Alex Jones Conspiracy-mentories

you and your roommates are insane.

Using enough vague connections, ignored evidence, and scary music, anyone with even a basic knowledge of iDVD could make you or any of your roommates look like Calgary seperatists intent on blowing up school busses.

Thanks for telling us your opinion though, I now know to ignore all of your posts.

Ok, so out of curiosity, I just watched the first five minutes of The Obama Deception.

What. The. Fuck. Ever.

Alex Jones is a fucking retard.

Is he a space lizard? I'm too afraid to look. I voted for the one who looked least like a space lizard, but obviously that's just what they wanted me to do!

You guys do know that all he does is "Report" on whats going on with legitimate sources and down right truths...

God(<-not real) forbid people out there think different than you guys.

Let's all just keep thinking the American Government doesn't lie to us at all and the Swine flu is in fact not just a scare! hahahaha


Ignorance is bliss. With that said, you can now get back to your "Reality". hahahahahahaha


Signed,

An open mind to truth

Hahahaha. Oh man. I'll give you a pass as that is your second post here. But seriously, I'm all for conspiracies and what not, but Alex Jones is still a fucking retard.


Also, did you take the red or the blue pill?

Mike, that still leaves me with my space lizard question. I know you guys have to be coy for your own safety, but can't you see I'm ready to hear the truth?

As well you should be.

I like to picture Mike vB actually pantomiming the air quotes as he re-reads this blast of genius.

Think about it, guys . . . Like, what IS reality? WHOA.

Wow, what a fallacy...everyone who doesn't think like you do is a drone. How ironic. And such a tired argument.

Also, swine flu is real. If you haven't been paying attention, though, I should mention that Obama sure hasn't been doing enough to scare people, not to mention WHO.

Ah, after a while, the conspiracies stop being fun like on Coast to Coast and begin to sound like religious preaching.

I'm just going to assume this post is some kind of performance art piece that I just don't understand.

Let me guess, is one of the arguments related to Obama's birth certificate? Jesus christ.

This guy and Jerome Corsi can fuck right off.

We should be so lucky. The Obama birth certificate shit is fucking -sane- compared to this Alex Jones noise. His FEMA deathcamp stuff is fantastic.

hahaha, this thread

Indeed. I believe there can be collusion and secret agreements. I do not believe in massive sprawling conspiracies. Why? There's no way in hell you can keep thousands of people silent. I don't care what the penalties are. At some point, at some time. Someone is going to say something.

That, and the fact when you have a massive cataclysmic event. There are bound to be irregularities and inconsisties due to chaos. This is why I can't really subscribe to such nonsense.

And I don't want to hear some bullshit as to how in frame #2456 of the moon landing you can see where there is a matte painting.

It was a decent movie. But enough of my Spike Marshall-esque diatribes.

I could go for some Garry Marshall-esque ones, if you've got any.

Sadly not. I do have some We Are Marshall diatribes if you like.

No. He's worse.

Respectfully, I'm going to have to disagree.

These theories are popular not because of their apparent validity (or lack thereof), but because people who are unable to cope with the circumstances surrounding them tend to search for an easily-defined "other" on which to pin blame. In many ways, conspiracy theories cater to the same disillusioned audience that comprises the growing number of of born-agains: those who've lost control of their lives and seek an omni-powerful benefactor or antagonist around whom to structure their world-view. In a vaguely ironic way, this guy's the leftist alternative to fundamentalism. It's easier to blame a government conspiracy so brilliant it's undetectable and so far-reaching that it encompasses the media for your woes than it is to entertain the notion that our socioeconomic problems are vast, complex, far-reaching, and have no single (common) etiology.

With all due respect, your "open mind to truth" and closed mind to religion may be nothing more than an inversion of the religious zealot's functionally equivalent thinking.

Evidence plays no role here; these conspiracy theories (like religions, also like political theories) are based on unprovable axioms, from which the proof of all other statements derive.

Seriously dude, I'm one of the more open minded chewers around here to the idea that not everything is as it seems but you're giving us a bad fucking name with tinfoil hat bison-shit like this.

It's nonsense like this post and Alanthar even giving this credence in the first place that makes posters like dudalb call any and all questioning of any official version of events a crackpot conspiracy.

It's the very opposite of what you think you're trying to do.

It's also safer to believe in James Bond villains pulling the strings behind the scenes because at least then you know someone is in control. Most outrageous conspiracy theories are born out of fear of the actual truth- that life is often chaotic and random, that we don't have as much control as we would like, that not all the pieces fit together nicely and that most of the time evil actions are the result of many banal people operating on small levels.
You should seriously read The Great Derangement by Matt Taibbi. It's a good primer for seriously looking at conspiracy theories, radical thinking and how government is fucked up due mostly to laziness and ineptitude.

Thanks for the recommendation Bob, just reserved it online at my local library. Shall pick it up on my lunch break.

This! I stumbled on Alex Jones once while doing research and first i was like "huh?" and then I lol'd.

Whatever happened to that valiens.com guy, speaking of crazy stuff?

You should direct your roommates to the GodLike Productions forum. It caters to folks with their specific concerns about our new president and his nefarious plans... OBAMA TO MAKE TEXA SUCCEED, THEN DECLARE MARSHALL LAW [sic obviously]

Something tells me, though, that they already know about that place.

FOOLS! Laugh now while you can.

In 2012 when your messiah Obama pulls back his fake skin to show his lizard face, you'll stop laughing. When the Bildenberg Club powers up its secret generators hidden under every big public project made in the world after WW2, you'll stop laughing. When said generators invert the earth's surface bringing the Inner Earth to the surface and throwing us into the planet's core, you'll stop laughing. And when the Cthonian masters of the lizard people slowly start feasting on your bodily fluids, you'll start screaming.

OPEN YOUR EYES! TIME IS RUNNING OUT!

The funny thing is, if Alex Jones is right, and Obama really IS a servant of Cthulhu, I'd be okay with that.

In a good way or a bad way?

It gets worse. It goes from arbitrarily connecting dots to incoherent rambling. It wasn't even interesting. We turned it off.

I guess it depends on how you view demonic rape and evisceration. I could see it going both ways.

Look, if anything, Nyarlathotep is a servant of the Outer Gods, not the Great Old Ones. Don't you read your prophecies?
I think those were the exact words used by Fox News on election night.