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If you ever wondered what a turtle's "O" face looked like...

post #1 of 22
3/12/09 at 7:35pm
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today's your lucky day!
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post #2 of 22
3/12/09 at 7:43pm
Great, now I've made the association of "cute" with "rape"
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post #3 of 22
3/12/09 at 7:44pm
Foot Clan's gonna be pissed....
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post #4 of 22
3/12/09 at 7:46pm
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Originally Posted by bobblemonkey View Post
Foot Clan's gonna be pissed....
Exactly what I thought. The Secret of the Ooze, indeed.
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post #5 of 22
3/12/09 at 8:05pm
That little shoe-rapist grew up to be Gamera, Friend to Children. Now you know the rest of the story.
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post #6 of 22
3/12/09 at 8:59pm
Was really hoping Meadow Soprano would show up somewhere in this link. Rats.
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post #7 of 22
3/12/09 at 10:02pm
THAT'S what turtle sex looks like? They have the most adorable sex ever. I like his little sex noises.
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post #8 of 22
3/12/09 at 10:09pm
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
That little shoe-rapist grew up to be Gamera, Friend to Children. Now you know the rest of the story.
Do they make shoes big enough to satisfy that kind of lust?
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post #9 of 22
3/12/09 at 10:58pm
Turtle POWA!

Slow and steady my ass. That dude's cookin with gas!
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post #10 of 22
3/13/09 at 9:24am
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
Do they make shoes big enough to satisfy that kind of lust?
And are they fire retardant?
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post #11 of 22
3/13/09 at 9:44am
You can see his doodle!

Walk proud, young one!
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post #12 of 22
3/13/09 at 9:44am
Ah! A "humper in the half shell"! Splinter must be pleased!

I can only imagine many of us having that video running through our heads the next time we "get down" with our sig-o's, and trying to explain to them why we're laughing so hard ("No, baby! It's not you!!! HONEST!!!").
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post #13 of 22
3/13/09 at 2:16pm
The dating pool for turtle males must be pretty bad when you have to resort to screwing shoes.
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post #14 of 22
3/13/09 at 4:37pm
He's so frustrated, it breaks your heart. I wish someone would just say to him, "Look, buddy, you're a turtle trying to get it on with a (presumably nonconsenting) shoe. No need to confine yourself to missionary if its not working for you."
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post #15 of 22
3/13/09 at 4:40pm
Yes, but he's got the chutzpah to keep at it! He does not know the meaning of quit!
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post #16 of 22
3/13/09 at 5:20pm
Maybe this would have worked better for him.

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post #17 of 22
3/13/09 at 6:19pm
You guys are sick:

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post #18 of 22
3/13/09 at 6:32pm
Thread Starter 
OMG. So funny.
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post #19 of 22
3/13/09 at 9:52pm
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Originally Posted by Schwartz View Post
He's so frustrated, it breaks your heart. I wish someone would just say to him, "Look, buddy, you're a turtle trying to get it on with a (presumably nonconsenting) shoe. No need to confine yourself to missionary if its not working for you."
I saw it more as a porn star repositioning himself for the camera. "Oh yeah, well how ya like this angle?"
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post #20 of 22
3/14/09 at 5:05am
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
Maybe this would have worked better for him.
Oooh! I know!

Or is that too inter-species suggestive?
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post #21 of 22
3/14/09 at 5:15am
That shoe was asking for it. Seating there being all suggestive. What's a red blooded turtle to do?
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post #22 of 22
3/14/09 at 5:25am
Sure, blame the victim and its lace-y outfit. You people, I swear.

Now, if it had been an OPEN-toed shoe, all bets would be off.
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