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Obama is elitist because he prefers mustard over ketchup on his burger

post #1 of 76
5/8/09 at 4:55pm
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In other news, Sean Hannity continues to be insane.
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post #2 of 76
5/8/09 at 4:57pm
What makes it even more insane, that story came 1997. From Obama's own book.
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post #3 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:01pm
Arugula! Orange juice! Mustard!

Keep it up, Republicans! America adores you!
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post #4 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:01pm
What if we like sauerkraut?
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post #5 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:04pm
Fuckin traitor!

And if you like Salsa, you support illegal aliens.
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post #6 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:07pm
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What if we like sauerkraut?
I think that one is fairly obvious, you Kraut. Your side order of Mein Kampf is on it's way.
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post #7 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:08pm
What Hbarr said. Now if I can only think of what would be the gay condiment. *Thinks*
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post #8 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:11pm
It is good that...President Obama doesn't use...Russian Dressing on his burger, or he might be labled a...Communist.
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post #9 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:11pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
What Hbarr said. Now if I can only think of what would be the gay condiment. *Thinks*
Mayonnaise?
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post #10 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:11pm
Mayo? Or is that the Canadian condiment?
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post #11 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:11pm
You shouldn't need to think that hard Hocken. I'm taking your toaster back.
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post #12 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:13pm
Doc Happenin, If it is...Mao Naise then it is a...Chinese Communist topping.
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post #13 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:13pm
The first tomato ketchup recipe didn't appear until the early 1800's, and mustard has been around since ancient times.

http://www.essortment.com/all/historyketchup_rlju.htm

Guess that means those elitist, lefty motherfuckers who signed the Constitution and led the revolution preferred effete mustard, too. As if those lace sleeves weren't enough of a clue the founding fathers were fags, we get this.
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post #14 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:15pm
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You shouldn't need to think that hard Hocken. I'm taking your toaster back.
I had a toaster?

I would've suggested Arby's Horsey Sauce. Or Tartar sauce.
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post #15 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:19pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
I had a toaster?
Wow. Was it so long ago?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Puppy_Episode
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post #16 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:22pm
I never watched Ellen.
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post #17 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:23pm
They haven't learned... this is also part of the reason Neo-cons lost the last two elections. You'd think he'd learn that by now.
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post #18 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:24pm
The gay condiment is Miracle Whip. Everyone knows this.
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post #19 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:24pm
Unreal.

On the other hand, it probably means Hannity is just really running out of "arguments". I mean, c'mon!
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post #20 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:25pm
As has been pointed out elsewhere, Grey Poupon is brought to you by Kraft fucking Foods, that evil foreign cabal who you may remember from such elitist classics as Velveeta and Chickin in a Fucking Biskit (sic) crackers.

Laura Ingram, Limbaugh, Hannity, this is the best they can do?
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post #21 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:25pm
Neither did I (I know, bad fag), but that episode does have some cultural significance.
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post #22 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:26pm
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Originally Posted by HBarr View Post
I think that one is fairly obvious, you Kraut. Your side order of Mein Kampf is on it's way.
"I'm just a Jew, a self-hating Jew on Chrissssssstmas!"
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post #23 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:27pm
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
Unreal.

On the other hand, it probably means Hannity is just really running out of "arguments". I mean, c'mon!
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post #24 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:35pm
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Originally Posted by Alan "Nordling" Cerny View Post
The gay condiment is Miracle Whip. Everyone knows this.
Shit, he's right.
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post #25 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:42pm
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Originally Posted by Alan "Nordling" Cerny View Post
The gay condiment is Miracle Whip. Everyone knows this.
So, if I hate Miracle Whip am I a homophobe?
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post #26 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:42pm
Ya fuckin right you are. And I heard there were empty jars found around Larry Craig's house and office.
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post #27 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:47pm
More telling would have been re-filled Miracle Whip jars but we really don't need to go there. Opps.
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post #28 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:49pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Ya fuckin right you are. And I heard there were empty jars found around Larry Craig's house and office.
But...but...I have friends who like Miracle Whip!
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post #29 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:54pm
Joe the Plumber doesn't let anyone who likes Miracle Whip near his kids.
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post #30 of 76
5/8/09 at 5:56pm
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~ View Post
But...but...I have friends who like Miracle Whip!
Wait a second, haven't I seen you use Miracle Whip? For christ sake man, you have a wife and kid!
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post #31 of 76
5/8/09 at 6:02pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Wait a second, haven't I seen you use Miracle Whip? For christ sake man, you have a wife and kid!
It was Hellman's, damn it!
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post #32 of 76
5/8/09 at 6:04pm
"The Republican Party is travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination - Next stop, the Twilight Zone!"

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post #33 of 76
5/8/09 at 6:04pm
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As has been pointed out elsewhere, Grey Poupon is brought to you by Kraft fucking Foods, that evil foreign cabal who you may remember from such elitist classics as Velveeta and Chickin in a Fucking Biskit (sic) crackers.
I recently had the misfortune of trying those Chicken Biscuits at a hipster bar in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. It tasted like eating just the powdered salt packet that comes with Ramen noodles.
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post #34 of 76
5/8/09 at 6:06pm
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Mao Naise
Thank you so, so much, Fleed. Never change.


Firstly, ketchup is red. Thus, anyone who uses it is a Subconscious Commie.

Secondly, how the fuck did Sean Hannity ever become a spokesperson for populist masculinity and tough-guy conservatism anyway? The guy has the lispy whine of the most limp-wristed brand of scarf-wearing pussy, as bad as if not worse than the most annoyingly effete lit student. What I'm saying is he's got the kind of voice that implies if he was ever in a war he would die instantly, so he should shut the fuck up with his pretend jingoism.
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post #35 of 76
5/8/09 at 6:12pm
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~ View Post
It was Hellman's, damn it!
Quit hiding behind that facade, we all know you love Miracle so much. Just fuckin admit!

And Chicken in a Biscuit is one the worst snack food in existence. Holy shit that was awful
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post #36 of 76
5/8/09 at 6:14pm
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Secondly, how the fuck did Sean Hannity ever become a spokesperson for populist masculinity and tough-guy conservatism anyway? The guy has the lispy whine of the most limp-wristed brand of scarf-wearing pussy, as bad as if not worse than the most annoyingly effete lit student. What I'm saying is he's got the kind of voice that implies if he was ever in a war he would die instantly, so he should shut the fuck up with his pretend jingoism.
There are no gay men in the Republican party, only men who like to fuck other men.
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post #37 of 76
5/8/09 at 6:16pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Quit hiding behind that facade, we all know you love Miracle so much. Just fuckin admit!
I tried it once in college but it was a time of experimenting, trying to find out who I was.
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post #38 of 76
5/8/09 at 6:21pm
Yeah, yeah. We all know those goings on. The wife may think you're going out for cigarettes but dammit we know you're going to the all night truck stop and getting sammich after sammich just drenched in Mircale Whip. You know it, I know it and everyone else knows it!

And the fact you're in Canada of all places makes it even more suspect. I mean I've got evidence of you putting Miracle Whip on a hot dog. You sick bastard.
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post #39 of 76
5/8/09 at 6:31pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post

And the fact you're in Canada of all places makes it even more suspect. I mean I've got evidence of you putting Miracle Whip on a hot dog. You sick bastard.
Never! I put it once on my poutine but that was it!
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post #40 of 76
5/8/09 at 6:35pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Fuckin traitor!

And if you like Salsa, you support illegal aliens.
What about hot sauce? Does it matter if it's cayenne, chipotle or habanero?
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post #41 of 76
5/8/09 at 8:11pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Yeah, yeah. We all know those goings on. The wife may think you're going out for cigarettes but dammit we know you're going to the all night truck stop and getting sammich after sammich just drenched in Mircale Whip. You know it, I know it and everyone else knows it!

And the fact you're in Canada of all places makes it even more suspect. I mean I've got evidence of you putting Miracle Whip on a hot dog. You sick bastard.
Hey, hey, HEY!!! Ed, leave Ryan alone! How dare you give him shit when we found THIS in your garbage last night?



Care to explain, "fluffernutter"?
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post #42 of 76
5/8/09 at 8:23pm
Aw fuck.
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post #43 of 76
5/8/09 at 9:26pm
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Originally Posted by Timothy225 View Post
Hey, hey, HEY!!! Ed, leave Ryan alone! How dare you give him shit when we found THIS in your garbage last night?



Care to explain, "fluffernutter"?

Don't give up an inch, Hocken. Everybody REALLY knows that Fluff is the 100% most manly spread of all time. The main reason being the fact that it's the most aggressively unhealthy spread of all time. It's like the fried cheese of condiments!
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post #44 of 76
5/8/09 at 10:23pm
I used to have...sandwiches with Fluff/Blueberry jam, and they are much better than the traditional...Fluffinutter, at least to me.
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post #45 of 76
5/8/09 at 10:24pm
Is there a difference between mayo and Miracle Whip? I mean, seriously, cause people tell me there is. I'm not tasting anything different though. It's all freakin mayo to me.
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post #46 of 76
5/8/09 at 11:45pm
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Originally Posted by Dan Venture View Post
Is there a difference between mayo and Miracle Whip? I mean, seriously, cause people tell me there is. I'm not tasting anything different though. It's all freakin mayo to me.
*stares blankly* Really?

Mayonnaise tastes like a slightly sweet creamy egg and Miracle Whip tastes like the Devil's jizz sweetened with aspartame.
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post #47 of 76
5/9/09 at 1:32am
Once again, Ryan's extremely familiar with Miracle Whip. I rest my case.
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post #48 of 76
5/9/09 at 1:39am
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~ View Post
*stares blankly* Really?

Mayonnaise tastes like a slightly sweet creamy egg and Miracle Whip tastes like the Devil's jizz sweetened with aspartame.
And sig.
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post #49 of 76
5/9/09 at 2:19am
Tactical mistake by the Republicans. If they want to push the elitist thing, they should focus on dark v. milk chocolate. If only anyone gave a shit.
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post #50 of 76
5/9/09 at 2:25am
I will say that if Obama had put Baconnaise on his burger, I would push for impeachment.
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