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Dennis Richards sings like an angel

post #1 of 19
5/2/09 at 11:29am
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An angel of death! Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
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post #2 of 19
5/2/09 at 11:47am
Diva, I feel that...Denise Richards, proves to be a real...Trooper with or without a...Starship, to sing the national anthem, for a team like...The Chicago Cubs, who have not won a world series since before her...Grandfather was born, in 1908.
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post #3 of 19
5/2/09 at 12:36pm
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Originally Posted by duke fleed View Post
Diva, I feel that...Denise Richards, proves to be a real...Trooper with or without a...Starship, to sing the national anthem, for a team like...The Chicago Cubs, who have not won a world series since before her...Grandfather was born, in 1908.
I've been studying your odd syntax, ellipses especially, and I just about understood each instance of them in this post, and then you have to go put "...Grandfather" which completely destroys all of my theories about them being there to call attention to specific people or puns.
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post #4 of 19
5/2/09 at 12:43pm
Very Ditkaesque. Too bad it didn't make The Soup. Hopefully it will make her show with a Britney singing filter.
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post #5 of 19
5/2/09 at 1:06pm
Pagoda, Go back to studying...The Book Of Fleed (there is no such journal, but there should be)...Grandfather is part of the joke, I.E. The Cubs have not won the world series since 1908.
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post #6 of 19
5/2/09 at 2:49pm
I feel like my ears have been flossed with barbed-wire.
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post #7 of 19
5/2/09 at 7:41pm
Duke, I'm glad the ellipses are back. Didn't feel right without.
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post #8 of 19
5/2/09 at 7:54pm
Chris Myers, I agree, retiring them was not...a good idea.
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post #9 of 19
5/3/09 at 1:59am
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Originally Posted by Chris Myers View Post
Duke, I'm glad the ellipses are back. Didn't feel right without.
You're right, I was starting to actually take him somewhat seriously while he wasn't using them. Glad to see them back again.
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post #10 of 19
5/3/09 at 6:16am
Where the fuck is Wild Thing when you need him?
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post #11 of 19
5/3/09 at 10:29am
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Originally Posted by Mr.Crowley View Post
Where the fuck is Wild Thing when you need him?
Wait, let me fleed this:

Wild Thing probably is... Where The Wild Things Are.
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post #12 of 19
5/3/09 at 10:38am
Mr.Crowley, You mean the ex Mr. Denise Richards...Charlie Sheen?
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post #13 of 19
5/3/09 at 11:11am
Good god, imagine hearing that from inside the park, through the PA system. I don't see how those poor people could bear it. This should be in the " Songs that make me cry " thread.
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post #14 of 19
5/3/09 at 12:35pm
Dennis?
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post #15 of 19
5/3/09 at 12:44pm
Thread Starter 
Ha! Didn't notice that typo til now.
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post #16 of 19
5/4/09 at 6:56am
Who the fuck is Dennis Richards anyway?
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post #17 of 19
5/4/09 at 7:40am
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
Who the fuck is Dennis Richards anyway?
I bet he has a better singing voice too.
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post #18 of 19
5/4/09 at 12:58pm
Ye-OUCH. It hurts.

She couldn't carry a tune if it was surgically implanted into her uterus.
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post #19 of 19
5/4/09 at 5:02pm
Yeah, but if the "Ma-Sheen" married her, she must be great in the sack.
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