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My car is my lover

post #1 of 32
2/26/09 at 4:17pm
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There have been several brittish documentaries about deviant sexuality shown on tv. "My car is my lover" is the one that surprised me the most. Its about men who fuck cars. Seriously.
Someone uploaded the documentary on Youtube, so you can see for yourself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvuY1nO27Go
One the guys even loves helicopters. The part where he says that he fucked Airwolf made me lol.
Wtf is wrong with people?!
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post #2 of 32
2/26/09 at 4:36pm
Are you sure they weren't referring to this?

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/41f...ds-in-the-hall
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post #3 of 32
2/26/09 at 4:52pm
That doc is the goods. Hilarious.
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post #4 of 32
2/26/09 at 5:07pm
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Originally Posted by Randolph Carter View Post
The part where he says that he fucked Airwolf made me lol.
which ultimately led to a REALLY awkward threeway with K.I.T.T. and Street Hawk.
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post #5 of 32
2/26/09 at 5:30pm
It's kind of good news for any single folks out there. If some guy wants to fuck a Ford, it gets him out of circulation, reducing the competition.

I'd venture, too, that the subjects in the documentary must lose their minds during NASCAR season.
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post #6 of 32
2/26/09 at 5:40pm
Who knew that Kids in the Hall Sketch was going to be prophetic?!

CARFUCKERS?!
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post #7 of 32
2/26/09 at 5:41pm
Wow!

I knew people had sex with cars but I had no idea they got into emotional relationships with them. Creepy yet fascinating!
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post #8 of 32
2/26/09 at 5:45pm
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
I knew people had sex with cars but I had no idea they got into emotional relationships with them. Creepy yet fascinating!
What? How does one come across this information? This is the first time I've ever even heard of such a thing.

However, I think I've found a way to make some future girlfriend either think I'm crazy or make her question the entirety of sexual knowledge she has accumulated by saying that I love the car and need to be with it and that she doesn't satisfy me the way I need. I'm assuming the former would happen, but I'd keep banking the latter to take place. Once, just once...
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post #9 of 32
2/26/09 at 6:57pm
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Originally Posted by Randolph Carter View Post
The part where he says that he fucked Airwolf made me lol.
Wtf is wrong with people?!
Really, who HASN'T dreamed of fucking Airwolf?
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post #10 of 32
2/26/09 at 7:07pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
What? How does one come across this information? This is the first time I've ever even heard of such a thing.
I'm a Chuck Palahniuk fan
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post #11 of 32
2/26/09 at 7:12pm
No shitter ever came between me and Christine!
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post #12 of 32
2/26/09 at 7:19pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
What? How does one come across this information? This is the first time I've ever even heard of such a thing.
There was some news several years ago some guy got into legal issues with fucking his eighteen wheeler.
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post #13 of 32
2/26/09 at 7:30pm
Why? Eighteen is legal.
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post #14 of 32
2/26/09 at 7:38pm
I tried not to, but have to ask about the logistics of carfucking. Which is more deviant: muffler or gas tank?
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post #15 of 32
2/26/09 at 7:42pm
Muffler. It just hangs out for everyone to see. Teasing you. Not to mention that it has "muff" in the word.
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post #16 of 32
2/26/09 at 7:50pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Muffler. It just hangs out for everyone to see. Teasing you. Not to mention that it has "muff" in the word.
I wonder if someone has fitted a fleshlight onto the muffler tip after it's warmed up a bit...

Yeah, you knew I was going to go there.
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post #17 of 32
2/26/09 at 8:08pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Muffler. It just hangs out for everyone to see. Teasing you. Not to mention that it has "muff" in the word.
All of which makes it the obvious candidate, which makes me wonder if "normal" carfuckers would look at the gas tank like fucking someone in the ear.
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post #18 of 32
2/26/09 at 9:55pm
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Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper View Post
Why? Eighteen is legal.
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
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post #19 of 32
2/26/09 at 9:57pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
I wonder if someone has fitted a fleshlight onto the muffler tip after it's warmed up a bit...

Yeah, you knew I was going to go there.
Actually I'm kind of surprised there haven't been ER stories where guy's have walked in with strange burns. I have no idea about cars but wouldn't those parts get really hot?
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post #20 of 32
2/27/09 at 10:06am
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
I'm a Chuck Palahniuk fan
Wonderful...

I now have an odd urge to read "Guts" again.
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post #21 of 32
2/27/09 at 11:09am
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
What? How does one come across this information? This is the first time I've ever even heard of such a thing.
They are all over the internet. I come across them all the time as the gossip sites I go to post bizarre stories/pictures daily.
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post #22 of 32
3/4/09 at 9:48pm
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
No shitter ever came between me and Christine!
NICE!!!

But Leper wins for "18 is legal." Personally, I don't even like having sex IN cars much (it's logistically kind of cramped & uncomfortable).
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post #23 of 32
3/4/09 at 9:53pm
Not to mention the whole getting caught thing. Some people thrive on it. I sure as hell can't enjoy myself getting all jammed up in there.
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post #24 of 32
3/5/09 at 12:41am
Now inagine how much worse it is getting caught having sex WITH your car rather than in it.
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post #25 of 32
3/5/09 at 12:31pm
Mother F**ker!



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post #26 of 32
3/5/09 at 12:32pm
That sick fuck! I don't what's worse? The incest or the car rape?
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post #27 of 32
3/5/09 at 12:32pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
Mother F**ker!
You win the thread!
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post #28 of 32
3/5/09 at 5:55pm
Are these people aware of the Mercury Mistress?
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post #29 of 32
3/6/09 at 12:59am
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Originally Posted by Lima Oscar Lima View Post
You win the thread!
Heartily seconded! I literally laughed out loud. Much imaginary rep to ye, ye thurruh bahstahd!
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post #30 of 32
3/17/09 at 5:22pm
Thank you for opening my eyes to a whole world I never knew existed. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile.

Seriously, you couldn't write a mockumentary this good.
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post #31 of 32
3/20/09 at 4:52pm
It is quite hilarious, I've been showing it too a bunch of people.

That old man gives me the heebie jeebies though.....
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post #32 of 32
3/22/09 at 7:30pm
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Cronenberg should do a film about this. Crash was just the beginning.
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