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post #1 of 45
4/28/09 at 2:44pm
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/paulsch...7617373340442/

Some of this stuff has to be seen to be believed...
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post #2 of 45
4/28/09 at 2:49pm
Too many lulz.
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post #3 of 45
4/28/09 at 2:56pm
I want the statue of MJ posing as Batman sooooo bad.
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post #4 of 45
4/28/09 at 3:04pm
One Michael Jackson as Vigo The Carpathian painting for me, please.
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post #5 of 45
4/28/09 at 3:12pm
What's with the horrifying ginger kid dolls?
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post #6 of 45
4/28/09 at 4:56pm
That final picture creeped me just a little bit out...for too ominous.
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post #7 of 45
4/28/09 at 5:01pm
my god the painting with him being knighted..YES I WANT THAT wow this guy thinks a bit of himself huh
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post #8 of 45
4/28/09 at 5:12pm
The extremely suggestive Peter Pan-manhandling-his-"shadow" statue made my fucking jaw drop. Also, half of this shit looks like it came right out of Tales From The Crypt.
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post #9 of 45
4/28/09 at 5:15pm
Um, the bronze statue of a small, wailing boy bent over a rock... Nope, didn't need to know about that one.
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post #10 of 45
4/28/09 at 5:27pm
And a crass 9/11 tribute! Is there no end to this monster's crimes?
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post #11 of 45
4/28/09 at 5:36pm
Wow. Just wow.
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post #12 of 45
4/28/09 at 5:41pm


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post #13 of 45
4/28/09 at 5:41pm
Bring the children to me!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/paulsch...7617373340442/
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post #14 of 45
4/28/09 at 6:21pm


I don't think I've EVER seen a bounty hunter cock his hip like THAT before...and in front of a young child!

...and WHAT precisely is he holding in his right-hand?!?
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post #15 of 45
4/28/09 at 6:23pm
Is that the neighborhood friendly Spider-Man in the background?
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post #16 of 45
4/28/09 at 7:01pm
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Originally Posted by Jason P. Thompson View Post
Is that the neighborhood friendly Spider-Man in the background?
I'm sure HIS shooters are organic!



Yes, he has two...
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post #17 of 45
4/28/09 at 7:04pm
Two for the price of ONE!
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post #18 of 45
4/28/09 at 7:07pm
This item says it all ...

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post #19 of 45
4/28/09 at 7:13pm
Holy lord. That sends chills down my spine.
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post #20 of 45
4/28/09 at 9:35pm
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
That picture is the scariest of them all.
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post #21 of 45
4/28/09 at 9:44pm
BTW if you want an example of why a lot of us have a low opinion of Wikipedia, got to the article on Michael Jackson. It could have been written by his PR person. It is painfully apparent that a few fans are "Camping" (no pun intended) on that page to eliminate anything that is not outright praise of Wacko Jacko. That his career has been in the toilet for the past 15 years and he has not had a hit in years is not apparent in the article.
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post #22 of 45
4/28/09 at 9:56pm
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Originally Posted by dudalb View Post
BTW if you want an example of why a lot of us have a low opinion of Wikipedia, got to the article on Michael Jackson. It could have been written by his PR person. It is painfully apparent that a few fans are "Camping" (no pun intended) on that page to eliminate anything that is not outright praise of Wacko Jacko. That his career has been in the toilet for the past 15 years and he has not had a hit in years is not apparent in the article.
The article is thorough about his legal troubles. I'm not sure what you mean.
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post #23 of 45
4/29/09 at 1:52am
I don't give a fuck, if I had the money and it was on sale, I'd snatch up his outfit from the Smooth Criminal video in a heartbeat.
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post #24 of 45
4/29/09 at 2:50am
Id but most of those arcade machines in a heartbeat...however, I might need a UV light and some darkness before making any final purchases.
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post #25 of 45
4/29/09 at 4:01am
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
I don't give a fuck, if I had the money and it was on sale, I'd snatch up his outfit from the Smooth Criminal video in a heartbeat.
Annie, are you okay?

Are you okay Annie?
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post #26 of 45
4/29/09 at 4:41am
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
Annie, are you okay?

Are you okay Annie?
When I was a kid, my little sister and I used to try to do that crazy lean that he does in the video, only to fall right the fuck over. It's miraculous that we never broke any bones.
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post #27 of 45
4/29/09 at 7:22am
I still remember Joe Pesci wanting to get every kid in the world on drugs and a giant world globe covered in tarantulas.

I loved the fuck out of Smooth Criminal too.

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post #28 of 45
4/29/09 at 7:58am
Yeah, he didn't want to fuck children at all.
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post #29 of 45
4/29/09 at 9:34am
Poor bastard even had to sell his Virtual Boy.
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post #30 of 45
4/29/09 at 9:45am
This might be the creepiest thing I've ever seen.
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post #31 of 45
4/29/09 at 11:04am
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Yeah, those are fucked up. It's like a zombie Pippi Longstocking.
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post #32 of 45
4/29/09 at 4:41pm
My theory still is that Michael Jackson is supremely fucked up by a rotten childhood, an example of a fanboy/manchild gone berserk, asexual and scared to death of STD's. Hence his preference of hanging out with those who are less probable of having some penis-related disease: Children.

Supremely creepy bastard, not a pedo.
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post #33 of 45
4/29/09 at 4:50pm
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Originally Posted by mastronikolas View Post
My theory still is that Michael Jackson is supremely fucked up by a rotten childhood, an example of a fanboy/manchild gone berserk, asexual and scared to death of STD's. Hence his preference of hanging out with those who are less probable of having some penis-related disease: Children.

Supremely creepy bastard, not a pedo.
The various trials in the '90s would not have happened if there was no legitimacy to the accusations. Unless the South Park PD exemplifies some nationwide law enforcement mandate of framing rich black people. The only difference between Jackson and a garden-variety molester is that he had the money and the status to get away with it (not to mention the fact that no one wanted to admit that someone with such a prominent place in their lives could be capable of such a thing).
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post #34 of 45
4/29/09 at 5:12pm
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
I still remember Joe Pesci wanting to get every kid in the world on drugs and a giant world globe covered in tarantulas.

I loved the fuck out of Smooth Criminal too.
Is Moonwalker on DVD, because man, I LOVED that movie when I was a kid. Michael Jackson turning into a cyborg to shoot the shit out of bad guys was awesome back then. Now, laughably corny.
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post #35 of 45
4/29/09 at 6:44pm
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Originally Posted by blunderbuss View Post
The article is thorough about his legal troubles. I'm not sure what you mean.
More that from the Wikipedia article you would never guess his musical career has been in the toilet without a real hit in nearly 15 years.
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post #36 of 45
4/29/09 at 7:15pm
So...when exactly did Jackson stop wanting to be Peter Pan and Batman instead?

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post #37 of 45
4/29/09 at 7:20pm
When he heard about Robin?
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post #38 of 45
4/29/09 at 7:22pm
Touche, good Sir.
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post #39 of 45
4/29/09 at 8:11pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Is Moonwalker on DVD, because man, I LOVED that movie when I was a kid. Michael Jackson turning into a cyborg to shoot the shit out of bad guys was awesome back then. Now, laughably corny.


Moonwalker was the Very First .... Moving Picture I ever saw. This and Dino Riders.

I still remember the whole 'Shadow becomes a car' scene
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post #40 of 45
4/29/09 at 10:16pm
Don't forget about when he turns into a spaceship that shoots laser beams when Michael does his trademark "OOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yell!

Matter of fact, the whole climax of this movie is so ridiculous, yet the kid in me still loves it.
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post #41 of 45
4/29/09 at 10:42pm
Hey, does anyone else get an Aphex Twins Come To Daddy vibe off of those two creepy looking redhead dolls?

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post #42 of 45
4/30/09 at 12:29am
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Poor bastard even had to sell his Virtual Boy.
I'm pissed that I blew all that money on DeBarge's Powerglove now.
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post #43 of 45
4/30/09 at 1:41am
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
Hey, does anyone else get an Aphex Twins Come To Daddy vibe off of those two creepy looking redhead dolls?
No bullshit that is exactly what I thought of when I saw them.
There is some of weird Dictator style art work in some of this; that picture of famous folks throughout history wearing The Glove is all sorts of hilarious.
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post #44 of 45
4/30/09 at 12:55pm
This reminds me of The Cell, when Jennifer entered that dude's mind.

Only creepier.
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post #45 of 45
4/30/09 at 1:13pm
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
This reminds me of The Cell, when Jennifer entered that dude's mind.

Only creepier.
I can almost imagine the sinister Howard Shore score that plays in your head as you walk through Neverland.
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