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post #51 of 66
5/28/09 at 12:43am
Man you sound like a modern Jameson ...



I'm sure you'd be a dick to Spider-Man too if he was real.
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post #52 of 66
5/28/09 at 12:51am
Who me?
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post #53 of 66
5/28/09 at 2:00am
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'The Allegiance of Heroes has assembled... people are starting to know... criminals and corrupt people will run out of places to hide."
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"I've even teamed up with Mr. Extreme in California -- San Diego -- and we were trying to track down a rapist," said Shadowhare.
I wonder if that worked out?
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post #54 of 66
5/28/09 at 5:07am
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Originally Posted by felix natalya View Post
I wonder if that worked out?
Yeah, they got raped.
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post #55 of 66
5/28/09 at 5:17am
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
Yeah, they got raped.
That or it turned out Mr. Extreme was the rapist.
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post #56 of 66
5/29/09 at 12:34am
Yeah, Shadowhare's probably a bottom. I'm sure that's some sort of slang.
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post #57 of 66
6/10/09 at 2:50am
And here's the inevitable backlash/parody site, depicting a supervillain organization, complete with a recruiting video and T-shirts for sale.

With this, the joke has pretty much jumped the shark until one of these fools really does go and get himself injured.
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post #58 of 66
6/10/09 at 11:49am
Aw, a parody site? I was hoping for a tightly knit organization of costumed evildoers dedicated to petty shoplifting and selling nickel bags to teenagers.
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post #59 of 66
6/10/09 at 1:11pm
So they have their own mental disorders in lieu of superpowers? Will Chronic Alcoholic Man liberate us from the pink elephant scourge? Or be defeated by Methadone?
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post #60 of 66
4/12/10 at 10:31am
In a puff piece written to coincide with the release of Kick-Ass, The New York Post does its part to get New York's very own crime fightin' cosplayers killed. As a bonus, the Post got four of the six covered in the article to disclose their real names.
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post #61 of 66
4/12/10 at 10:46am
Dark Guardian looks like he just got out of a relationship with Northstar.
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post #62 of 66
4/12/10 at 3:15pm
I like how in SEVEN YEARS, he's almost come to blows with thugs.

And that girl's pretty cute... I should start hanging around shady parks in NYC
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post #63 of 66
4/12/10 at 3:22pm
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I should start hanging around shady parks in NYC
Start. Riiiiiight...
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post #64 of 66
4/13/10 at 11:25am
The jig's up, you got me: I'm the thug he almost came to blows with!
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post #65 of 66
4/13/10 at 11:36am
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Dark Guardian looks like he just got out of a relationship with Northstar.
That was the dude who came to the Kick-Ass screening to ask questions. The one that everyone laughed at when he asked Millar and Romita Jr if they'd heard of the real-life superheroes. And then he said that the film was like watching his life story which was a bit sad, and creepy.

Guy had an umbrella strapped to his hip. I thought superheroes were supposed to brood in the rain.
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post #66 of 66
4/13/10 at 11:48am
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello View Post
That was the dude who came to the Kick-Ass screening to ask questions. The one that everyone laughed at when he asked Millar and Romita Jr if they'd heard of the real-life superheroes. And then he said that the film was like watching his life story which was a bit sad, and creepy.

Guy had an umbrella strapped to his hip. I thought superheroes were supposed to brood in the rain.
I'm just kind of puzzled as to why a guy who calls himself "Dark" Guardian dons an outfit emblazoned with bright red and blue. It's like the guy never picked up a comic before.
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