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post #51 of 58
4/9/09 at 11:17am
Whoa. She has a tattoo of the all-seeing eye on her back? She's Illuminati! The One World Government is after him. It was a set-up.

The Illuminati obviously want our fluids to remain spilled and our cars not properly dried, so we won't have the willpower to resist their brainwashing.
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post #52 of 58
4/9/09 at 11:43am
Any woman hot enough to command $1000 a lay would make me jizz my pants as soon as we touched.

Money meet drain.
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post #53 of 58
4/17/09 at 7:22pm
Billy Mays is such a prick on Pitchmen. Seriously, I was hoping he was more like that guy from Home Improvement. Fuck Billy Mays.

I only like Vince Offer better because of his dedication to fighting Scientology and directing a ridiculously horrible movie (so bad that I almost appreciate the effort). I almost think the woman was paid 1000 just so he could smack her around...either that or they were both drunk as hell and he overpaid and she was really serious about the no kissing rule.
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post #54 of 58
6/28/09 at 3:24pm
ShamWow dude has the best day ever. Billy Mays is fucking DEAD:

http://www.popeater.com/television/a...ys-dies/546990
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post #55 of 58
6/28/09 at 8:14pm
"You wanna know how to get Mays? He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to prison for beating a hooker, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the ShamWow way. And that's how you get Mays."
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post #56 of 58
6/28/09 at 10:24pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
ShamWow dude has the best day ever. Billy Mays is fucking DEAD:

http://www.popeater.com/television/a...ys-dies/546990
I guess Mays is no longer powered by the air you breathe, activated by the water that you and I drink.
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post #57 of 58
7/30/10 at 4:15pm
The ShamWow guy is a filmmaker?

http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/30/lindsa...rground-movie/
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post #58 of 58
7/30/10 at 4:56pm
A gun toting Marilyn Monroe? Some like it NOT.
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