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post #101 of 106
1/17/10 at 8:10am
Very First line of Miley Cyrus's See you again

I got my sights set on you and I'm ready to aim


If you've got your sights set on me you're already aiming, that's what aiming is

Lyrics conspicuously absent:

I'm absorbing information through text and I'm ready to read.




It's still a felony.
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post #102 of 106
1/17/10 at 8:59am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ke$ha
Just zip your lips like a padlock
Mixed metaphors ahoy!
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post #103 of 106
1/17/10 at 12:06pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by C.S. Lewis Jr. View Post
and to think, this dumb bitch makes more money than a doctor or astronaut. Beardy Jesus wept.
So she's sticking HER dick in the guy, right?
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post #104 of 106
1/17/10 at 4:58pm
Scouting For Girls' lamentably hit songs are front-loaded with dumb lyrics. The two worst offenders, after some consideration, are:

The startlingly inept "I Wish I Was James Bond."

and the totally irrelevant "She's So Lovely."

You might be wondering why, instead of simply posting some of the applicable lyrics as others have done, I've linked to videos. The simple explanation is that if someone unfamiliar with them were to read the lyrics, they might well think them a joke - and a bad one at that. "Surely, no 'band' could be that redundant?" they might say. It's no joke; these videos provide the necessary context. Look into their gormless eyes, observe their sincerity, then feel the struggling artists of the world cry out in despair at their success.
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post #105 of 106
1/17/10 at 8:41pm
The truly sad thing about 'Blah Blah Blah' is that it was never officially released as a single. The public is making it a hit of their very own due to digital sales and radio airplay. Thank you tasteless audience!
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post #106 of 106
1/18/10 at 2:13am
I used to have a friend who argued that Radiohead's "Idioteque" should be on this thread...no, I dont talk to him anymore, obviously.

Also:

"Everybody stutters one way or the other,
so check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact, now don't let nothin' hold
ya back,
If the Skatman can do it, so can you.
Everybody's sayin' that the Skatman stutters,
but doesn't ever stutter when he sings.
But whucha don't know I'm gonna tell you right now, that a stutter and a skat is the same to you

I'm the Skatman.
Where's the Skatman?
I'm the Skatman.

?????? politicians ???? who would try to change their reasons if they could.
The state of the condition insults my intuition,
and it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood.
Everybody stutters one way or the other,
so check out my message to you.
As a matter of fact, don't let nothin hold ya back, if the Skatman can do it brother so can you

I'm the Skatman.

badabadaba wee bababadabo bababadabo"

Wikipedia claims the damn song was about overcoming stuttering...thats monstrous if true.
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