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Why the fuck do you have a kid?

post #1 of 14
3/31/09 at 7:45pm
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Dot com...

http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/

Don't think I've seen anyone link to this yet. Apologies if so...
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post #2 of 14
3/31/09 at 7:52pm
It's the lolcat-ish little quips below that really make it click.

Go teenage pregnancy!
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post #3 of 14
4/1/09 at 12:21am
This site makes me mad.
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post #4 of 14
4/1/09 at 12:57am
CHUD has gone full circle
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post #5 of 14
4/1/09 at 1:02am
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Whoops. Sorry, WG. I forgot about that thread. Would've been the perfect place to post that.
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post #6 of 14
4/1/09 at 1:57am
I'm so tempted to add word bubbles and thought balloons to some of these photos.
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post #7 of 14
4/1/09 at 2:55am
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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post
Whoops. Sorry, WG. I forgot about that thread. Would've been the perfect place to post that.
Nah, this is fucked up enough to deserve it's own thread. But this is EXACTLY what I was talking about.
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post #8 of 14
4/1/09 at 12:24pm
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
Nah, this is fucked up enough to deserve it's own thread. But this is EXACTLY what I was talking about.
I'm confused. Yeah, some of those people in those pictures are young but none of them are really doing anything that sets them up as bad parents. Young does not equal bad parenting. It means bad choices. What is it that you're complaining about?
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post #9 of 14
4/1/09 at 1:26pm
I went for a haircut two weeks ago. There, I met a 4-year old boy who was obsessed with the "Friday the 13th" films. He knew all of the words to Alice Cooper's "Man Behind the Mask" and proclaimed that "Jason Goes to Hell" is the best of the series (stupid kid!). He also has a lifesize animatronic Jason that occupies a corner of his bedroom and swings its machete around. I wanted to beat the parents.

On the other hand, I think I may want to adopt the kid.
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post #10 of 14
4/1/09 at 2:09pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
I went for a haircut two weeks ago. There, I met a 4-year old boy who was obsessed with the "Friday the 13th" films. He knew all of the words to Alice Cooper's "Man Behind the Mask" and proclaimed that "Jason Goes to Hell" is the best of the series (stupid kid!). He also has a lifesize animatronic Jason that occupies a corner of his bedroom and swings its machete around. I wanted to beat the parents.

On the other hand, I think I may want to adopt the kid.
I think you should talk to Chris Hansen.
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post #11 of 14
4/4/09 at 3:39am
That sounds a lot like me when I was 4. My parents were great though.
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post #12 of 14
4/4/09 at 8:46am
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
I went for a haircut two weeks ago. There, I met a 4-year old boy who was obsessed with the "Friday the 13th" films. He knew all of the words to Alice Cooper's "Man Behind the Mask" and proclaimed that "Jason Goes to Hell" is the best of the series (stupid kid!). He also has a lifesize animatronic Jason that occupies a corner of his bedroom and swings its machete around. I wanted to beat the parents.

On the other hand, I think I may want to adopt the kid.
Beat the parents over that? No way. They should get a medal, because that's way more awesome than some dorkass talking about their kids playing soccer for two hours straight.
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post #13 of 14
4/7/09 at 3:13pm
Apparently it's Animal Week over at whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com. Huh, interesting...
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post #14 of 14
4/7/09 at 3:23pm
Why don't any of them say:

becuz the condum broke
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