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Tom Sizemore wanted for shoplifting cell phones

post #1 of 20
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Add another note to Sizemore's legal troubles. TMZ claims someone who looks a lot like Tom was caught on security tape stealing cell phones from a Verizon store. Maybe he's selling them on the black market to fund his next sex tape?
post #2 of 20
Damn, any day now he's gonna be pulling thrill seeker liquor store robberies with a "Born To Lose" tattoo on his chest.
post #3 of 20
I think the word "Pathetic" applies.
No way this guy makes a comeback. He is past the point of no return.
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
Damn, any day now he's gonna be pulling thrill seeker liquor store robberies with a "Born To Lose" tattoo on his chest.
I Love You, Man.
post #5 of 20
According to the story, he stole a highlighter as well. Not that I'm trying to apply logic to anything Tom Sizemore (or a guy that looks alot like him) does, but what an odd combination of stuff to ripoff.
post #6 of 20
Maybe he had a list of phones he was supposed to steal and he wanted to mark them?
post #7 of 20
Well, for him, the action is the juice.
post #8 of 20
To think that he was part of the cast of Saving Private Ryan. Man, how far has he fallen since then?
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To think that he was part of the cast of Saving Private Ryan. Man, how far has he fallen since then?
Crack. Sex tapes with hookers. Steal cellphones and highlighters.

The next step is raping a chicken in a crowded petting zoo.
post #10 of 20
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That sex tape was bad. Even for him.
post #11 of 20
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To think that he was part of the cast of Saving Private Ryan. Man, how far has he fallen since then?
He made Pearl Harbor just 3 short years later! Why didn't someone see the warning signs?!
post #12 of 20
By "warning signs," you mean that wild eyed stare that doesn't go away when someone yells, "Cut!" ?
post #13 of 20
He was also kept calling everyone "Slick".
post #14 of 20
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To think that he was part of the cast of Saving Private Ryan. Man, how far has he fallen since then?
Even Edward Burns feels sorry for him. Then you know you've got troubles.
post #15 of 20
I don't know, this is still a step up from being in Red Planet.
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I don't know, this is still a step up from being in Red Planet.
True. Rewatched this the other day - is it possibly the most mediocre and boring big-budget sci-fi movie ever released by a major studio? So, so dreadful.
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He made Pearl Harbor just 3 short years later! Why didn't someone see the warning signs?!
Ticker was in the equation as well.
post #18 of 20
He was also in Black Hawk Down. I guess the ordeal changed him. It must have been like being there.

After all, "circling above it at 500 feet it's imperfect. Down in the street, it's unforgiving."
post #19 of 20
Society ate his soul. And they couldnt...Wait...to DO IT.
post #20 of 20
Wasn't he also caught with one of those fake penises they make that have a urine bag in order to outwit urinalysis drug tests?
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