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Farrah Fawcett in hospital

post #1 of 26
4/6/09 at 3:58am
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She has anal cancer, jesus, that's tough, of all the cancer's she had to develop it had to be cancer of the ass.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusive...t-hospitalized
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post #2 of 26
4/6/09 at 5:56am
OH Shit!

Who will say "fuck it" and make the first hilariously inappropriate comment!
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post #3 of 26
4/6/09 at 6:01am
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I think we've already begun.
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post #4 of 26
4/6/09 at 7:23am
Seriously, if any thread begs for that stuff it's this one!
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post #5 of 26
4/6/09 at 9:31am
Butt she's so young.
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post #6 of 26
4/6/09 at 9:50am
Ba Da, Da Pissssssh.
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post #7 of 26
4/6/09 at 10:25am
Her son was arrested for drug possession too: http://www.ktla.com/landing_mostinte...06&feedID=1080

Not a good week.
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post #8 of 26
4/6/09 at 10:36am
Figures someone named Fawcett would have problems with the plumbing.
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post #9 of 26
4/6/09 at 10:46am
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Her son was arrested for drug possession too: http://www.ktla.com/landing_mostinte...06&feedID=1080

Not a good week.

I know who to cast as Beavis for the live action Beavis and Butthead movie.
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post #10 of 26
4/6/09 at 10:51am
Pick #1 for my dead pool, YES!

Time to watch 'Saturn 3' again.
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post #11 of 26
4/6/09 at 11:26am
Anal cancer? Sweet christ!
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post #12 of 26
4/6/09 at 11:51am
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Pick #1 for my dead pool, YES!

Time to watch 'Saturn 3' again.
Do you want anal cancer, too?
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post #13 of 26
4/6/09 at 12:00pm
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Do you want anal cancer, too?
Actually, this is hitting a little too close to home for me: my mother died on April 10th of last year from breast cancer that had spread throughout her entire body, including into her large intestine/colon.

I may have picked FF for my Dead Pool, but I'd actually be very pleased if she were to beat it somehow. Knowing what my mother went through, I don't like her chances.
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post #14 of 26
4/6/09 at 12:46pm
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Do you want anal cancer, too?
Does watching Saturn 3 give you anal cancer?

I watched it for the first time last week, it wasn't that bad.
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post #15 of 26
4/6/09 at 1:32pm
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I know who to cast as Beavis for the live action Beavis and Butthead movie.
No one, and I mean NO ONE beats this guy. It's his role to lose:

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post #16 of 26
4/6/09 at 2:10pm
Where did you find this magnificent creature? He looks like someone used his forehead as a board to chop onions.
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post #17 of 26
4/6/09 at 2:52pm
Bad luck just rubs off Ryan O'Neal and infects everyone, doesn't it?
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post #18 of 26
4/6/09 at 3:34pm
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No one, and I mean NO ONE beats this guy. It's his role to lose:
Dolph has really let himself go.

Hopefully Farrah can pull through it.

I'm probably a bad person, because when I read stories like this I can't help but think of what a man named Job once said, "Sometimes I worry about if anything ever happened to me... And how sad I'd be."
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post #19 of 26
4/6/09 at 4:27pm
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Actually, this is hitting a little too close to home for me: my mother died on April 10th of last year from breast cancer that had spread throughout her entire body, including into her large intestine/colon.
I'm sorry to hear that.

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I may have picked FF for my Dead Pool, but I'd actually be very pleased if she were to beat it somehow. Knowing what my mother went through, I don't like her chances.
Five year US survival statistics published in the "Journal of the National Cancer Institute":

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* Stage 1 Colon Cancer: 93%
* Stage 2A Colon Cancer: 85%
* Stage 2B Colon Cancer: 72%
* Stage 3A Colon Cancer: 83%
* Stage 3B Colon Cancer: 64%
* Stage 3C Colon Cancer: 44%
* Stage 4 Colon Cancer: 8%
As you'll know - there are various forms of cancer (some aggressive, others less so) which will adjust those figures up or down.

Wealth is in FF's favour. Rich people get the best treatment (and quicker detection). Poor people don't. Provided it's been picked up before it metastasized and she hasn't contracted an aggressive strain that doesn't respond well to treatment her chances are probably good.
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post #20 of 26
4/6/09 at 4:35pm
My mother was diagnosed with Stage 4 breast cancer back in 1991. She survived that (full mastectomy, up into her lymph nodes and everything), but the cancer metastasized thoughout her body. By the time that she died, she had bone, liver, and colon cancer. She was fucking made of STEEL to have been able to ignore the pain and last as long as she did, frankly.

FF seems like a fighter, so hopefully she'll pull through this.
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post #21 of 26
4/6/09 at 5:08pm
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Where did you find this magnificent creature? He looks like someone used his forehead as a board to chop onions.
I saw it on thesmokinggun.com years and years ago. Obviously, that's not the sort of thing you forget.
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post #22 of 26
4/6/09 at 7:04pm
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FF seems like a fighter, so hopefully she'll pull through this.
She'll just numb the pain with alcohol.
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post #23 of 26
4/6/09 at 8:01pm
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She'll just numb the pain with alcohol.
Up the butt. Because you can get drunk faster.
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post #24 of 26
4/6/09 at 8:03pm
Just a quick note that anal cancer != colorectal cancer. If it is the former, it still has a good 5-year outcome, but the fact that it's likely HPV related is going to make for a lot of anal sex jokes.
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post #25 of 26
4/6/09 at 9:56pm
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It's spread to her liver.
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post #26 of 26
4/7/09 at 6:44pm
If it has spread to her liver, it's only a matter of time,sadly.
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