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post #1 of 36
4/2/09 at 7:00pm
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so she is egotastic news (kinda NSFW)

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainme...e-video-004528

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post #2 of 36
4/2/09 at 7:49pm
Extra and Access Hollywood screencaps? Not on you man, but why does egotastic even bother with them? The good parts are blocked out.
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post #3 of 36
4/2/09 at 8:15pm
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I don't know. It was a good "reading" anyway. And the video is hilarious.
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post #4 of 36
4/20/09 at 9:14am
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NSFW... http://media.egotastic.com/media/pic...er-blue-04.jpg

http://www.egotastic.com/entertainme...el-nude-004573

Her ass is kinda manly in one of those photos.
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post #5 of 36
4/20/09 at 10:54am
It's nice to see a stripper actually, you know, stripping in a movie for once.
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post #6 of 36
4/20/09 at 11:11am
That already happened, Marisa Tomei anyone?
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post #7 of 36
4/20/09 at 11:17am
Ohhh yeah. I was thinking of a different Jessica.
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post #8 of 36
4/20/09 at 11:22am
Or repeat offender Salma. But I can't stay mad at those lovelies, particularly since she's smooching Tina Fey on network TV this week.
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post #9 of 36
4/20/09 at 1:56pm
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Or repeat offender Salma. But I can't stay mad at those lovelies, particularly since she's smooching Tina Fey on network TV this week.
Salma is the hottest striper ever, and we admired those puppies later on Frida (since then it was artful). The main offender on that issue is Portman.
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post #10 of 36
4/20/09 at 2:03pm
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Originally Posted by Feral Akodon View Post
Salma is the hottest striper ever, and we admired those puppies later on Frida (since then it was artful). The main offender on that issue is Portman.
Although Portman not showing anything was a shame, the movie at least gave us the illusion she did. I'd say Alba is the worst offender.
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post #11 of 36
4/20/09 at 4:17pm
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Although Portman not showing anything was a shame, the movie at least gave us the illusion she did. I'd say Alba is the worst offender.
Portman originally DID get naked - the director decided to cut that footage.

Alba is definitely the worst offender here...
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post #12 of 36
4/20/09 at 5:01pm
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Or repeat offender Salma. But I can't stay mad at those lovelies, particularly since she's smooching Tina Fey on network TV this week.
Unless I'm wrong. Hayek was topless in Desperado.

But Alba is the worst offender of never showing the goods but playing roles where you would expect to see them.

Frankly, it makes me respect Marisa Tomei even more. Top grade actress willing to go for it.
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post #13 of 36
4/20/09 at 5:23pm
Lindsay Lohan also played a stripper in I Know Who Killed Me and failed to deliver the goods. However, now that she's penniless, alone and practically unemployable, she may be taking it off fer reelz in Vegas:

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Lohan flew from Los Angeles to Las Vegas on Saturday on the private plane of the producer of Mel B. and Kelly Monaco's "Peepshow" to attend the grand opening of the sexy striptease production, but made the trip more importantly because she had a meeting scheduled with director and Broadway big-wig, Jerry Mitchell.

"Peepshow" is designed to have rotating leads and according to very close inside sources, Lohan is in official negotiations to take over from Monaco who wants to move on and get back to work on "General Hospital," however Mel B. reportedly intends to stay on once her three-month contract is finished.
Warning: the link is from Fox News' entertainment.

All rumor and innuendo at this point, but still worth mentioning.

And while it's disappointing that Alba never revealed all for Sin City, she's almost always naked in my imagination.
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post #14 of 36
4/20/09 at 5:56pm
She is ridiculously fit.
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post #15 of 36
4/20/09 at 5:58pm
Didn't know Biel had been a gymnast. She seems so not petite.
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post #16 of 36
4/20/09 at 6:01pm
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Originally Posted by Feral Akodon View Post

Her ass is kinda manly in one of those photos.
Justin Timberlake's relationship with her suddenly makes more sense. BURN!
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post #17 of 36
4/20/09 at 8:34pm
I have no problems with that ass. None.

It is something to behold.
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post #18 of 36
4/20/09 at 8:55pm
That ass is so fine it should be enshrined in the Smithsonian.

Now we just need Scarlett to follow suit.
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post #19 of 36
4/20/09 at 8:56pm
That one shot of her standing, I don't know if it's how she's standing or what, but she looks like a female Paul Dini character.
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post #20 of 36
4/20/09 at 9:36pm
Nice pics. Too bad the movie itself looks about as much fun as waterboarding.
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post #21 of 36
4/21/09 at 1:38pm
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That one shot of her standing, I don't know if it's how she's standing or what, but she looks like a female Paul Dini character.
As if the pictures weren't hot enough by themselves you got me imagining her in a Wonder Woman costume. Damn you Dickson, I'm still at work!
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post #22 of 36
4/23/09 at 9:53am
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Her ass is kinda manly in one of those photos.
False. Seriously.

Her body is fucking unbelievable! She is one of the most gorgeous actresses out there.
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post #23 of 36
4/23/09 at 10:06am
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False. Seriously.

Her body is fucking unbelievable! She is one of the most gorgeous actresses out there.
Agreed. There's nothing at all wrong with that ass. She's almost perfect to a fault, in that her face/body almost look unreal.

Invisible rep to Feral!
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post #24 of 36
4/23/09 at 2:31pm
Granted it's all subjective, but Biel is a woman with a very good face and a near-perfect body (as are Salma Hayek and models Laetitia Casta and Marisa Miller). Some women have near-perfect faces and very good bodies, like Ali Larter, Megan Fox, and model Alessandra Ambrosio. I think Jessica Alba comes closest to near-perfection in face and body (although I generally prefer more curves, like Casta and Hayek).

Again, it's all subjective (I obviously like a expansive bosom). Also pretty superficial. And in the end, I'd sever a finger to have a night with any of these beautiful heavenly women.
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post #25 of 36
4/23/09 at 3:30pm
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I'd sever a finger to have a night with any of these beautiful heavenly women.
Better not. You might need it if all goes well.. *wink wink*
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post #26 of 36
4/23/09 at 4:09pm
Three in the Sheila, one in the Sniffer, and your thumb is free to tickle the Begoynia.

Okay, I'd sever a toe.
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post #27 of 36
4/23/09 at 4:13pm
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Okay, I'd sever a toe.
You sure bout that? I mean you can't just rule everything out.
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post #28 of 36
4/23/09 at 4:15pm
Yeah, it seems somebody hasn't seen Chocolate.
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post #29 of 36
4/23/09 at 9:51pm
I actually think her acting talent is growing with each film she's been in. Yeah she's pretty, but I think her acting chops are growing making her a much more interesting propostion. I'm actually quite keen to see Easy Virtue, because she actually looks like she's holding her own in it against the likes of Colin Firth and Kirstin Scott Thomas.

...oh, we're discussing her arse? My apologies.
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post #30 of 36
4/24/09 at 12:39pm
Her ass is manly? What the Christ?
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post #31 of 36
5/13/09 at 1:17am
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Her ass is manly? What the Christ?
Excuse me for nitpicking over a blurry pic of her ass. Now, the video: http://www.egotastic.com/
http://www.egotastic.com/video?dm=x9...0Powder%20Blue

NSFW!
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post #32 of 36
5/13/09 at 2:20am
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Originally Posted by Feral Akodon View Post
Excuse me for nitpicking over a blurry pic of her ass. Now, the video: http://www.egotastic.com/
http://www.egotastic.com/video?dm=x9...0Powder%20Blue

NSFW!
Killer bod, but that scene is about as sexy as a CPA exam.
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post #33 of 36
5/13/09 at 2:22am
You just supplied the world with spank material for the next month good sir.
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post #34 of 36
5/13/09 at 3:26am
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Now, the video:
Rad. Now I have no reason to ever see this movie.
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post #35 of 36
5/13/09 at 6:03am
Tickets canceled!
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post #36 of 36
5/13/09 at 7:17am
What the fuck with the crying. Way to kill the mood, jerks.

Nude Biel (okay topless) should be a joyous thing, dammit. Am I wrong in this?
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