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Caption This: Ernie Hudson.

post #1 of 27
3/30/09 at 1:56pm
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post #2 of 27
3/30/09 at 2:28pm
Eventually, the world would marvel as Hudson emerged from the cocoon with silver, iridescent wings, a 20 year old's body, and Tony Todd's career.
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post #3 of 27
3/30/09 at 2:32pm
Ernie Hudson regrets not being able to see down the woman's top like the rest of us can.

alternately -

Ernie Hudson's head continues to await a transplant onto Ray Milland's body.
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post #4 of 27
3/30/09 at 2:39pm
"So, uh, how long till the Oompa Loompas take me down to the juicing room?"

Alternatively,

"Damn it, yes! I'm appearing as Violet Beauregarde in a summer stock production of 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factor'. You got a problem with that?"
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post #5 of 27
3/30/09 at 2:43pm
"Ghostbusters 3 my ass! This is where the real money is!"
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post #6 of 27
3/30/09 at 3:03pm
"Hi, my name is Ernie Hudson and I'm here today to warn you about freak tent accidents.
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post #7 of 27
3/30/09 at 3:18pm
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"Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Hudson. The tent rejuvenates the body, not the career. Sorry for any misunderstanding."
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post #8 of 27
3/30/09 at 3:21pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
"Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Hudson. The tent rejuvenates the body, not the career. Sorry for any misunderstanding."
Well, that's just mean.
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post #9 of 27
3/30/09 at 3:38pm
"Sorry, no autographs."
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post #10 of 27
3/30/09 at 3:53pm
"Sure, I'll sign your autograph. But only if you guess a) the number of dwarves under here with me, b) their respective sexes, and c) the sex act they are performing. Take your time, we're ain't goin' nowhere."
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post #11 of 27
3/30/09 at 5:11pm
"When I said 'I've seen shit that'll turn you white', that wasn't a request. Getmeouttaheeeeere!"


ALT: "WELLNESS SYNERGY, huh? Well, you know my motto: 'If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say."
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post #12 of 27
3/30/09 at 5:17pm
Hudson mistakenly thought his career was on the upswing and that he was to star in an urban remake of The Godfather when he signed on for "Going to the Mattresses." This, sadly, was a miscommunication.
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post #13 of 27
3/30/09 at 5:45pm
His body preserved indefinitely by the Wellness Synergy System 3000, Mr Hudson would go on to appear as the token "blue collar black guy" character in many more forgettable performances such as "The Crow 5: Sometimes They Come Back For Dessert" and his short lived BET sitcom, "Zeddemore's House".
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post #14 of 27
3/30/09 at 6:47pm
"It's called Jiffy Pop: The Movie. Kill me."
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post #15 of 27
3/30/09 at 7:54pm
Lady: ooh look, a "dick in a box"!

Ernie: For the last time, i'm not Richard Roundtree!

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Ernie: So this isn't the casting call for Transformers 3?
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post #16 of 27
3/30/09 at 8:11pm
One beep for yes, two beeps for no.
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post #17 of 27
3/31/09 at 1:08am
"Alright, lady - just one more ticket in that pocket gets you 20 minutes in my magic bag."

-or-

"NASA wanted Cheadle. Suits said 'fuck you, have you seen your budget?' Now, we gonna shoot this training film, or what?"
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post #18 of 27
4/4/09 at 2:01am
That's photoshopped right?
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post #19 of 27
4/4/09 at 3:33pm
Nope.
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post #20 of 27
4/4/09 at 3:46pm
Ernie Hudson takes the Snuggie idea as far as it can go.
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post #21 of 27
4/5/09 at 5:30am
'I'm waiting for 4 other guys to show up so we can form the mighty Mattress Man and fight the evil Reclinatron'
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post #22 of 27
4/6/09 at 11:44am
I've seen shit that will turn you tent!
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post #23 of 27
4/6/09 at 3:26pm
"my wife told me i had to start thinking out of the box or she'd leave? So i did and she still left me??"
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post #24 of 27
4/6/09 at 3:59pm
"I'm outpolling Levine by 3 or 4 points, it's the vending machine I'm worried about. We could really end up splitting the semi-rectangular objects vote."

"Hey, there's more than one way to get ahead in showbusiness!"

Coming in 2011: "Hudson Head"
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post #25 of 27
4/6/09 at 5:01pm
Ernie Hudson as Capt. Munro Kelley in a scene from the upcoming Congo 2: Baboon Boogaloo - "I'd like to see those silly simians try and stop ME from entering the Lost City of Zinj NOW!"
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post #26 of 27
4/6/09 at 5:14pm
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Having just watched Slumdog Millionaire the night before, Ernie was determined to keep the dreaded chillis off his willie as he slept.
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post #27 of 27
4/6/09 at 5:54pm
"I drank what?"
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