Lindsay Lohan is a big star - Page 3

Em's been trying to hit that for a while now. At this point, she could do worse, and that's saying a lot.

Why was Eminem doing Triumph? I don't get it.

Remember when he had a huge hissy at the VMAs because Triumph tried to talk to him during the show? He nearly got into a fistfight with the guy holding the Triumph puppet. I think this was the year right after that.

Well done, Lindsay. Certainly some of the better acting you've done!

Man, she looks like hell. Looks like she's trying to pull some Cruise Tropic Thunder gag so she'll be liked again. Eh. Just seems like yet another way to get attention.

Anybody catch her on Ellen yesterday? I tuned in specifically to see her, and it was an absolute mess of an interview. She kept interrupting Ellen to say some random statement, she refused to take any responsibiliy for her crazy behavior, and basically ignored the not-so-subtle hints Ellen was giving her to straighten her ass out. She also looked frighteningly unhealthy.

That's one whisky soaked, cigarette laden voice, I'm amazed she got through the interview without a coughing fit.

Yeah, I definitely noticed she pulled out the old chestnut of "Shouldn't I be able to go out to the bar with my friends and have fun? Should I just stay in?" ... well, YEAH! She obviously can't handle it. Ellen was giving her some good advice about how to get her career and state of mind back on track but Lindsay was deflecting everything like an expert.

The saddest thing about her is that she is so used to people using her for their own gains, her family included, that she wouldn't know a good person if they socked her upside the head with a can of that stupidly named self-tanner she's peddling. When she was with Sam Ronson, she seemed to be utterly dependent upon her because for once, it at least appeared that someone actually loved her and was trying to get her help. Yeah, Sam's career got a big-time boost as a result of the liason (I'd never ever heard of her until the rumors about the two of them started), but Lindsay wasn't acting as bonkers as she'd been a while back. Now, all bets are off.

Yes, paparazzi chase her because she's a star, but guess what? I can't remember the last time I saw or heard anything about other members of Young Hollywood like Knightley or Portman falling down drunk in front of a club or being thrown out of a party for being disorderly. Conduct yourself with a little respect, get your act together, and have COMMON FUCKING SENSE. A stint in rehab won't do the trick. Rehab doesn't mean shit. It's what you do afterwards that counts, and with her entire family holding their hands out for a piece of her fame and fortune, I don't think she's got a chance in hell. She's basically cut off her dad, but she's not going to cut off the real toxic appendage in her life: mom of the year Dina.

I couldn't care less if she ever acts again, but this girl is my age, and I couldn't imagine being completely and utterly fucked like she is right now. She's in serious, serious trouble.

It just seemed to me that she was more stable when she was with Sam. For a while there, she actually stopped showing up on the cover of every dirt rag. She was getting positive attention for being in what looked to be a relationship that was good for her. She gained some weight back and looked healthy and happy. As far as the clubbing goes, she was going out every night anyway before she met Sam, so I can't and won't pin that exclusively on her.

Bottom line, Lindsanity needs to start owning up to her own shit rather than blaming others for her downfall. No one put that vodka bottle to her mouth and a gun to her head and said "Chug, bitch, chug!"

It's sad to say, but it seems to be a matter of time before she drops dead.

Apparently, she's not that big a star anymore. Literally.

The accompanying pic is a little frightening.

Lean Girls?

Many said the same about Britney and Amy. They're still tickin'.

Britney at least had people to step in and say, "Enough of this shit. Get it together." Lindsay only has people feeding her denial.

In response to that pic of Lohan's back, I think I speak for all of us when I say "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! " I miss the slightly meaty Lohan in the blue bikini.

Topic for a doctoral thesis in anthropology: titty girls are allowed to drop more weight: case in point Lohan and Jolie. Discuss.

I'm honestly baffled as to why that other girl is wearing pads on her legs.

I think those are the pockets of her ridiculously short jean shorts.

Frank: "I had a thing for damaged goods."

I hope she spotted the ice cream man as she was waiting for her pizza to arrive.

Girl needs food. I suppose with an ass that flat, anal should be a breeze though.

Mmmmm. Nothing like a natural, porcelain-skinned, redhead with nasty self tanner streaks and splotches.

That said, I would definitely dim the lights and rock that casbah. She's 22, and hasn't had anything in her hoo hoo bigger than Sam's middle finger for months.

I thought her chest was advertised as un-enhanced, but wouldn't those things have deflated a bit by now if they were 100% Lohan?

You don't think Ronson was rockin' that strap-on?

See I don't get real lesbos using strap-ons.

That's like a gay dude fucking his partner with a fleshlight instead of his asshole.

You are now one of my new favorite Chewers.

I always imagined Lindsey was cooler and more self-depreciating than she's portrayed by the press. Her eHarmony parody confirmed it for me. I'm more annoyed by people's coverage of her than by her.

You know, from the waist down, she doesn't look that under-weight.

Looking at her on Ellen, the boobs were looking much smaller than they were circa Mean Girls. I think they're real.

Impressive. I didn't know a human being could lift that many books that high without any arm muscle tissue.

I missed whatever picture people are talking about; I would however like to go on record as being FOR girlshorts that are so short the pockets hang out the bottom.

And though I hear what Harley is saying and have no boobs of my own to speak of, I've known a few women in my time who've lost good amounts of weight and it always took a toll on the cup size. On the other hand, if they are fake they are hella good fakes...

Her chest has fluctuated as she has lost weight. Those photos of her and Nicole Richie out together in 2005 looking like toothpicks show that her chest evaporated with her weight loss. Also, remember that awful photo shoot she did not too long ago, the one that copied Marylin Monroe's NSFW photoshoot? You can clearly see her boobs, and they looked quite real to me. Maybe she had implants before and took them out or something, I don't know.

More pics...

http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?pos...hoto_key=96401

After seeing this on Amazon, it would appear that Lindsay Lohan's transformation into Tara Reid is almost complete: http://www.amazon.com/Labor-Pains-Li...0985778&sr=8-3

We still need some terribly botched plastic surgery.

Now there are pregnancy rumors...

Nope, just Thesuperficial bullshit.