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Kelly Brook Appreciation Thread

post #1 of 381
3/30/09 at 11:23am
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Because she needs one

Bastardly set
Egotastic set



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post #2 of 381
3/30/09 at 11:35am
I appreciate that.
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post #3 of 381
3/30/09 at 12:18pm
Careful, if you all start speaking about her then it may become the gossip forums moral imperative to destroy her.
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post #4 of 381
3/30/09 at 12:32pm
I was momentarily hypnotized by that second photo on the right.
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post #5 of 381
3/30/09 at 12:33pm
I don't know who this person is, except that she appears to be Natalie Portman with a rack. This may very well make her the most dangerous person on the planet.
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post #6 of 381
3/30/09 at 12:34pm
So, that's the one that captured and then broke the heart of my man, Billy Zane?

Well, the fact that he nailed her for so long only accentuate my admiration of the man, really.
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post #7 of 381
3/30/09 at 12:43pm
NSFW. Poor Billy.
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post #8 of 381
3/30/09 at 2:05pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
So, that's the one that captured and then broke the heart of my man, Billy Zane?

Well, the fact that he nailed her for so long only accentuate my admiration of the man, really.


"Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude."
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post #9 of 381
3/30/09 at 2:06pm
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Originally Posted by Sonic Boom View Post
I was momentarily hypnotized by that second photo on the right.
Like a deer in the headlights.

I've grown rather fond of the crop of well-endowed British babes - Miss Brook, Lucy Pinder, Gemma Atkinson, Keeley Hazel, etc. I'd be in lust even if they were mute, but the British accent just sends it over the top.
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post #10 of 381
3/30/09 at 2:17pm
She looks so much better when she's not being FHM'd up. Unfortunately, that's how she usually looks.
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post #11 of 381
3/30/09 at 4:22pm
and I first thought this was a Kelly LeBrock thread.
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post #12 of 381
3/30/09 at 4:41pm
Statham was in that for years pre-Zane.
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post #13 of 381
3/30/09 at 4:49pm
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Originally Posted by Schwartz View Post
I don't know who this person is...
All you need is google image search, and the knowledge that she's Billy Zane approved!
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post #14 of 381
3/30/09 at 4:51pm
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
Statham was in that for years pre-Zane.
So we'd better look out for that new boytoy of her, because whoever puts his penis in her tends to be/become awesome.
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post #15 of 381
3/30/09 at 6:19pm
Her face looks gorgeous in those photos. And that isn't always the case with photos like these.
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post #16 of 381
3/30/09 at 7:16pm
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
Statham was in that for years pre-Zane.
So she's got a thing for male pattern baldness, huh? Sweet.
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post #17 of 381
3/30/09 at 7:24pm
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More magic from the same vacation



She's dating some 21 year old rugby player as of now.
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post #18 of 381
3/30/09 at 7:31pm
she used to present a breakfast tv show in the UK. Thick as pig-shit.

She also used to have un-even breasts, no bad thing per-se but it was a trifle distracting, in fact the term "kelly brooks" became a slang term for "wonky jugs". If you were going to push a girl as a sexy eye-candy type you'd think that symmetrical tits would be quite high on the list.
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post #19 of 381
3/30/09 at 7:35pm
I'd like to thank whatever deity decided it was best to put her on this planet. Bravo.
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post #20 of 381
3/30/09 at 7:41pm
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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post
Her face looks gorgeous in those photos. And that isn't always the case with photos like these.
You know why? She's happy. She's smiling. She doesn't look like she feels burdened with this wonderful carefree life she's been lucky enough to fall into.
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post #21 of 381
3/30/09 at 7:48pm
True. Most of the time, celebrities on beaches look miserable.
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post #22 of 381
3/30/09 at 8:10pm
Hot people are allowed to smile? I thought the reason they were always scowling was because they have to exist in a world with people less attractive than them...
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post #23 of 381
3/30/09 at 9:30pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
So we'd better look out for that new boytoy of her, because whoever puts his penis in her tends to be/become awesome.
Oh Christ. Don't say that.
She's dating Danny Cipriani, the England Fly Half in waiting (rugby)

If he becomes awesome, then Scotland will get even bigger humpings than usual.

Please God, no.
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post #24 of 381
4/2/09 at 11:34am
Don't worry it's the England rugby team.. they wont be awesome for another 10 years.
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post #25 of 381
4/2/09 at 4:40pm
Burn for English rugby, Scott!

Also, mr_adam is absolutely right. Her time on 'The Big Breakfast' was famously bad.
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post #26 of 381
4/13/09 at 11:21am
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She lives a rough life

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post #27 of 381
4/13/09 at 11:45am
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I wis bad things on this guy
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post #28 of 381
4/13/09 at 2:14pm
Third picture from bottom: endowment!
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post #29 of 381
4/14/09 at 2:09am
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Originally Posted by mr_adam View Post
she used to present a breakfast tv show in the UK. Thick as pig-shit.
God that's right. I was living in London exactly ten years ago and I remember waking up to her and Johnny Vaughan on The Big Breakfast, and damn to my 22 year old eyes she was just about the best morning wakeup imaginable. She was thick as two short planks tho as I recall it.
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post #30 of 381
4/14/09 at 12:48pm
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
I was living in London exactly ten years ago and I remember waking up to her and Johnny Vaughan on The Big Breakfast, and damn to my 22 year old eyes she was just about the best morning wakeup imaginable. She was thick as two short planks tho as I recall it.
Kirsty Gallacher was every bit as hot as Brook back then (RI:SE, how I enjoyed thee), with considerably more presenting aplomb.
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post #31 of 381
5/18/09 at 6:04pm
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She's back


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post #32 of 381
5/18/09 at 6:07pm
So is that happy smile!
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post #33 of 381
6/8/09 at 11:27am
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Even when working she's in a bikini





I guess she's in Pirahna 3D which is now a must see.
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post #34 of 381
6/8/09 at 11:33am
Thread be creepy, yo.
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post #35 of 381
6/8/09 at 6:37pm
I hope th link is still alive...

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post #36 of 381
6/9/09 at 5:41pm


Yes, i agree, "Piranha 3D" is a must see now, Feral.
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post #37 of 381
6/9/09 at 5:43pm
What's with the fool in the background not looking at what's going on right in front of his face!?
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post #38 of 381
6/9/09 at 5:48pm
I think this is my favoritest thread ever.
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post #39 of 381
6/9/09 at 6:06pm
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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post
What's with the fool in the background not looking at what's going on right in front of his face!?
This. What the hell is going on to his right that would divert his attention from the glorious sight in front of him? I can't imagine saying "yeah, Kelly Brook is enjoying the hell out of getting her beautiful boobies nuzzled by another bikini-clad vixen, but look what's going on over there!"
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post #40 of 381
6/9/09 at 8:06pm
Threads like this make me want to be a director.
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post #41 of 381
6/13/09 at 11:45pm
She is a looker, with a stand out body from all the average no hips, backside, etc. bodies all over Hollywood. Brook kind of reminds me of Amy Jo Johnson in the face.



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post #42 of 381
6/13/09 at 11:55pm
I hope these don't take too long to load...the pictures are kind of big, yeah...sorry.







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post #43 of 381
6/14/09 at 12:41am
I think you just used all the bandwidth on the internet.
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post #44 of 381
6/14/09 at 1:34am
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
I think you just used all the bandwidth on the internet.
And thank God he did.
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post #45 of 381
6/14/09 at 7:51pm
I thought the pic posted by ryoken was the best so far...my mistake.
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post #46 of 381
6/14/09 at 8:18pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
I think you just used all the bandwidth on the internet.
For some reason, I got a huge laugh out of this comment. I'm terribly tired...
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post #47 of 381
6/14/09 at 9:10pm
I now know how many hairs she has on her arms (and in the gold bikini pic, elsewhere as well). Interesting.

One thing I did not need was a super-HD version of Billy Zane. Now the purple unitard nightmares are going to start up again!
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post #48 of 381
6/15/09 at 12:32pm
Now that I've seen her that close, I'm noticing a slight resemblance to Jennifer Garner.
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post #49 of 381
6/15/09 at 3:37pm
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Originally Posted by Farsight View Post
One thing I did not need was a super-HD version of Billy Zane. Now the purple unitard nightmares are going to start up again!
Funny. It was the one thing I DID need.
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post #50 of 381
6/15/09 at 4:17pm
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Originally Posted by Smeagol View Post
And thank God he did.
Gollum,
I'm a she. A she

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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
Now that I've seen her that close, I'm noticing a slight resemblance to Jennifer Garner.
Hence the Amy Jo Johnson comment.
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