"Even the super left-wing chicks that saw Blood Diamond and cried? When they get a diamond, they're like, 'Yeah, bitch, gimme one of them blood diamonds! Make 'em extra bloody!'"
"And one guy was like, 'I wouldn't hit that,' and the other guy was like, 'me neither,' and this third guy was like, 'I would.' So I don't know if that's helpful at all."
"We can't have raccoons for the Christmas thing, they'll hunt the kids for sport."
"I found a sandwich in one of your parks, and I want to know why it didn't have mayonnaise!"
"And one guy was like, 'I wouldn't hit that,' and the other guy was like, 'me neither,' and this third guy was like, 'I would.' So I don't know if that's helpful at all."
"We can't have raccoons for the Christmas thing, they'll hunt the kids for sport."
"I found a sandwich in one of your parks, and I want to know why it didn't have mayonnaise!"






