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Midget riot

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Stampede erupts at Top model audition

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Bitches hoping to be on top ended up on the bottom after they were almost trampled to fucking death outside of a casting call in NYC yesterday for the next season of America's Next Top Model. This is the season that Ty Ty is only looking for chicks who are 5'7" and under.

The New York Daily News reports that the drama started at the break of dawn when girls who had slept in the line overnight found that other whores were trying to cut in on their shit. It got worse when girls found out that if they stepped out of the line they would not be able to get back in.

As hours went by, thousands of people were compressed into each other. The cops arrived to place barricades along the street, but by that time, bitches were straight-up blacking out from not being able to breathe.

The panic really started when two douchebags, who were fighting for hours, started brawling for real. After the cops broke that shit up, one of the dudes said he was going to come back with a gun.

If that wasn't enough, moments later, a BMW with smoke pouring out of it pulled up to the street which caused some dumb whore to yell "BOMB!!!!" That's when the barricade dropped and everyone started running for their lives!
Edit: Now with video
post #2 of 10
An actual midget riot would be awesome.
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See, this is what happens when you get good-looking midgets, its too much power for such little responsibilities, they get confused and become BITCHES! WHORES! DOUCHEBAGS!

I bet there was a shitload of shin kicking going on.
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Not that this isn't funny, a bunch of dwarves going at it with broken bottles are switchblades would be beautiful.
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I just watched "The Warriors" again last night; this thread combined w/ that prompted the following question: what would the midget gang's name be?
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The Lillipunktions
post #7 of 10
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Originally Posted by Hundred View Post
Not that this isn't funny, a bunch of dwarves going at it with broken bottles are switchblades would be beautiful.
I'd think it'd be like this, only times 1000.
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OMG! Bwahahahahahahahaha!
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Midgets with skillz...

http://www.reelwar.com/?p=46
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Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper View Post
An actual midget riot would be awesome.
Would it be all the black midgets vs all the white midgets?

Sorry, 'dwarfs'?
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