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Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grade Asian Kid?

post #1 of 22
3/20/09 at 5:17pm
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Well, are you!?

http://www.kidshalloweencostume.org/index.php

I got 70%. I am ashamed.
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post #2 of 22
3/20/09 at 5:20pm
And you are Asian...
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post #3 of 22
3/20/09 at 5:23pm
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I said I was ashamed! My famiry honor!!!
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post #4 of 22
3/20/09 at 5:24pm
Looks like someone is going to have to commit Hari Kari....well get on with it.
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post #5 of 22
3/20/09 at 5:24pm
Curse you, Tati. I was going to say the same thing.

I also got 70%. I suck.
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post #6 of 22
3/20/09 at 5:25pm
You call yourself a white guy, Olson? For shame.
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post #7 of 22
3/20/09 at 5:26pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Looks like someone is going to have to commit Hari Kari....well get on with it.
And if I can't complete the ritual, who volunteers to hover over me to finish the job?
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post #8 of 22
3/20/09 at 5:27pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
You call yourself a white guy, Olson? For shame.
No, but my pasty, fish-belly white complexion certainly gives it away.

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And if I can't complete the ritual, who volunteers to hover over me to finish the job?
I shall be your second, sir.
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post #9 of 22
3/20/09 at 5:27pm
Hover over you eh?
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post #10 of 22
3/20/09 at 5:30pm
Damn, 70% here too.
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post #11 of 22
3/20/09 at 5:30pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Hover over you eh?
Yes. Hover over me! I won't repeat myself!!!

I got the radian, noble gases, and the metallic bond questions wrong. 2 chemistry questions. I always did hate chemistry...
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post #12 of 22
3/20/09 at 5:44pm
You're at a conveince store, does Bill Nye own it? No, then it doesn't really matter.

Funny, how it's only the Japanesse that have this kill themselves honor thing going on.
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post #13 of 22
3/20/09 at 5:47pm
Killing yourself seems rather severe, mcnooj82. Just cut off a finger, Yakuza style.
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post #14 of 22
3/20/09 at 5:48pm
Slamming your wang in a car door would also work.
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post #15 of 22
3/20/09 at 6:11pm
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Chopsticks in the nose?
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post #16 of 22
3/20/09 at 6:19pm
Sure, why not.
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post #17 of 22
3/20/09 at 6:25pm
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Starting to feel a bit like I'm in an Asian Harold & Maude.
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post #18 of 22
3/20/09 at 6:25pm
Chasing any old asian ladies recently?
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post #19 of 22
3/20/09 at 6:30pm
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I've got some sexy crones in mind, yeah...
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post #20 of 22
3/21/09 at 9:31am
80%. Haven't used radians since high school, so of course, guess what shows up on the quiz? BAH! Math hard. Head hurt. Watch cartoons.
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post #21 of 22
3/21/09 at 12:12pm
90%, because I've never heard of a monotreme.
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post #22 of 22
3/23/09 at 3:24pm
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Originally Posted by Seabass Inna Bun View Post
90%, because I've never heard of a monotreme.
So much for Malcolm Gladwell's theory that a long-encoded history of rice picking is the key.

Go Canada!
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