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I'm not saying he should have killed her, but I understand

post #1 of 31
4/15/09 at 3:06pm
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Channeling Chris Rock's stand up bit, Hulk Hogan tells Rolling Stone that seeing his estranged wife hooking up with a dude his daughters age made him want to kill a bitch!

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HULK Hogan is sounding homicidal over the way his wife Linda dumped him, forced him out of his $18 million mansion, allegedly started spending his money at the rate of $40,000 a month and dating "some shaggy-haired pool boy 30 years her junior," Rolling Stone reports. "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat," he told the magazine. "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it." He and Linda are battling it out in a Florida divorce court, where Linda's attorney claims she's entitled to use the car and that Hogan's claims against her are merely an attempt to control her love life.
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post #2 of 31
4/15/09 at 3:16pm
I think they should settle this in the ring. I want to see Hulkster HULK out and then leg drop the bitch.
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post #3 of 31
4/15/09 at 3:20pm
Or #1 on the list of things to not say in an interview while you are still in divorce proceedings.
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post #4 of 31
4/15/09 at 3:25pm
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". . . I totally understand OJ. I get it."
God damn, I love when celebrities say fuck it & speak candidly. That is awesome.
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post #5 of 31
4/15/09 at 3:29pm
I don't understand why Hulk Hogan and his hoganites are still popular.
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post #6 of 31
4/15/09 at 3:33pm
Hulk Hogan is a real American, fights for the rights of every man ... except the one bangin' his ex-wife.
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post #7 of 31
4/15/09 at 4:02pm
And Hogan takes his expected heel turn...
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post #8 of 31
4/15/09 at 4:03pm
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Originally Posted by Domingo View Post
I think they should settle this in the ring. I want to see Hulkster HULK out and then leg drop the bitch.
It should be in the old blue steel cage.
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post #9 of 31
4/15/09 at 4:09pm
So is the restraining order in place already?
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post #10 of 31
4/15/09 at 4:32pm
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post #11 of 31
4/15/09 at 4:43pm
I came here expecting some Mel Gibson luls. This Hogan stuff is even funnier, though. The Hulkster is seriously being cuckolded by a 19-year old? And the nerve this kid must have...
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post #12 of 31
4/15/09 at 4:45pm
That interview was truly

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post #13 of 31
4/15/09 at 11:57pm
Someone needs to ask that 19-year-old kid what he plans to do when Hulkamania runs wild on him.
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post #14 of 31
4/16/09 at 12:08am
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Or #1 on the list of things to not say in an interview while you are still in divorce proceedings.
Ah, it's only a problem if she turns up dead.
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post #15 of 31
4/16/09 at 4:24am
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Originally Posted by Fizzgig View Post
Someone needs to ask that 19-year-old kid what he plans to do when Hulkamania runs wild on him.


Not before the kid asks for an autograph!
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post #16 of 31
4/16/09 at 7:39am
I'm not sure but isn't he banging some chick his daughter's age too?
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post #17 of 31
4/16/09 at 7:44am
I'm ripping my Hulkamania vest of my chest as i type this!! Hogan can say what he wants, the only time the man has done wrong was when he went all bad and became "Hollywood Hogan".


Gotta give the kid his dues, that's a lotta woman for a 19 yr-old and i bet she's got a mean body-to-body suplex. Still, what a wanker.
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post #18 of 31
4/16/09 at 9:49am
The next series of 'Hogan Knows Best' should be the best series yet.
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post #19 of 31
4/16/09 at 10:51am
so she cheated on him? if thats the case why does she still get all his shit?

looks like someone is coming out of retirement to pay some bills!
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post #20 of 31
4/16/09 at 10:55am
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Originally Posted by MoonBaseNick View Post
so she cheated on him? if thats the case why does she still get all his shit?
Florida is a "no fault" state.

If she spent a lot of money on her new honey it would affect that, but it all depends on a lot of factors;

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Gifts, trips, apartment rent, car payments, and dinners for one's "friend" are all a waste of marital assets. The court may reduce the adulterer's share of martial assets to compensate a spouse for this waste of assets.
http://www.divorcenet.com/states/florida/fl_art05
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post #21 of 31
4/16/09 at 10:57am
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Originally Posted by Dragon Ma View Post
The next series of 'Hogan Knows Best' should be the best series yet.
If you consider 20 episodes of Hulk Hogan, sitting in a one-bedroom apartment, weeping, occasionally calling Randy Savage for love advice, better than the previous series, you are correct.
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post #22 of 31
4/16/09 at 11:05am
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Originally Posted by MoonBaseNick View Post
so she cheated on him? if thats the case why does she still get all his shit?
If I remember correctly, they were both separated before seeing someone else. Further, that it was Mr. Hogan who dipped into the fountain of youth first.
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post #23 of 31
4/16/09 at 11:52am
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If you consider 20 episodes of Hulk Hogan, sitting in a one-bedroom apartment, weeping, occasionally calling Randy Savage for love advice, better than the previous series, you are correct.
From the few minutes I've seen, that WOULD be an improvement.

Poor Hulkster. I'm pretty sure he can find someone young, dumb, and full of silicone to console him, but who can fix the big lug's HEART?
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post #24 of 31
4/16/09 at 12:51pm
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Poor Hulkster. I'm pretty sure he can find someone young, dumb, and full of silicone to console him, but who can fix the big lug's HEART?
Bah. The Hulkster's heart only belongs to one. His first love.

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post #25 of 31
4/16/09 at 1:02pm
That show toooottalllly ruled!

Plus it had a buffed out Jack Lemmon's son in it!
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post #26 of 31
4/16/09 at 1:23pm
Well at least Hogan gives her a warning first. The other wrestlers start with the family killing and don't give us any heads up. Do you think if the Hulkster kills her they will get him off because the bandana found at the scene is too small?

And while Hogan is an old guy these days he is still HUGE. I saw him in an airport a year or so ago and he is a monster. I'd be scared to death if he was pissed at me.
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post #27 of 31
4/16/09 at 2:06pm
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And while Hogan is an old guy these days he is still HUGE. I saw him in an airport a year or so ago and he is a monster. I'd be scared to death if he was pissed at me.
Have you seen him walk ? Years of wrestling, working out, etc... have taken a huge toll. I'm only scared if I'm within arms reach.
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post #28 of 31
4/16/09 at 2:13pm
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That show toooottalllly ruled!
And a nice pair of tits. I couldn't find the actress.
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post #29 of 31
4/16/09 at 2:17pm
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Originally Posted by Feral Akodon View Post
And a nice pair of tits. I couldn't find the actress.
Carol Alt. Google to the rescue.
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post #30 of 31
4/16/09 at 3:47pm
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
Carol Alt. Google to the rescue.




She is an older woman (47) :P .
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post #31 of 31
4/16/09 at 5:11pm
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Originally Posted by Fizzgig View Post
Someone needs to ask that 19-year-old kid what he plans to do when Hulkamania runs wild on him.
Say his prayers and take his vitamins.
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