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post #51 of 76
5/9/09 at 2:31am
The real way to deduce these things is over ice cream brands.

If you like Haagen-Dazs or God forbid Godiva, you're a fucking elitist swine.

If you like Ben & Jerry's, you're a communist hippie peacenik.

But if you like Friendly's, you're a goddamn man of the people.
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post #52 of 76
5/9/09 at 3:06am
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~ View Post
*stares blankly* Really?

Mayonnaise tastes like a slightly sweet creamy egg and Miracle Whip tastes like the Devil's jizz sweetened with aspartame.
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Once again, Ryan's extremely familiar with Miracle Whip. I rest my case.
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And sig.
^^^ = B_MetalSucks in fucking tears laughing.
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post #53 of 76
5/9/09 at 4:53am
I know I should be way beyond being even slightly surprised by anything Sean Hannity does, but this seems like a big step into overt insanity (or Beckland, as you may know it). I understand being desperate to paint the guy as elitist. But even with that goal in mind, how strung out and feverish do you have to be to see him eating a freaking hamburger and go "This one's the winner. This is our smoking gun!"?
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post #54 of 76
5/9/09 at 8:35am
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Originally Posted by Stormin View Post
Don't give up an inch, Hocken. Everybody REALLY knows that Fluff is the 100% most manly spread of all time. The main reason being the fact that it's the most aggressively unhealthy spread of all time. It's like the fried cheese of condiments!
Then why the hell is it called "Fluff", Stormin? And marshmallow at that? Not too butch, my friend.

As for "aggressively unhelathy spread of all time" and "fried cheese of condiments":





"You forget mah Cheez Whiz, boy?"
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post #55 of 76
5/9/09 at 9:24am
But it's called "Cheese Whiz". Cheese and whiz come from dicks. Dicks are manly.

Cheese Whiz > Fluff a.k.a. Fagspread.
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post #56 of 76
5/9/09 at 9:27am
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Originally Posted by Schwartz View Post
I know I should be way beyond being even slightly surprised by anything Sean Hannity does, but this seems like a big step into overt insanity (or Beckland, as you may know it). I understand being desperate to paint the guy as elitist. But even with that goal in mind, how strung out and feverish do you have to be to see him eating a freaking hamburger and go "This one's the winner. This is our smoking gun!"?
I keep wanting to think that they're just kidding about all this, but the amount of screeching that this has generated goes past "okay, that was sort of cute but still dumb" to "what in the holy hell is wrong with you people you're as funny as crib death."

Plus I'm still trying to wrap my brain around how all of them make the massive leap of logic required to reconcile their endlessly rehashed "ghetto nigger" jokes with "elitist foreigner" jokes.
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post #57 of 76
5/9/09 at 9:33am
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Plus I'm still trying to wrap my brain around how all of them make the massive leap of logic required to reconcile their endlessly rehashed "ghetto nigger" jokes with "elitist foreigner" jokes.
It basically just sprang from them needing to come up with politically acceptable euphemisms for "Nigger" and "Uppity Nigger".
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post #58 of 76
5/9/09 at 9:40am
Obama went to a pussy burger joint anyway. If he was a real American, he would have eaten at this American institution.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF6Iz...eature=related
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post #59 of 76
5/9/09 at 10:36am
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Originally Posted by Stormin View Post
The real way to deduce these things is over ice cream brands.

If you like Haagen-Dazs or God forbid Godiva, you're a fucking elitist swine.

If you like Ben & Jerry's, you're a communist hippie peacenik.

But if you like Friendly's, you're a goddamn man of the people.
Does eating Carvel mean you're working class?
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post #60 of 76
5/9/09 at 11:56am
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Does eating Carvel mean you're working class?
Yep! Also means you have teeth like iron, 'cause some of those ice cream cakes are as hard as concrete (looking at YOU, Cookiepuss!).
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post #61 of 76
5/9/09 at 2:26pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
I keep wanting to think that they're just kidding about all this, but the amount of screeching that this has generated goes past "okay, that was sort of cute but still dumb" to "what in the holy hell is wrong with you people you're as funny as crib death."

Plus I'm still trying to wrap my brain around how all of them make the massive leap of logic required to reconcile their endlessly rehashed "ghetto nigger" jokes with "elitist foreigner" jokes.
I kinda get that, it's just that it seems so lazily pursued. He's the fucking president, if you wait a few days I'm sure you can "catch" him eating lobster, or bisque, or some other at least moderately-falutin' food. To jump on the time he eats a hamburger to prove your elitist point just seems like you aren't even trying.
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post #62 of 76
5/9/09 at 4:12pm
This has shades of the "freedom fries" fiasco that sprang up a few years ago.

Really, really sad to see people stooping to this level. I believe most children have more sense that Hannity.
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post #63 of 76
5/9/09 at 4:37pm
Now the idiots are complaining that Obama wants to watch the new Trek film at the White House, apparently not realizing that presidents have been watching first-run films in the private theater there for decades.

They complained about security costs for the visit to the burger joint, and now they complain when he stays in to watch a movie. Jeebus wept.
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post #64 of 76
5/9/09 at 9:33pm
Heh, Obama is a neeerrrrddd.

*Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity for the next two weeks*
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post #65 of 76
5/21/09 at 5:56pm
Chicken in a Biskit used to taste delicious
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post #66 of 76
5/22/09 at 8:02am
I'm with you, T. Wibberleys. When I was a poor kid those were considered "guest crackers" around our house. I used to love 'em.

I bet that elitist arugula-and-spicy-mustard-eatin' Obama never even heard of Chikin in a Biscuit.
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post #67 of 76
5/22/09 at 8:23am
All the mixed messages from the right about Obama - he's a closet Muslim! And here's why you should be concerned about the Baptist preacher at the church where he worships, and where he married his wife! - is only confusing if you expect his opposition to believe the shit they say. Since his first strong showing in the Democratic primaries a lifetime ago, Obama's opponents have struggled to find the right lie, the perfect combination of syllables that will give them back the keys to the kingdom when uttered on cable news.

The Republicans should try finding something they can be sincere about, besides looting the treasury, and make a stand for that. They might be surprised at the results.
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post #68 of 76
5/22/09 at 8:54am
Elitist is a GOOD word for a president. You WANT your president to be elite, superior, the best, the smartest. Remember the last guy we tried?
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post #69 of 76
5/22/09 at 9:14am
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Originally Posted by Clarence Boddicker View Post
Obama went to a pussy burger joint anyway. If he was a real American, he would have eaten at this American institution.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF6Iz...eature=related
That place looks legit, but if you want an American historic burger, you gotta go Dyers, burgers deepfried in bacon grease from 1912, they have never once drained the grease from the original fryer they use.

http://memphis.citysearch.com/profil...s_burgers.html

In anycase I know how Obama feels, we live in very Ketchup-centric world, its time to break the barriers down...
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post #70 of 76
5/22/09 at 11:27am
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Originally Posted by Nabster View Post
That place looks legit, but if you want an American historic burger, you gotta go Dyers, burgers deepfried in bacon grease from 1912, they have never once drained the grease from the original fryer they use.

http://memphis.citysearch.com/profil...s_burgers.html
Oh, Dyers. A friend in high school used to get them to give his burgers an extra dip or two in the grease. He then ate his burger with a spoon.
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post #71 of 76
5/22/09 at 11:39am
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Originally Posted by Nabster View Post
That place looks legit, but if you want an American historic burger, you gotta go Dyers, burgers deepfried in bacon grease from 1912, they have never once drained the grease from the original fryer they use.
Why would someone eat that? I've literally eaten food off the floor and still this seems gross to me.
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post #72 of 76
5/22/09 at 12:24pm
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Originally Posted by Jacob Singer View Post
Now the idiots are complaining that Obama wants to watch the new Trek film at the White House, apparently not realizing that presidents have been watching first-run films in the private theater there for decades.
Hell, Clinton requested three separate screenings of Air Force One when he was in office, and it was still in theatres. What's the big woop, other than the fact that the people at that redstate site are a bunch of fucking loons?
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post #73 of 76
5/22/09 at 4:01pm
Because liberal, Acorn, Muslim, Jeremiah Wright...AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR2UXmTGK4M
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post #74 of 76
5/22/09 at 4:20pm
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Originally Posted by Clarence Boddicker View Post
Because liberal, Acorn, Muslim, Jeremiah Wright...AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR2UXmTGK4M
Someone please tell me the next 30 seconds are of him speaking in tongues drowning-Max-Cady style.
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post #75 of 76
5/22/09 at 4:25pm
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Originally Posted by Jacob Singer View Post
They complained about security costs for the visit to the burger joint, and now they complain when he stays in to watch a movie. Jeebus wept.
Reading the comments, it eemed like the biggest complaint was that this was just a publicity stunt to tell people Obama is "just like them" because he wants to see Star Trek. So which is it? He wants mustard on his burger so he's not like us, but when he wants to see Star Trek, he's STILL not like us because it's just a publicity stunt?
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post #76 of 76
5/25/09 at 12:23pm
ha! I love it. The thread starts being about politics again and all the posters making gay, dick, and cum jokes disappear.

The best part about the Dijon Mustard on the burger is that Laura Bush's recipe book had many uses for Dijon.

And how come when I went and saw Star Trek I had to watch repeats of some ad for a Glenn Beck comedy show? Are you shitting me? How will him telling jokes be different than him on his show?

Glenn Beck is the real Max Headroom.
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