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April Fool's 2009

post #1 of 30
4/1/09 at 11:55am
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Post your gags, whether your own or found online/on TV/in the paper.

Google has introduced CADIE, or Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity, and FARK has announced the New Fark Experience.
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post #2 of 30
4/1/09 at 12:00pm
The Fark thread for that was hilarious.
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post #3 of 30
4/1/09 at 12:01pm
first ever shot of the shark whale (yes that is right0

http://www.bbc.co.uk/lastchancetosee/

and the register has these two gems

Google video view of london

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04...ch_out_london/

cops taser trapped woman

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04...atnav_tasering
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post #4 of 30
4/1/09 at 12:01pm
Horse Armor now costs twice the price- http://chud.com/articles/articles/18...MOR/Page1.html
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post #5 of 30
4/1/09 at 12:02pm
Haha. Awesome.
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post #6 of 30
4/1/09 at 12:12pm
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PC World has a pretty good list of some web and PC related pranks.
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post #7 of 30
4/1/09 at 12:21pm
Fuck April Fools Day. I hope everyone who tries to pull off some shitty half-baked prank gets hit by a bus while chuckling to themselves at their own cleverness.
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post #8 of 30
4/1/09 at 12:22pm
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Well, thanks for that little contribution.
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post #9 of 30
4/1/09 at 12:26pm
Wow. Someone took a shit in Jake's cereals this morning.
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post #10 of 30
4/1/09 at 12:29pm
My wife told me that there was fresh snow on the ground this morning. In my groggy state, I assumed that it was an April Fool's joke. Unfortunately, she wasn't lying.
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post #11 of 30
4/1/09 at 12:50pm
Man, Minnesota sucks more than I thought.

On my part, I play an April Fool prank on my dog. I led her in her cage, promising a biscuit. Yet I didn't give it to her. Oh the humor!
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post #12 of 30
4/1/09 at 12:52pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
Man, Minnesota sucks more than I thought.
Hey now; don't make me sic Norm Coleman on your ass.
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post #13 of 30
4/1/09 at 12:53pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Fuck April Fools Day. I hope everyone who tries to pull off some shitty half-baked prank gets hit by a bus while chuckling to themselves at their own cleverness.
Does somebody need a hug? *hugs*
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post #14 of 30
4/1/09 at 12:57pm
Funny or Die has apparently been taken over by Reba Mcentire. Personally love the Tremors clip.
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post #15 of 30
4/1/09 at 1:05pm
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I emailed my friends rant about a "news story" concerning Lucas announcing he was remaking Star Wars so the entire thing could be done with the new technology and finally conform to his vision. Doubt any of them will bite, but coming from me, they may be fooled.
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post #16 of 30
4/1/09 at 1:14pm
I told a woman at work her shoe was untied when it wasn't. You should have seen her face!
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post #17 of 30
4/1/09 at 1:18pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
Man, Minnesota sucks more than I thought.
I repeat:
1) The Replacements
2) The Coen brothers
3) Cheese curds

Adding:
4) Prince
5) Peter Krause
6) Husker Du

If still in doubt, see our state motto: "Minnesota: At least we're not Florida!"
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post #18 of 30
4/1/09 at 1:18pm
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Originally Posted by BobClark
I told a woman at work her shoe was untied when it wasn't. You should have seen her face!
You gonna get hit by a bus.
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post #19 of 30
4/1/09 at 1:24pm
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Originally Posted by bendrix View Post
I repeat:
1) The Replacements
2) The Coen brothers
3) Cheese curds

Adding:
4) Prince
5) Peter Krause
6) Husker Du

If still in doubt, see our state motto: "Minnesota: At least we're not Florida!"
*Clears throat* Do we really need to bash Florida here? How about Arkansas instead?
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post #20 of 30
4/1/09 at 1:26pm
By the way, I don't really think Minnesota sucks. Except for snow in April.

Hence, it's sucks more than I thought.

And I hate Prince, but love The Replacements and the Coens. So it's cool.
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post #21 of 30
4/1/09 at 1:29pm
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*Clears throat* Do we really need to bash Florida here? How about Arkansas instead?
Not so much a bash but a reference to political fiascos of the past. Lighthearted razzing.

Ours being Michele Bachmann and Coleman.
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post #22 of 30
4/1/09 at 1:33pm
Youtube is upside down! Zany!

http://www.youtube.com/t/new_viewing_experience
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post #23 of 30
4/1/09 at 1:34pm
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I hope and pray this is a joke.
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post #24 of 30
4/1/09 at 1:37pm
Probably wasn't a joke. Sad.
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post #25 of 30
4/1/09 at 1:43pm
I get woken up by a text at 2 o'clock this morning, my friend tells me she's stuck out in bumblefuck with no car, and she needed someone to pick her up. I'm groggy, not thinking that it's now April 1st, so I reply and tell her I'll call her when I'm on my way. Half hour later as I'm getting on the highway, I call her up only to hear her yell "APRIL FOOLS HAHA!".

Revenge will be sweet.
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post #26 of 30
4/1/09 at 2:07pm
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Originally Posted by Knife Chase View Post
Revenge will be sweet.
Make that bitch pay.
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post #27 of 30
4/2/09 at 12:48am
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009...dia-technology

The Guardian's switching to Twitter-based reporting. Very sad.
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post #28 of 30
4/2/09 at 2:14am
I know someone who didn't read the entire fake story on Joblo, and took it for truth.
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post #29 of 30
4/2/09 at 6:32pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
So that's what that annoying shit was. Yuck yuck.
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post #30 of 30
4/3/09 at 3:08am
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Originally Posted by Knife Chase View Post
I get woken up by a text at 2 o'clock this morning, my friend tells me she's stuck out in bumblefuck with no car, and she needed someone to pick her up. I'm groggy, not thinking that it's now April 1st, so I reply and tell her I'll call her when I'm on my way. Half hour later as I'm getting on the highway, I call her up only to hear her yell "APRIL FOOLS HAHA!".

Revenge will be sweet.
Ok, that one is pretty shitty. You don't fuck with sleep.
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