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Look at this fucking hipster

post #1 of 179
5/8/09 at 5:26pm
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http://www.latfh.com/

To eliminate all future questions on this board of what hipsters are, why we hate them, and why they should be destroyed.
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post #2 of 179
5/8/09 at 5:30pm
My soul hurts.
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post #3 of 179
5/8/09 at 5:30pm
It's like university all over again.

There's too many of 'em!
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post #4 of 179
5/8/09 at 5:34pm
Bobby, you nail the windows shut. I'll get the gun!
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post #5 of 179
5/8/09 at 5:35pm
Fantastic. Since moving here, hipster spotting has become a nice activity of mine. The next one always dresses even worse than the one before.
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post #6 of 179
5/8/09 at 5:36pm
That one fucker dares to drink PBR because he thinks its cool?!? Damn him to hell. He cannot sully the glory of PBR no matter how hard he tries.
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post #7 of 179
5/8/09 at 5:36pm
'bout time.
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post #8 of 179
5/8/09 at 5:37pm
If my Nazi Zombies "skills" are anything to go by, maybe you should get the windows.
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post #9 of 179
5/8/09 at 5:40pm
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Originally Posted by JudgeSmails View Post
That one fucker dares to drink PBR because he thinks its cool?!? Damn him to hell. He cannot sully the glory of PBR no matter how hard he tries.
PBR has a glory? Wait a fuckin minute.
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post #10 of 179
5/8/09 at 5:43pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
PBR has a glory? Wait a fuckin minute.
A personal motto I live by is to always have one expensive and one cheap beer on hand at all times. I know that everyone has different opinions on what is good/bad beer. But for me, my cheap beer is almost always PBR and my good beer a nice Pale Ale. Because honestly, with the weather heating up nothing beats a super ice-cold PBR on a hot day down here in the South. Watching baseball, grilling out, after mowing the lawn = PBR. PBR is not a hipster beer.
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post #11 of 179
5/8/09 at 5:44pm
His mustache is upsetting.
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post #12 of 179
5/8/09 at 5:44pm
HAHA Jeremy Irons. Also the "BEEEEAAANS" guy is obviously just fat and drunk, and should be left alone. Hipsters aren't fat.
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post #13 of 179
5/8/09 at 5:47pm
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Originally Posted by JudgeSmails View Post
PBR is not a hipster beer.
They're clearly making a move on it. Fight for your alcohol.
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post #14 of 179
5/8/09 at 5:49pm
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They've claimed it for their own. Sorry, fellas. It's like them wearing Trucker hats- OH LOOK I'M BLUE COLLAR
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post #15 of 179
5/8/09 at 5:50pm
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post #16 of 179
5/8/09 at 5:50pm
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Originally Posted by Sonic Boom View Post
They're clearly making a move on it. Fight for your alcohol.
You'll take my Hefenwizen from my cold dead hands!
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post #17 of 179
5/8/09 at 5:56pm
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You'll take my Hefenwizen from my cold dead hands!
I thought wheat beers were the gay beer?
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post #18 of 179
5/8/09 at 5:56pm
Wrong thread for that sort of thing.
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post #19 of 179
5/8/09 at 5:57pm
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~ View Post
I thought wheat beers were the gay beer?
If you want to be obvious, yes.
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post #20 of 179
5/8/09 at 6:00pm
Heaven forbid I want to enjoy a damn fine beer served with a wedge of orange. If that's gay, then call me Harvey Firestein.
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post #21 of 179
5/8/09 at 6:00pm
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~ View Post
I thought wheat beers were the gay beer?
I'm happy to support Erdinger, in the face of lads mag reasoning, for it is a delightful beverage.
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post #22 of 179
5/8/09 at 6:01pm
Yeah, a lot of those people are hipsters, but they are all deserving of douche bag status.

The "hipspanics" tag made me LOL.
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post #23 of 179
5/8/09 at 6:04pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Heaven forbid I want to enjoy a damn fine beer served with a wedge of orange. If that's gay, then call me Harvey Firestein.

Hello. Fruits in any drink = gay. Sorry.
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post #24 of 179
5/8/09 at 6:04pm
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Originally Posted by JudgeSmails View Post
A personal motto I live by is to always have one expensive and one cheap beer on hand at all times. I know that everyone has different opinions on what is good/bad beer. But for me, my cheap beer is almost always PBR and my good beer a nice Pale Ale. Because honestly, with the weather heating up nothing beats a super ice-cold PBR on a hot day down here in the South. Watching baseball, grilling out, after mowing the lawn = PBR. PBR is not a hipster beer.
I completely agree with you, I go on the min-max method for beer as well and PBR is at the top of my low end. It the only beer I can order in Richmond for 1.50 cans (or 2.00 20oz). I died laughing when I saw PBR Lite.

My higher up beer toggles between Bass Ale and Guiness. It really depends if I feel like drinking my beer or eating my beer.
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post #25 of 179
5/8/09 at 6:05pm
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Originally Posted by Bobby Bear View Post
I'm happy to support Erdinger, in the face of lads mag reasoning, for it is a delightful beverage.
Can't you have your Irish passport revoked for not drinking Guinness or Murphy's?
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post #26 of 179
5/8/09 at 6:06pm
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Originally Posted by HBarr View Post
Hello. Fruits in any drink = gay. Sorry.
Even sangria?

Actually, now that I think about it, does it get gayer then sangria?
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post #27 of 179
5/8/09 at 6:06pm
Make it stop! Make it stop! by God, I'm cured!!!
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post #28 of 179
5/8/09 at 6:09pm
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~ View Post
Even sangria?

Actually, now that I think about it, does it get gayer then sangria?
You get a pass in a Spanish/Iberian restaurant, don't you? Order it in a bar, maybe I agree with you, but few things wash down Rodizio with the same gusto as ice cold sangria.
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post #29 of 179
5/8/09 at 6:09pm
You calling Margaritas gay? Hunter S. Thompson would like a word with you.
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post #30 of 179
5/8/09 at 6:09pm
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~ View Post
does it get gayer then sangria?
Have you tried Sangritas? Pretty close.
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post #31 of 179
5/8/09 at 6:10pm
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Originally Posted by Bobby Bear View Post
I'm happy to support Erdinger, in the face of lads mag reasoning, for it is a delightful beverage.
I love the diclaimer when you first enter the Erdinger asking if you are of legal age of consumption, at least 16 years old.

That would have made highschool so much easier to deal with if I could have LEGALLY settled down with a six-pack before homework.

Gotta love america, home of the repressed and conservative.
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post #32 of 179
5/8/09 at 6:12pm
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Originally Posted by HBarr View Post
Have you tried Sangritas? Pretty close.
Wouldn't the tabasco sauce negate the "gay" in the rest of the drink?
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post #33 of 179
5/8/09 at 7:49pm
Half of these people look like they go to my university, and they are going to become future teachers!! Be afraid world, be very afraid!
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post #34 of 179
5/8/09 at 7:51pm
I'm already on my second Guinness, and after looking at those hipster pics, I'm already thinking 3 or 4 more might burn those fuckers from my memory.

Bobby, don't forget to barricade the doors. Ed, remember... headshots. Always aim for the head, so there's no possibility of them coming back. I'll be in the back, making the Molotovs and backwoods gelignite.

Iggy, we need something to pump us up. Some "Ace of Spades" or "Orgasmatron", cranked to 11. Let's move out like we've got a purpose, people!
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post #35 of 179
5/8/09 at 8:00pm
Anyone needs me, I'll be in the clocktower (grabs sniper rifle).

What a pack of douchebags.
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post #36 of 179
5/8/09 at 8:06pm
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Originally Posted by ryoken View Post
Anyone needs me, I'll be in the clocktower (grabs sniper rifle).

What a pack of douchebags.
Don't you have some kind of Chilean equivalent, I remember a phrase known as "Pokemenos", granted this was about three years ago when I heard the phrase. But damn if it didn't crack me up.
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post #37 of 179
5/8/09 at 8:08pm
No, nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure!

Sadly, they will always come back, and in greater numbers, but it might, just might, give us a chance to disperse, or at least herd them into a large cage by promising them music so new and so non-mainstream it hasn't even been recorded yet.
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post #38 of 179
5/8/09 at 8:09pm
I can't believe that any of them are serious. They're like Ann Coulter, so absurdly douchey that they must be actually be performance artists or something. Are there really people like that? I live in the SF Bay area and I've never seen a human like that outside of a gay pride parade.

I feel like Siddhartha seeing a beggar for the first time. I don't like it. You can't see me, but I'm wearing my sad face.
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post #39 of 179
5/8/09 at 8:10pm
Correction, bait them with some real piece crap analog technology. That'll get'em like flies on shit.
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post #40 of 179
5/8/09 at 8:11pm
Are those...my lord, there are non-white people like that? They're co-opting the culture of people who co-opted their original culture for ironic effect? Fuck, my head hurts.

EDIT: dammit, just came across the one that said exactly that.
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post #41 of 179
5/8/09 at 8:15pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Don't you have some kind of Chilean equivalent, I remember a phrase known as "Pokemenos", granted this was about three years ago when I heard the phrase. But damn if it didn't crack me up.
Yup, they are called "Pokemones"....risking being politically incorrect, Id yas the best definition of a chilean "pokemon" is an "asian hipester wannabe, only with far too little money to pull it off".
God, i wihs I could catch'em all...then carpet bomb the hell out of them.
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post #42 of 179
5/8/09 at 8:17pm
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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin View Post
No, nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure!

Sadly, they will always come back, and in greater numbers, but it might, just might, give us a chance to disperse, or at least herd them into a large cage by promising them music so new and so non-mainstream it hasn't even been recorded yet.
I like the ego boost of the solo kill....unless someone invents a smartgun, ill stick to the rifle, thank you very much.
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post #43 of 179
5/8/09 at 8:21pm
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Originally Posted by ryoken View Post
Yup, they are called "Pokemones"....risking being politically incorrect, Id yas the best definition of a chilean "pokemon" is an "asian hipester wannabe, only with far too little money to pull it off".
God, i wihs I could catch'em all...then carpet bomb the hell out of them.
Really? I remember reading an article in which these people were like hippies with tons of piercings and dyed hair. They would hang around in parks and just have open sex. Kind of like emo kids.

Anyway, we perhaps should look away from the site. Otherwise we'd be having our urge to kill...rising.
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post #44 of 179
5/8/09 at 8:34pm
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Originally Posted by nekkerbee View Post
I can't believe that any of them are serious. They're like Ann Coulter, so absurdly douchey that they must be actually be performance artists or something. Are there really people like that? I live in the SF Bay area and I've never seen a human like that outside of a gay pride parade.

I feel like Siddhartha seeing a beggar for the first time. I don't like it. You can't see me, but I'm wearing my sad face.
These people are all over NYC. It's frightening. You learn which neighborhoods and bars to avoid.
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post #45 of 179
5/8/09 at 8:35pm
So, all of Brooklyn then?
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post #46 of 179
5/8/09 at 8:38pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
So, all of Brooklyn then?
I think you have no idea how large Brooklyn is. Hipsters stay in the North Eastern quadrant - Williamsberg, Greenpoint, Bushwick. You won't find them in Crown Heights or Bed-Stuy where Jay-Z's crew will cap their ass or Bay Ridge where the Italian Guidos would run them over with the I-Roc Z's. If they happen to venture to Coney Island or Brighton Beach, the Polish will turn them into sweet kelbasa, and the Park Slope gays will knock them over with their baby strollers.
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post #47 of 179
5/8/09 at 8:51pm
I figured that. What I did was something I now consider a failed attempt at humor. Moving on then.
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post #48 of 179
5/8/09 at 9:13pm
Just like my failed attempt at stereotyping Brooklyn. We both lose.
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post #49 of 179
5/8/09 at 9:18pm
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Failed is right! They've invaded Bed-Stuy too!
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post #50 of 179
5/8/09 at 10:09pm
You New Yorkers better get a handle on this. They're really starting to spread down to Philly and I don't like it. Not one bit.
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