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Woman Kills Elephant with a Bow and Arrow for a bet

post #1 of 107
5/7/09 at 1:23pm
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http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/ar...#StartComments

Maybe she should hook up with that psycho who killed a deer with his bare hands. Such a ridiculous fucking story, the idea of killing an elephant and letting it bleed out overnight for a fucking bet is just terrible.
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post #2 of 107
5/7/09 at 1:34pm
The whole idea of anyone living within 100 miles of a McDonalds in this day and age killing a living thing for any reason other than self-defense is fucking retarded, full stop.
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post #3 of 107
5/7/09 at 1:34pm
Disgusting.
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post #4 of 107
5/7/09 at 1:34pm
Ah the depths man can go.
What the fuck was the point of this? A bet? Seriously?

Isn't Killing African elephants illegal?

What a cunt.
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post #5 of 107
5/7/09 at 1:35pm
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Originally Posted by Justin Clark View Post
within 100 miles of a McDonalds
Come on, now.
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post #6 of 107
5/7/09 at 1:38pm
hahaha. Awesome.
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post #7 of 107
5/7/09 at 1:39pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Come on, now.
I was about to say the same thing.
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post #8 of 107
5/7/09 at 1:41pm
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Originally Posted by Justin Clark View Post
The whole idea of anyone living within 100 miles of a McDonalds in this day and age killing a living thing for any reason other than self-defense is fucking retarded, full stop.
Why do you hate farmers?
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post #9 of 107
5/7/09 at 1:48pm
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I'm surprised there aren't youtube videos of the elephant bleeding to death doing the rounds. Always a market for sick fucks.
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post #10 of 107
5/7/09 at 1:49pm
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One blogger on texasbowhunter.com described her as: "Stunning looking"
Bowgoggles.
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post #11 of 107
5/7/09 at 1:55pm
I would love to see that video. You guys ever see that video of that circus elephant that was shot to shit when it went berserk and started rampaging through the city? It took him a helluva lot to finally go down. Pretty impressive to do it with one shot.
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post #12 of 107
5/7/09 at 1:55pm
From 12 yards away. Using a technologically advanced tool. Wow. That is really super impressive.

Under certain circumstances I'm OK with hunting for food but unless there's at least a 50-50 chance the other animal wins I can't see the "sport" in it or why anyone feels like taking pride in something so unfuckingexceptional.
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post #13 of 107
5/7/09 at 1:57pm
Fuck her. I hope she gets deluded enough to try it again and gets her head stepped on.

I have nothing against hunting. In fact I have gone hunting a couple of times. But what she did is psychotic.
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post #14 of 107
5/7/09 at 1:58pm
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Originally Posted by BrianM View Post
From 12 yards away. Using a technologically advanced tool. Wow. That is really super impressive.

Under certain circumstances I'm OK with hunting for food but unless there's at least a 50-50 chance the other animal wins I can't see the "sport" in it or why anyone feels like taking pride in something so unfuckingexceptional.
I'd like to see you kill an elephant with one shot.
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post #15 of 107
5/7/09 at 1:58pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello View Post
I would love to see that video. You guys ever see that video of that circus elephant that was shot to shit when it went berserk and started rampaging through the city? It took him a helluva lot to finally go down. Pretty impressive to do it with one shot.
This woman's a hero for shooting an endangered species and leaving it to bleed to death overnight due to pure hubris.
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post #16 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:00pm
*grabs popcorn*
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post #17 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:00pm
Who said she's a hero? It's an impressive shot. You have to give her that.

Also, your stupid first post with "psycho who killed a deer with his bare hands" was a bit misleading, because the guy killed it WHILE IT WAS IN HIS HOUSE FUCKING HIS SHIT UP. Lot different than doing it on a bet.
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post #18 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:01pm
Justin hates sustainable agriculture and Alex hates wildlife!
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post #19 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:01pm
PRIORITIES:
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"I made a commitment not to enjoy any wine or desert until I accomplished my goal. I couldn't wait to get my elephant."
Am I the only one who sees a psychotically pro-animal combo of The Most Dangerous Game and Hostel popping up sometime soon, at least directly to DVD?

Feed her to those pigs from Hannibal. And make sure they don't enjoy any wine or dessert first.
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post #20 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:02pm
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Didn't he fight the thing for like half an hour?
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post #21 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:03pm
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Originally Posted by Russ Fischer View Post
Bowgoggles.
It looks like that ugly muscle-bound chick from one of the Iron Eagle sequels.
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post #22 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:05pm
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall View Post
Didn't he fight the thing for like half an hour?
Your point?
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post #23 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:07pm
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Someone couldn't have passed him a knife/gun/club to kill the thing rather than having him wrestle the thing and snap its neck.
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post #24 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:07pm
And besides, isn't wounding the prey and having it suffer for a prolonged period of time considered a big no no for hunters? I know over here it is.
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post #25 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:08pm
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall View Post
Someone couldn't have passed him a knife/gun/club to kill the thing rather than having him wrestle the thing and snap its neck.
I'm sure he was thinking very calm and clearly while wrestling with a 200 pound deer that was smashing up his daughter's room.
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post #26 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:10pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello View Post
I'd like to see you kill an elephant with one shot.
Thing is, it wasn't like she shot it and it went right down. The animal probably staggered around in agony and laid dying all night long from a slow-bleeding wound. It doesn't take an expert hunter to do that. In fact, most bowhunters consider a shot that isn't an instant kill to be cruel and not praiseworthy in the slightest.
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post #27 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:10pm
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Well when property damage is concerned all gloves are off.
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post #28 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:11pm
I'd also like to add that I still find the guy that killed the deer with his bare hands awesome. The equivalent in his case would have been locking the deer in the room and leaving it to starve to death.
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post #29 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:12pm
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Livestock notwithstanding, the whole idea of anyone living within 100 miles of a McDonalds in this day and age killing a living thing for any reason other than self-defense is fucking retarded, full stop.
Fixed.
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post #30 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:13pm
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall View Post
Someone couldn't have passed him a knife/gun/club to kill the thing rather than having him wrestle the thing and snap its neck.
Much like "three cops don't need a taser to subdue a suspect", that sounds video game-y as hell.
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post #31 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:13pm
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Thing is, it wasn't like she shot it and it went right down. The animal probably staggered around in agony and laid dying all night long from a slow-bleeding wound. It doesn't take an expert hunter to do that. In fact, most bowhunters consider a shot that isn't an instant kill to be cruel and not praiseworthy in the slightest.
True- but it doesn't even say what happened.

Look- I'm not saying what she did was right, but it's a pretty goddamn impressive thing to kill an elephant with an arrow. They don't go down easy. That's all.

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Well when property damage is concerned all gloves are off.
He's such a psycho for defending his home and family!
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post #32 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:13pm
What about population issues? Not saying this elephant fits in to that, but what about deer hunting? Also, I don't hunt at all, but I understand why some people do.
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post #33 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:16pm
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What about population issues? Not saying this elephant fits in to that, but what about deer hunting? Also, I don't hunt at all, but I understand why some people do.
That's why you use the proper tools. You want to kill an elephant for population control? You bring a big fucking gun and drop him instantly.
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post #34 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:17pm
Obviously, I was responding to Justin's post. What she did was horrible and I understand the outrage.
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post #35 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:18pm
Bleaching the elephant would have been more humane (as well as the home-attacking-deer).
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post #36 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:18pm
I'm far less perturbed by hunting as a method of ecological control, but the fact it gives the same troglodytes who think Xena: Warrior Cunt in the original post is awesome some measure of vindication disgusts me more than anything.
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post #37 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:19pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello View Post


He's such a psycho for defending his home and family!
This must be a cultural issue. I come from a country where it's not acceptable to kill things which are on your property.
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post #38 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:21pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello View Post
They don't go down easy. That's all.

Alex is just playing Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket, praising Oswald for his accuracy.
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post #39 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:21pm
I'd be impressed if the bitch had strangled the elephant to death. And judging from the picture, she could have.
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post #40 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:23pm
This is the circus elephant video that I was talking about- http://www.metacafe.com/watch/234148..._on_a_rampage/
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post #41 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:24pm
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This must be a cultural issue. I come from a country where it's not acceptable to kill things which are on your property.
I wouldn't have killed it either, but you make it sound like he strangled it to death for grazing near the marigold patch. A deer was rampaging through his house. Rooting through his daughter's panty drawer, probably.
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post #42 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:25pm
This is the deer that crashed through a window and started running around the house, right? I would have called the cops instead of starting a wrestling match, but I don't know exactly what went on in the house.

Oh and killing an Elephant for fun is obviously a dick move. End of thread.
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post #43 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:25pm
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
That's why you use the proper tools. You want to kill an elephant for population control? You bring a big fucking gun and drop him instantly.
Regardless, from what I understand, Zimbabwe isn't in danger of being overrun by elephants, so population control doesn't enter into it.
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post #44 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:25pm
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This must be a cultural issue. I come from a country where it's not acceptable to kill things which are on your property.
No, you come from a country where it's acceptable to find a place thousands of miles away, displace and dehumanize the people that live there, and then kill things on THEIR property.
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post #45 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:26pm
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall View Post
This must be a cultural issue. I come from a country where it's not acceptable to kill things which are on your property.
Cultural indeed. So in Leeds, it is common to allow "things" to destroy personal property whilst one watches? You Brits, surely you can come up with better comedy.
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post #46 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:27pm
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Originally Posted by Ryan Bean View Post
Ah the depths man can go.
What the fuck was the point of this? A bet? Seriously?

Isn't Killing African elephants illegal?

What a cunt.
It's legal in certain cases. Of course, it'll cost you fifteen grand.
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post #47 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:27pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello View Post
This is the circus elephant video that I was talking about- http://www.metacafe.com/watch/234148..._on_a_rampage/
I was kinda pleased that the Elephant managed to at least wrack up 1 kill before its 'RAMPAGE OF WALKING DOWN A STREET IN A CONFUSED MANNER'
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post #48 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:28pm
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No, you come from a country where it's acceptable to find a place thousands of miles away, displace and dehumanize the people that live there, and then kill things on THEIR property.
I do believe we passed that mantle onto you guys in the 1940s.
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post #49 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:32pm
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I do believe we passed that mantle onto you guys in the 1940s.
Yeah, but you took it back up in 1982.
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post #50 of 107
5/7/09 at 2:32pm
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Originally Posted by Spike Marshall View Post
I was kinda pleased that the Elephant managed to at least wrack up 1 kill before its 'RAMPAGE OF WALKING DOWN A STREET IN A CONFUSED MANNER'
13 other people were hospitalized. But hey, keep reaching!
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