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post #51 of 66
4/27/09 at 10:43pm
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Originally Posted by IggytheBorg View Post
I wish I had thought of that. All of it. I also wish I had thought of as cool a send off song as my friend Jay.
A song! That's what I need. Funeral-by-Cryptid-devouring musical accompaniment.

Weird Al's "Eat It"?
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post #52 of 66
4/27/09 at 10:46pm
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
1) I really like the Internet meme idea. A Budd Dwyer final outing.
This one seems super do-able for anyone!
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post #53 of 66
4/28/09 at 1:27pm
Ideally, I'd like to give this immortality thing a shot. Otherwise I'd want to team-up with Danny Lee and go out in a hail of gunfire battling the Triad, like Chow Yun Fat did in The Killer. With my dying breath, I'd pass Danny my lighter (even though I don't smoke. It's a guy thing.) so he'd always remember.

Then I want an Irish Wake - I want my bullet-ridden corpse planted on a stool at the local pub by my buddies, with some Irish tunes blasting as everyone parties.

At the funeral, I have a set list all ready to go music-wise ("Afterimage" by Rush, Buckley's "Last Goodbye", etc.), and I have a spot all picked out - a nice, green, park-like cemetery. Which happens to be near a waste dump. Some kid horsing around knocks over a drum of mysterious chemicals, gasses are released, mixes with the atmosphere, it rains on my grave, seeps into my moldering corpse... and I'm BACK, FOLKS!!! BRAINS!!!!
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post #54 of 66
4/28/09 at 1:43pm
Timely thread!
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post #55 of 66
4/28/09 at 1:52pm
I want my body donated to science fiction....

I've been saying for thirty years that I want my body to be dropped out of a plane from a few thousand feet up. Not so much that I splatter across the landscape, but enough to demonstrate I just didn't die normally.

Sort of my salute to DB Cooper. Make me a mystery perhaps never to be solved.
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post #56 of 66
4/28/09 at 1:54pm
Yeah, disappearing would be cool. It's probably why people fantasize about faking their own death.
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post #57 of 66
4/28/09 at 2:45pm
Nicholas Cage will never let you die, Phil.

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post #58 of 66
4/28/09 at 2:47pm
The sincerity just emanates from that piercing hairline. The Widow's Peak truly is the window to the soul.
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post #59 of 66
4/28/09 at 3:06pm
Don't stare directly at it!
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post #60 of 66
4/28/09 at 3:21pm
I'd be OK with dying any way other than by fire or drowning, and if I had to be preserved in some way as a tribute, I'd like to be bronzed in a rock n roll pose, with my guitar. Dip my corpse in a hot vat and bronze me for all time. Devil horn salute and all.
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post #61 of 66
4/28/09 at 4:51pm
I want to be shot in a pool hall argument gone sour in a Southeast Asian country while a 12 year-old ladyboy wails over my corpse.
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post #62 of 66
4/28/09 at 6:54pm
I want to go out like Aldous Huxley (assuming I have to die in bed or something and I know it's coming).
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post #63 of 66
4/28/09 at 7:03pm
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Originally Posted by Van Read View Post
I'd be OK with dying any way other than by fire or drowning, and if I had to be preserved in some way as a tribute, I'd like to be bronzed in a rock n roll pose, with my guitar. Dip my corpse in a hot vat and bronze me for all time. Devil horn salute and all.


The body of deceased Angel Pantoja Medina stands erect and leans against a wall by his coffin during his own wake in his mother's home in San Juan, Puerto Rico, Monday, Aug. 18, 2008. The last wish of Medina, 24, who was found dead on Aug. 15, 2008 underneath a bridge in the capital, was to be standing at his own wake, and was embalmed for the occasion.
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post #64 of 66
4/28/09 at 7:04pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post


The body of deceased Angel Pantoja Medina stands erect and leans against a wall by his coffin during his own wake in his mother's home in San Juan, Puerto Rico, Monday, Aug. 18, 2008. The last wish of Medina, 24, who was found dead on Aug. 15, 2008 underneath a bridge in the capital, was to be standing at his own wake, and was embalmed for the occasion.
WTF

Kill it with fire!
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post #65 of 66
4/28/09 at 7:06pm
That's fucked. Usually I try to understand shit. Or widen my vocabulary a little. But that's fucked.
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post #66 of 66
4/28/09 at 7:31pm
I expect my last words to be, "What's that goat doing up here in this cloud?"
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