few hours?
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post #53 of 61
2/21/09 at 1:50am
I guess, but what does "playing' with it consist of? It's not like you take it to the movies or let it enjoy a mass rodent orgy or something...
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post #54 of 61
2/21/09 at 2:26am
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I guess, but what does "playing' with it consist of? It's not like you take it to the movies or let it enjoy a mass rodent orgy or something...
Crawl around. See if snake is hungry. Bit of cheese. About half the time the rat gets a reprieve and heads back to the store. Jake only eats every 2-3 months.
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post #55 of 61
2/21/09 at 2:39am
Now, I'm typically Mr Miss-the-point-completely, but surely I'm not the only person to think "Awww! I'd love that bastard as a pet"?
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post #56 of 61
2/22/09 at 3:39am
I think Overlord's spoken for.
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post #57 of 61
2/22/09 at 9:01am
All these posts and not one Willard or Ben reference? Not even a mention of The Tale of the Giant Rat of Sumatra? Tsk, tsk.

I will give props to the Gamma World and Star Frontiers game mentions. I still have a few Star Frontiers modules with all my old RPG stuff. Who's up for a game? The Sathar are still lurking about, y'know.
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post #58 of 61
2/23/09 at 10:00am
You're probably joking, but I'd totally do that.
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post #59 of 61
2/23/09 at 10:32am
I'm down - just got to get the game out of storage. Maybe at the next CHUD get together?
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post #60 of 61
2/23/09 at 5:22pm
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Maybe at the next CHUD get together?
Which we need when the weather gets warmer. And to keep it on topic, Alex can bring his rat and we can watch it do crazy tricks and watch horror movies with it.
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post #61 of 61
2/24/09 at 12:58am
That might not be such a good idea. I do own three cats. They're kind of reclusive when strangers are around, but a naked rat may be just tempting enough to lure them out of hiding.

Oh, and rest assured, there WILL be another Chud-B-Q. I'm jonesin' already.
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