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post #1 of 39
3/13/09 at 1:56pm
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Dre-Post (noun) - A cryptic post that sounds extremely intelligent (and often is) but is lacking required context to make sense as a standalone statement.

Add yer own!
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post #2 of 39
3/13/09 at 2:01pm
Chrope: An obsessively repeated post or post segment lacking in originality.

Examples:

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This.
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This thread begins and ends with ______.
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______ is better than it has any right to be.
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post #3 of 39
3/13/09 at 2:03pm
Thread Starter 
I feel we could have a separate thread (and probably have, at some point) just to list all of the Chropes.
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post #4 of 39
3/13/09 at 2:03pm
"pulling a Fleed"

Extensive... use... of... ellipses... fused... with... somewhat... moan... inducing... puns.
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post #5 of 39
3/13/09 at 2:07pm
"pulling a X-mas fleed miracle"

As soon as you are going to be expelled from the sewers something hold on you.
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post #6 of 39
3/13/09 at 2:08pm
L Config (noun, see also: Amphib)

A perfectly timed and brilliantly executed sight gag, utilizing familar imagery, geek insight, and importantly, PhotoShop.

Example: "This miserable thread was saved by the inclusion of that Dom DeLuise L Config (Amphib)."
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post #7 of 39
3/13/09 at 2:13pm
RIPOLI (see also Belethedheliel) - Misspelling or misinterpretation of a Chewer's handle or name.
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post #8 of 39
3/13/09 at 2:18pm
Johnny Drivelseed (noun): A poster who compulsively leaves at least one terrible post in every thread.
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post #9 of 39
3/13/09 at 2:22pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Olson View Post
RIPOLI (see also Belethedheliel) - Misspelling or misinterpretation of a Chewer's handle or name.
That was a classic...

another one inspired by the same subject

pulling a fabfunk advice...
http://www.chud.com/forum/showpost.p...5&postcount=88
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post #10 of 39
3/13/09 at 2:28pm
Parsonification: 1)The crafting and destruction of elaborate strawmen. 2)Missing the point on a spectacular level. 3)Some combination of 1) and 2) with a side of trolling.
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post #11 of 39
3/13/09 at 2:31pm
To DaveB: verb, to render such an exhaustively complete and knowledgeable opinion on a musical subject such that any response other than "You're right" or "Good thought" is extraneous.
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post #12 of 39
3/13/09 at 2:53pm
myers (noun) -- A movie poster singularly lacking in originality or craft. "Ugh, that poster for Street Fighter is such a myers."
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post #13 of 39
3/13/09 at 3:00pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
To DaveB: verb, to render such an exhaustively complete and knowledgeable opinion on a musical subject such that any response other than "You're right" or "Good thought" is extraneous.
In a similar manner:

To Phil-ibuster: To patiently, continually make well-thought out reasons for liking or disliking a movie. Also, to defend said thoughts in a patient and non-aggressive manner.

Devinate a thread: To make an innocuous statement that is wildly misinterpreted simply because of who you are.
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post #14 of 39
3/13/09 at 3:01pm
Faceman - To rape someone, usually with violence involved.

"Oh shit, did you see that one scene in Watchmen? The Comedian totally nearly Facemanned Silk Spectre!"
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post #15 of 39
3/13/09 at 3:03pm
Jake (noun) - an aggressive voice of reason in a sea of nonsense

Ex: "There was this one really angry guy in that whole thread who made sense. He was a real Jake."
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post #16 of 39
3/13/09 at 3:15pm
Diva'd post- A post that is retroactively deleted or changed by the poster because it might cause embarrassment or looks bad in hindsight.



^Swice=Guilty (but only after I changed username to my real name)
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post #17 of 39
3/13/09 at 3:21pm
That's not really why I deleted the threads (it was more out of spite), but a good Diva thinks all publicity is good publicity so glad to make the cut of Chewers famous enough to get their own vocab.
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post #18 of 39
3/13/09 at 3:25pm
Snaieked - to make a bold proclamation (sometimes political) only to be completely wrong and humiliated.

Used in a sentence: "Remember when that Parsons dipshit said that WATCHMEN would be a complete box office failure? Yeah, he got Snaieked."
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post #19 of 39
3/13/09 at 3:51pm
joeypantificate: v. 1) To take a mild assertion and express it with an extreme passion completely out of whack with decency and or sense. 2) Upon being accused of joeypantificating, to act astonished that anyone would take such a statement at face value and wonder at when everyone became so prudish.

"Not to joeypantificate, but that review of Watchmen makes me want to skullfuck the reviewer's mother with lobster claws while urinating all over his sisters' burning corpses."
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post #20 of 39
3/13/09 at 3:53pm
hrm.
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post #21 of 39
3/13/09 at 4:03pm
Riproll (verb) -- To derail a thread with the unexpected use of a nude picture of Patrick Ripoll

thirdactile dysfunction (noun) -- Condition in which any discussion of Batman inevitably turns to the third act of Batman Begins

Four-aci (verb) -- To counter any opinion of Devin's with "Well, you liked Fantastic Four!"
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post #22 of 39
3/13/09 at 4:10pm
Cordone - To play Devil's Advocate in an excessively dry way causing misrepresentation and panic.
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post #23 of 39
3/13/09 at 4:42pm
Sigitis - To have an obnoxious signature: Usually deemed by excessive length and or use of loud colors combined with large fonts

"The B-Action Movie thread is rife with sigitis"
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post #24 of 39
3/13/09 at 4:52pm
Flight 815 Crash - (noun) a condition whereby a Chewer is inexplicably incapable of grasping a relatively simple concept no matter how many fellow Chewers attempt to spoon feed it to him/her.

example: That Chewer experienced a total Flight 815 crash when attempting to figure out the time travel theory of "Lost". Is he being deliberately dense?
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post #25 of 39
3/13/09 at 4:56pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Four-aci (verb) -- To counter any opinion of Devin's with "Well, you liked Fantastic Four!"
And we have a winner.
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post #26 of 39
3/13/09 at 4:59pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
[Four-aci (verb) -- To counter any opinion of Devin's with "Well, you liked Fantastic Four!"
This would work alongside:
Dev-iate: to constantly rehash Devin's review of 'Batman Begins'.
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post #27 of 39
3/13/09 at 5:16pm
Rosebud (noun) -- One who complains of having a well-known, long-established piece of information spoiled in a conversation. "He got upset that someone said Darth Vader is Luke's father? What a rosebud."
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post #28 of 39
3/13/09 at 11:56pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Olson View Post
And we have a winner.
Nnah, yours was still better.

Timothy225 (noun) A pun so bad it's good.

DM8 (Verb) to prepare for extremely thoroughly.

"Dude, I studied for a week and totally DM8'd my Science final!"
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post #29 of 39
6/25/09 at 3:36pm
The Dark Shake (thə därk 'ʃeɪk) n. 1: An ominous, unsettling feeling that coalesces around a new poster, usually because the vox populi believe said new Chewer to be a returning, banned member. "RapeGlove1138 is giving me The Dark Shakes in that necrophilia thread." 2: The rush to judgment to ban a new poster for fear he/she is a returning asshole; a hasty banning. "GabesMustache only joined a few hours ago, but he was posting a lot of dumb stuff about Viggo's balls, so we gave him The Dark Shake."
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post #30 of 39
6/25/09 at 5:30pm
Funny stuff, Phil.
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post #31 of 39
6/25/09 at 5:48pm
Ed Hocken Disease - a colloquial term for the tragic affliction of Compulsive Posting Syndrome.
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post #32 of 39
6/25/09 at 6:07pm
Pranksternation -- to find misogynist subtext where there clearly is none.
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post #33 of 39
6/25/09 at 8:37pm
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Originally Posted by devincf View Post
Ed Hocken Disease - a colloquial term for the tragic affliction of Compulsive Posting Syndrome.
I'm getting it looked at next week.
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post #34 of 39
6/26/09 at 3:00pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by devincf
Ed Hocken Disease - a colloquial term for the tragic affliction of Compulsive Posting Syndrome.

Also known as a Tati.
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post #35 of 39
6/26/09 at 3:02pm
No.
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post #36 of 39
6/26/09 at 3:11pm
Yes, tati (adj) is never being photographed without some combination of food, liquor and women present. "Saw some pics of Hef this weekend, he was totally tati."
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post #37 of 39
6/26/09 at 3:38pm
Cobrettied: v: to one-up something to an excessive degree.
I thought The Strangers was kinda cool, but Drag Me to Hell totally Cobrettied it.
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post #38 of 39
6/26/09 at 3:48pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Yes, tati (adj) is never being photographed without some combination of food, liquor and women present. "Saw some pics of Hef this weekend, he was totally tati."
I propose Tatillation, the act of consistently posting pictures of oneself in awesome circumstances.
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post #39 of 39
6/26/09 at 7:46pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Yes, tati (adj) is never being photographed without some combination of food, liquor and women present. "Saw some pics of Hef this weekend, he was totally tati."
Fuck, I miss rep at times like these. Well played, sir.
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