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post #51 of 710
4/3/09 at 10:18pm
I asked my serious questions already, so...

Devin, Jeremy, Alex. Who would you marry, who would you shag, who would you throw off a cliff?
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post #52 of 710
4/3/09 at 11:05pm
If Ted Levine ran for mayor of Atlanta, but had publicly declared his intention to appoint Stephanie Meyer to the Public Housing Commission, would you still vote for him?

Bear in mind, he's running against a fax machine who's platform includes putting Carlos Mencia on the Water Board.
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post #53 of 710
4/3/09 at 11:18pm
Thread Starter 
First installment!

http://chud.com/articles/articles/18...A-1/Page1.html
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post #54 of 710
4/3/09 at 11:19pm
Someone should water board Carlos Mencia. T or F ?
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post #55 of 710
4/3/09 at 11:42pm
1) If you could send a message back in time 10 years to give your younger self some advice (or a warning), what would it be?

2) Everyone knows the President of the US gets 3 free assassinations. Congratulations Mr. President, who gets whacked?

3) The two films of which you've had the greatest opinion shift, from hate to love and from love to hate.

PS: Thanks for doing this.
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post #56 of 710
4/3/09 at 11:53pm
Great write-up Nick, and thanks for the anwser. Let's hope he remembers his roots.

The Quizno goblin was my favorite zinger, but the serious Q's and A's turned out to be the most intriguing for me. Will try to come up with some quality questions for future installments. Keep it up!

And don't let the "popular" opinion stop any comic strip content around here, they were/are great little features to have (and missed)
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post #57 of 710
4/4/09 at 12:01am
How do you feel about Radiohead?

When the family is all gone and the Nunz has a quiet night to spend with the Nunz, how does he relax?

On a completely, totally, and utterly unrelated note, what is the best way to dispose of a dead hooker in major metropolitan area?
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post #58 of 710
4/4/09 at 12:19am
Is Ron #19 the best thing you've ever done?
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post #59 of 710
4/4/09 at 12:48am
Quote:
Originally Posted by James Kimbell View Post
Is Ron #19 the best thing you've ever done?
Probably. I can count myself as a HUGE Ron fan.
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post #60 of 710
4/4/09 at 1:03am
Dear Nick,

You and I were both born in the Bronx, NY. We both have a passion for baseball and enjoy participating in fantasy baseball. Heck, we're even in the same fantasy baseball league (sort of like it was meant to be). We both have sexy beards. We both think X-Com UFO Defense is the best game ever. I'm sure we have many other things in common...favorite colors, foods, sexual positions. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and I should get an apartment together. Would you like to get an apartment with me Nick?

Your future BFF,

Bob
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post #61 of 710
4/4/09 at 1:43am
Goddamn that Narc/Live And Die answer is gold.
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post #62 of 710
4/4/09 at 2:19am
How much money did you donate to Trinity Broadcasting Network's praise-a-thon?
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post #63 of 710
4/4/09 at 2:38am
Who gets into the hall of fame first? Pete Rose or Mark McGwire?

Why does Eddie Murphy keep making shitty "kid comedies?"

Tyler Perry's success. Why?

Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba?
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post #64 of 710
4/4/09 at 3:12am
Phew...Nick doesn't hate me. RELIEVED.
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post #65 of 710
4/4/09 at 4:13am
If we succeed in creating a private Chud.com game on Pokerstars, will you play online poker with us some Sunday?
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post #66 of 710
4/4/09 at 11:37am
Why is 'The CHUD Thread of the Unexplained' so deserted?

How does the collaboration between you and Alten work? I'm sincerely interested in different writing methods.
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post #67 of 710
4/4/09 at 11:47am
Were there any legal troubles acquiring the name CHUD for the site?

What other names did you have in mind for the site?
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post #68 of 710
4/4/09 at 12:39pm
Which planet (real or fictional) would you destroy and why?

Which longtime poster who no longer posts or who posts very rarely do you miss the most? The least?

What do you miss about the early days of Chud, and what are you glad to have left behind?

Serious question: How do you balance all of your responsibilities and hobbies? You and I are roughly the same age. Your daughter is about the same age as my son, and I have a 1-year old girl as well. I can barely find the time to do anything other than take care of the kids (reasonably well!) and the house (poorly!). By the time 9 or 10 PM rolls around, I'm usually too tired to do anything except try my best to enjoy the hour or so of time to myself I have before sleep claims me. And yet you crank out content, work on your art projects, work at the cigar shop, see movies, record podcasts, see your friends, play poker, make music, etc. Does your wife watch the kid a lot? Grandparents chip in to help? How do you cram it all in? I need the Nunziata Secret to Time Management System(TM).
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post #69 of 710
4/4/09 at 1:58pm
Is God a delusion?
Do you consider Tina Fey attractive?

(Thanks for the article)
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post #70 of 710
4/4/09 at 2:06pm
(Love this - 'tis amazing, funny AND insightful)

1. Am I the only one who thinks Sonic Youth ought to score a film?

2. I'm writing a monster movie - as in a BIG monster, movie - Why aren't there any ACTUAL good, modern monster movies?

3. Do you have any idea as to how many people actually listen to the podcast (i'm one of those who do)? Do you even give a shit?

4. How long is your beard RIGHT NOW?

5. What tips can you give on growing a proper, manly beard?
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post #71 of 710
4/4/09 at 2:16pm
1. Since you expressed admiration for Keanu Reeves (which I share), what would you say is his best performance?
2. Do you think Dinklage turned down the role as the dwarf in In Bruges? Or was it not even offered to him cause he's too big now?
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post #72 of 710
4/4/09 at 2:20pm
Dear Nick, what was the very first flick you reviewed for CHUD - and did you like or dislike it?
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post #73 of 710
4/4/09 at 2:25pm
No drugs, ever? Wow.
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post #74 of 710
4/4/09 at 2:32pm
So what? me neither.
I'm already fucked up.
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post #75 of 710
4/4/09 at 2:36pm
Yeah, but you look like a "take care of your health" sort of guy. Nick looks like a Hedonist who denies himself no earthly pleasure. Wasn't a judgment, either way.
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post #76 of 710
4/4/09 at 2:51pm
Ha, if you saw what i ate and drank, you wouldn't be saying that.
I've just never been interested in that.
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post #77 of 710
4/4/09 at 2:57pm
If cleanliness is next to Godliness, does that make the con circuit a layer of Hell?
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post #78 of 710
4/4/09 at 3:06pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
If cleanliness is next to Godliness, does that make the con circuit a layer of Hell?
Follow up to this

If cleanliness is next to Godliness and I don't believe in Godliness should I also stop believing in cleanliness?
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post #79 of 710
4/4/09 at 3:37pm
1) Which, if any, child actors do you think will have successful adult careers?

2) If a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters for a thousand years will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare, what do you get if you give one monkey a week with a box of crayons?
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post #80 of 710
4/4/09 at 3:46pm
How can I live with myself?

When did you become self-aware?

What was the best movie of 1982?
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post #81 of 710
4/4/09 at 6:25pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Schwartz View Post
If we succeed in creating a private Chud.com game on Pokerstars, will you play online poker with us some Sunday?
No more "if"! The nice people at PS support granted me the power to create the game, and we hope that Nick and others shall join in.
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post #82 of 710
4/4/09 at 9:08pm
When the fruit of your loins (acknowledged or otherwise) come of age, which of your accomplishments do you think there'll be the most pressure to continue, emulate or avoid?

Are you at all looking forward to high quality (hi-def picture and sound, THX, etc) movies on a private headset?
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post #83 of 710
4/5/09 at 12:06am
Phil Owen. What the fuck happened there?
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post #84 of 710
4/5/09 at 12:31am
1) Who would win in an arm wrestling match, Werner Hertzog or The 2nd Coming of Phil Hartman

2) What would be the victory song of whomsoever would be victor

3) Who would film the documentary about such an epic event
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post #85 of 710
4/5/09 at 5:38am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Quarant View Post
1) Which, if any, child actors do you think will have successful adult-film careers?
I'll answer that with a hearty Soleil Moon Frye.

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post #86 of 710
4/7/09 at 6:55pm
Thread Starter 
Could stand for a few more.
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post #87 of 710
4/7/09 at 6:56pm
Which is more bat shit insane: Herzog's version of Bad Lieutenant with Nicholas Cage or Bono's & The Edge musical version of Spider-man?
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post #88 of 710
4/7/09 at 6:58pm
If you could be attached (produce?) to any one upcoming project of your choosing, which one would it be and why?
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post #89 of 710
4/7/09 at 7:14pm
What is the dumbest thing you have ever done with your cock?

Also, what is your favorite cereal?
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post #90 of 710
4/7/09 at 7:52pm
1. If you had a film festival like Robert Osborne, which movies would you choose for the inaugural showing?

2. Of the Chud Essentials, which, if any, do you revisit the most?

3. In the ten plus years of Chud, curious which chewers have best represented the intended spirit of the site?
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post #91 of 710
4/7/09 at 7:56pm
-When you go to sleep, do you sleep with the beard over or under the bedsheets?
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post #92 of 710
4/7/09 at 8:05pm
Do you use the ignore feature on the boards?
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post #93 of 710
4/7/09 at 8:11pm
Looking back at your past reviews, are there any films you've turned around on?
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post #94 of 710
4/7/09 at 8:24pm
Levine or Nolte: Both men enter, one leaves. Which one?
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post #95 of 710
4/7/09 at 8:29pm
Klute: Great film or greatest film?
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post #96 of 710
4/7/09 at 8:35pm
1) Is Ice Cube considered an "action star" for his turn in XxX 2: Prepare for the next level?

2) Prior Tae Bo, were you a fan of Billy Blanks in any capacity?

3) Rob Cohen, man of talent and/or man of _____?

4) You ever attend Freaknik?

5) Whadda'ya think of the swagger-rific pose of Lee Marvin in Delta Force?
*Just Lee no Chuckie...

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post #97 of 710
4/7/09 at 9:12pm
How is it that ducks have gotten off so easy? I mean, it's not like you ever come across a chicken in the wild, so how is it that there's this even more flavorful bird that can be found on any given American pond but only select Chinese menus?

What was the last good book you read?

Is it possible for a human being to sound any dumber than the male lead in the Fighting commercials?
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post #98 of 710
4/8/09 at 9:25am
Nick,

What colour best describes you?

Who are the 5 sexiest people ever? Why?

All the best,
Bobby
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post #99 of 710
4/9/09 at 12:41pm
Thread Starter 
All these are in the next one.
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post #100 of 710
4/9/09 at 4:51pm
Superb. E.T.A?
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