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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
Now that I've seen her that close, I'm noticing a slight resemblance to Jennifer Garner.
You are talking about her face, right?
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OK I'll stop.


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OK I lied

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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick View Post
Thread be creepy, yo.
Quite.
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Thread Starter 
post #59 of 381
god...DAMN!!!
post #60 of 381
Two things: those puppies are just howling to be set free, they're busting out of that top. I think she should oblige them.

Secondly, well done, boyfriend of Kelly Brook. When presented with such a fine specimen, there's only one thing to do: motorboat. Well done, indeed.
post #61 of 381
Hi, Doc!
I will elaborate further...in the mean time:
post #62 of 381
I think I just found religion.
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Originally Posted by Greg Clark View Post
I think I just found religion.
Sacralicious...

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Thank you. Thank you so much.
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Originally Posted by felix natalya View Post
Thank you. Thank you so much.
No, thank you, Felix...thank you.

Oh, and The Superficial.
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Thread Starter 
post #68 of 381
Ok old one and don't forget to see through her bikini.
post #69 of 381
How has she not been in a Michael Bay film yet?!?!?

How is she not synonymous with US Weekly?!?!?

Supermarket tabloids peddle beauty porn, how are they not all over this woman?
post #70 of 381
In the immortal words of George Takei. Oh my.
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Excelsior!
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Every time I see this thread at the top of the queue, I get excited. Gentlemen, you have not let me down.
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Thread Starter 
Hope this makes you happy

Latex


Hollow Man joke anyone?
post #74 of 381
That's a fantastic expression.
post #75 of 381
Now that shit just ain't fair...
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
Every time I see this thread at the top of the queue, I get excited. Gentlemen, you have not let me down.
Hey, don't be sexists. Ladies too.
post #77 of 381
She's closing in on 30 by my math. Looking pretty good.
post #78 of 381
Jesus Christ, this isn't Logan's Run. It's not a crime to jerk off to a woman who may have voted before.
post #79 of 381
No, just the opposite for me. She's younger than I thought. Seems like she's been around for a while; I thought maybe she was closing in on 40. But she looks really young so I checked her out on imdb (the bastion of truth). She'll be 30 in a few weeks.

But I totally see why you were confused. My previous post isn't worded very well.
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Terrible boots, but what the fuck ever. Why am I looking at the boots? Oh god!
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I looked at the boots because I thought there was some new fashion of sagging your pants to ankle level. Kids these days...
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I missed this thread.
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Kelly on egotastic.
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Gentlemen:

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/8...lybrook011.jpg

The pic is UHQ, it take a while to load. You are welcome.
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
Gentlemen:

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/8...lybrook011.jpg

The pic is UHQ, it take a while to load. You are welcome.
Flawless...like a diamond.
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God, I love this thread.
post #88 of 381
She is amazing. And frankly the "more natural" photos on the beach are her best ones. Some of these girls are a train wreck without 400 pounds of makeup and an army of photoshoppers. Nice to see curves coming back too, dammit!
post #89 of 381
I am kinda stunned this thread doesn't feature one of the greatest pictures ever taken . . .



An oldie . . . but oh-so-goodie.
post #90 of 381
Fuck.
post #91 of 381
And to think I was about to delve into the health reform debate thread.
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Does anyone honestly think physics would allow for that swimsuit to actually be done up properly?
post #93 of 381
Stop it, please, I just can't take it anymore, if you have any decency, stop now before I lose my mind.
post #94 of 381
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
Does anyone honestly think physics would allow for that swimsuit to actually be done up properly?
Mate, the funny thing about that pic is that it's exactly the kind of swimsuit that would have me saying something like "man, that's going to leave some REALLY stupid tan-lines . . ."

Oddly, in this pic, I have never cared. At all.

Also, if she had a couple of matching leg-bands, I could call her Psylocke and be some kind of uber-geek.
post #95 of 381
I think prefer her to Megan Fox. Although I definitely would prefer them together.
post #96 of 381
Megan Fox has nothing on Brook. Those curves can't be compared. This is a real woman.
post #97 of 381
that's just...splendid.

No. Really.
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This is so...beautiful.
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
Does anyone honestly think physics would allow for that swimsuit to actually be done up properly?
This is where I need a .gif of Sydney Pollack in Tootsie going "WHO GIVES A SHIT?!"
post #100 of 381
Insert "There's no words..." speech from "Contact" here.
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