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K-Fed is well fed

post #1 of 44
Thread Starter 
I guess we know where all of Britney's money is going.

post #2 of 44
Did he eat Jessica Simpson?
post #3 of 44
Isn't that Kevin Smith in disguise?
post #4 of 44
Wasn't he a dancer? Sure can't tell now.
post #5 of 44
For shame. A celebrity puts on a little weight and all the misogynists on CHUD come out of the woodwork. This thread is absolutely sickening. Junior-high cattiness at its most depressing. Not. Cool. I'm done with this place.
post #6 of 44
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Originally Posted by Paul McCartney View Post
For shame. A celebrity puts on a little weight and all the misogynists on CHUD come out of the woodwork. This thread is absolutely sickening. Junior-high cattiness at its most depressing. Not. Cool. I'm done with this place.
Technically it's *misandrists*. Although I hate myself for correcting you, as it will be sad to see you go Sir Paul...this ever-changing world in which we live in makes all of us give in and cry sometimes.
post #7 of 44
kinda looks like Dave Matthews...
post #8 of 44
Quite slim by American standards...

;-)
post #9 of 44
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Originally Posted by Paul McCartney View Post
For shame. A celebrity puts on a little weight and all the misogynists on CHUD come out of the woodwork. This thread is absolutely sickening. Junior-high cattiness at its most depressing. Not. Cool. I'm done with this place.
I am offended. At the fact that you refer to Kevin Federline as a celebrity.
post #10 of 44
Ah wanna see some POPOZAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO
post #11 of 44
he's not over weight, that's just a giant body wallet he's wearing.
post #12 of 44
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Isn't that Kevin Smith in disguise?
I'd say Smith and K-Fed found most of Seth Rogen's lost body fat.
post #13 of 44
Good point.
post #14 of 44
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Originally Posted by Paul McCartney View Post
For shame. A celebrity puts on a little weight and all the misogynists on CHUD come out of the woodwork. This thread is absolutely sickening. Junior-high cattiness at its most depressing. Not. Cool. I'm done with this place.
I prefer misanthrope.

if I had fucked, married, and taken millions off britney spears I'd be 10 times fatter, like orson 'unicron' fat.
post #15 of 44
Imagine how much fatter he and Britney would be right now had they stayed together?
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Originally Posted by Sonic Boom View Post
Imagine how much fatter he and Britney would be right now had they stayed together?
"A Horror Beyond Imagine..."
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post #18 of 44
Taking the Baby Daddy thing a bit too seriously.
post #19 of 44
Even in that photo you can tell he's eyeing the fast food joint across the street.
post #20 of 44
You can't even see how big he is because that sweatshirt is so fucking ridiculous. Callista Flockhart would look like Grimace in that thing.
post #21 of 44
Thread Starter 
The sweatshirt isn't hanging loose. It's bulging. Plus, when K-Fed was slimmer, he showed of his body. All the time.:



Also, this March 2008 before/after photo shows he was well on his way to packing on the pounds:

post #22 of 44
Diva's an equal opportunity celebrity basher.
post #23 of 44
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
What's there a fucking full moon out or something - since when did K-Fed turn into a golf-playing yuppie?
post #24 of 44
Change his name to "KFC-ed".
post #25 of 44
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
Change his name to "Tom Sizemore".
...
post #26 of 44
KFed's heart is gonna K-f'd pretty quick if he doesn't watch it.
post #27 of 44
Leave K-Fed aloooooone!!!
post #28 of 44
Can we just call him K(orn)-Fed and be done with it?
post #29 of 44
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Originally Posted by Lima Oscar Lima View Post
Can we just call him K(orn)-Fed and be done with it?
I wish, but this guy won't give it up:

post #30 of 44
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Originally Posted by Lima Oscar Lima View Post
Can we just call him K(orn)-Fed and be done with it?
Or O(ver)-Fed.
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Why do we still care about this person? I cannot even remember the last time I cared about Britney much less her Ex who never did anything that I am aware of besides getting married to someone I did not care about and then divorcing that person.
post #33 of 44
If he chooses to go back into acting, K-Fed can always play the fat guy who everyone eats in Alive II.
post #34 of 44
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Originally Posted by Paul McCartney View Post
For shame. A celebrity puts on a little weight and all the misogynists on CHUD come out of the woodwork. This thread is absolutely sickening. Junior-high cattiness at its most depressing. Not. Cool. I'm done with this place.
Are you serious? Relax.

People take life too seriously. It's ok to make fun of others and yourself. You'll feel better.
post #35 of 44
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Originally Posted by filmnerdjamie View Post
god. Damn.
post #36 of 44
At the very least, the alimony isn't being used to serve a coke or whore habit. Just the "All you can eat" buffet at KFC.
post #37 of 44
It's so odd how his face has barely put on any of the weight (proportionately anyway). It's almost all gone to his stomach and arms.
post #38 of 44
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Originally Posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
At the very least, the alimony isn't being used to serve a coke or whore habit. Just the "All you can eat" buffet at KFC.
Snort yourself thin!
post #39 of 44
Thread Starter 
I ain't sayin' she a gold digger
But she ain't messin' wit no broke niggaz


KFed's special lady friend
post #40 of 44
(watching the Little League World Series) "These kids are all fat. I remember when you were in little league.... You were fat."
post #41 of 44
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Originally Posted by Paul McCartney View Post
For shame. A celebrity puts on a little weight and all the misogynists on CHUD come out of the woodwork. This thread is absolutely sickening. Junior-high cattiness at its most depressing. Not. Cool. I'm done with this place.
Nobody else saw this as a jab at people who complain we focus attention on women celebrities who put on weight but supposedly never the men?
post #42 of 44
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Originally Posted by PMR View Post
Nobody else saw this as a jab at people who complain we focus attention on women celebrities who put on weight but supposedly never the men?
This. I can't believe all of you think he's completely serious?
post #43 of 44
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Originally Posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
Did he get a vasectomy? Because my cat wound up with a gut just like that after I got him fixed.
post #44 of 44
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
Why do we still care about this person? I cannot even remember the last time I cared about Britney much less her Ex who never did anything that I am aware of besides getting married to someone I did not care about and then divorcing that person.
And against all odds, Princess Kate makes the smartest post in this thread.
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