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I think I just saw a vampire...

post #1 of 16
7/22/03 at 2:34pm
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So I was sitting in my car at the local Subway gettin a sammich and I look back, spying a pretty hot chick in my rear view mirror.

I happen to notice that she was checking her teeth, for what I don't know. May she was checking for lipstick or something on them. Too my suprise it looks like she is sportin some very large canines. Now I don't think its odd, cause I've seen people with those caps that give them longer canines, but this stuck me as odd, cause we're not close to Halloween.

Pluse, I'd figure most vampires to not like the sun, and this chick, hot chick, had a good tan.

Hrmmm... Maybe they do walk among us...
Or I'm on crack...

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post #2 of 16
7/22/03 at 2:38pm
Did she have dark hair, at least? Cat-like eyes?
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post #3 of 16
7/22/03 at 2:41pm
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Sammy Jankis adorns Diva's ass:
Did she have dark hair, at least? Cat-like eyes?
As far as I could tell. Though I don't think the trance stare worked on me. I was spying her through my rear view mirror.
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post #4 of 16
7/22/03 at 2:46pm
Vampires don't cast reflections in mirrors.
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post #5 of 16
7/22/03 at 2:46pm
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billylove:
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Sammy Jankis adorns Diva's ass:
Did she have dark hair, at least? Cat-like eyes?
As far as I could tell. Though I don't think the trance stare worked on me. I was spying her through my rear view mirror.
Then she obviously wasn't a vampire.
A werewolf or some other lycanthrope, perhaps.
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post #6 of 16
7/22/03 at 2:49pm
You can't see a Vamp in a mirror jolthead!
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post #7 of 16
7/22/03 at 2:51pm
Did she rip open someone's neck with her teeth and start draining the victim's blood from the ghastly wound?
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post #8 of 16
7/22/03 at 2:51pm
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Glass or plastic mirror?
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post #9 of 16
7/22/03 at 2:53pm
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Kevin Matchstick:
Did she rip open someone's neck with her teeth and start draining the victim's blood from the ghastly wound?
Probably. She must of been hungary going to subway. Though I never heard of a vampire grabbing a sammich.

Maybe BobClark is right. She's a lyncanthrope.
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post #10 of 16
7/22/03 at 2:57pm
Quote:
billylove:
So I was sitting in my car at the local Subway gettin a sammich and I look back, spying a pretty hot chick in my rear view mirror.

I happen to notice that she was checking her teeth, for what I don't know. May she was checking for lipstick or something on them. Too my suprise it looks like she is sportin some very large canines. Now I don't think its odd, cause I've seen people with those caps that give them longer canines, but this stuck me as odd, cause we're not close to Halloween.

Pluse, I'd figure most vampires to not like the sun, and this chick, hot chick, had a good tan.

Hrmmm... Maybe they do walk among us...
Or I'm on crack...
you like the crack don't you? =)

the whole larger canines thing has become also a sort of fashion thing. so it doesn't matter if were not near halloween.
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post #11 of 16
7/22/03 at 2:59pm
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Quote:
TravisDearly:
the whole larger canines thing has become also a sort of fashion thing. so it doesn't matter if were not near halloween.
Just gotta ruin my fantasies don't you?
Ohh well... I need some more crack.

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post #12 of 16
7/22/03 at 3:00pm
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billylove:
Glass or plastic mirror?
Any kind of reflective surface, now begone thou frothy flap-mouthed giglet!
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post #13 of 16
7/22/03 at 4:38pm
Lycans, as they´re called in the upcoming documentary "Underworld".
If you really had a heart for her, you should´ve met her later on at full moon. But don´t wonder if she isn´t shaved.
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post #14 of 16
7/22/03 at 5:02pm
didja let the vampire know that YOU got something she can suck on right here?

Ohhhhhhh I wish I was dead

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post #15 of 16
7/22/03 at 5:05pm
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The Myers Revolutions:
Lycans, as they´re called in the upcoming documentary "Underworld".
If you really had a heart for her, you should´ve met her later on at full moon. But don´t wonder if she isn´t shaved.
Just FYI, Underworld is a complete sham and has caused great controversy in the lycanthropic underworld, to the point where we're considering assassinating Kate Beckinsale. Well, seducing her first, of course.

Ahem.
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post #16 of 16
7/22/03 at 5:33pm
Heard she left the Underworld to be with Wolverine van Helsing.
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