So, Bill O'Reilly wrote a crime novel in the late 90's? I didn't realize that.
Here's the plot: (from the Village Voice blog)
"Those Who Trespass, his 1998 novel about an O'Reilly-esque TV journalist who is trained by an Irish Republican Army terrorist to kill the people who deserve it the most: the broadcast news bastards who interfered with the O'Reilly character's career. It's personal on the political level, too -- his victims includes a powerful "bitch" named Hillary and a fat "slob" named Martin Moore."
And if that's if that's not funny enough...
You can listen to links from the audio book here. I never knew listening to O'Reilly ordering me to "take off those pants" or "put down the crack pipe and get up this pipe" would be so amusing. His delivery is as bad as his writing and some of the dialogue is so random it's close to hysterical brilliance.
Here's the plot: (from the Village Voice blog)
"Those Who Trespass, his 1998 novel about an O'Reilly-esque TV journalist who is trained by an Irish Republican Army terrorist to kill the people who deserve it the most: the broadcast news bastards who interfered with the O'Reilly character's career. It's personal on the political level, too -- his victims includes a powerful "bitch" named Hillary and a fat "slob" named Martin Moore."
And if that's if that's not funny enough...
You can listen to links from the audio book here. I never knew listening to O'Reilly ordering me to "take off those pants" or "put down the crack pipe and get up this pipe" would be so amusing. His delivery is as bad as his writing and some of the dialogue is so random it's close to hysterical brilliance.
