Furries

Tactile response.

My brother's a furry.

That's a very messed up thing to say. It's not like he's a hipster!

(I don't have a brother, for the record.)

They still aren't worse than those filthy astronauts.

One day, a Furry will jump into a stadium and rape a team's mascot infront of all America...then the cleansing will begin.

Of course, the furries already battled the Klingons. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljAXHWE0bDQ

Where's a disgruntled postal worker or a bullied high schooler with acces to firearms when you need them?

This is going to a bad place.

A furry raped my Tedy bear when I was a kid; whats your excuse?

I did once see a woman with an extreme case of hirsutism masturbate. Bloody 'orrible, it was.

Forgive me for my not being familiar with the ins and outs of Furries... but do they simply get sexual satisfaction from dressing up as Furries, or do Furries like to fuck other furries, along with the occasional stuffed animal and / or real animal?

They actually refer to it as a full on "lifestyle", and talk some crap about inner animal spirits and so on....its a dark, complex world I do not wish to investigate any further.
Also, a furry is responsible for the curse on the Chicago Cubs, if the internet is to be believed.

So is this dude a furry, or just fucked in the head?

Sometimes I think that the internet is a terrible, hateful thing. It introduces me to things that I wish I had never know about. Sure, I may have passed half my college classes with the help of the worldwide web, I may have found all types of joyous porn, and it may have introduced me to new authors, movies, and people that I find infinitely fascinating, but it also brought me fucking furries.

Isn't he a Romulan?

To be quite fair, the internet wasn't the only place where you'd find out about furries. CSI once had an episode about them as well and you'd have to agree that would have gave them more exposure about their existance to the world more substantially than the internet did at the time.

That said, just from the episode alone made me wish I never even heard of them.

There is no fucking God.

Oof, that probably shouldn't be there.

That shouldn't be anywhere!!

And you took it there, buddy.

Jesus.

I'm unfamiliar with the NSFW rules of this board, so if I overstepped the bounds, I apologize. I was just curious what would happen if I typed "Furries" into google, and I was obviously shocked by what I got, so I thought I would share.

I think it brings the thread full circle. "What the Fuck, Why?" indeed.

So bunnies really are sexual deviants. Glad that's settled.

Are there Chewer furries? I don't get why this is in the Chewer Catch-all.

I'm honestly curious why this would be the place to discuss furries. The Sex forum allows the NSFW pics to flow, Misc Culture is home to all sorts of bizarre human behavior, and the Humor forum invites us to laugh at those crazy wackos. Is that how you think of us Chewers? Hipster hating and furry loving? Things that make you go, hmmm.

What's the deal with airline food?

Diva's right...certainly does make one go hmmm....

Suppose it's a death math. No holds barred. On top of a volcano. With dragons circling overhead. In one corner, adorn in offensively bright colors with a PBR in each hand, is the hipster. On the other side, sweating heavily in a pink suit that sorta looks like a CareBear with cancer, is the furry.

Who comes out victorious?

Everybody dies.

And the world is a better place, I suppose.

Whoever wins...we lose.

Because just one died.

Was that a BASIC joke?

Why not? In all seriousness, I think most people stopped being "shocked" by furries years ago, it's pretty old.

If you really want to know, come to Pittsburgh in late June. The Furries have their largest convention here every year.

I know I should probly use wikipedia or something, but... what are furries?

*Raises his paw* And quite frankly, I don't care how big a bag of shit I might catch for copping to it, either.

Really?

Yep :3

Parker, seriously lighten up. I was just having some fun with you because the thread topic is old and boring.

Jesse, that's awesome. I hope this thread turns into Q&A session. Like, do you wear the suit? Your partner? Both? Isn't it hot in there? Do you have an extremely high dry cleaning bill? Do you have a favorite animal? Least favorite? Inquiring minds want to know!

Did Johnny Drama ever fuck you?

Nice.

Ah, yes. Pittsburgh: the most erotic of all cities.

What the hell, I'll bite -

No, I don't suit, because as you mentioned it's way too hot and stuffy and also I really don't care much for suiters - more power to them for going to all that effort but in the end they usually end up looking like retarded school mascots. Usually I just sport ears and a tail.

I don't have a partner right now, but my ex-wife was one, as were my kids (who thought the idea of being kittens was neat). None of us suited. Hell, here's the whole family IC -



Dry cleaning's a non-issue, except for my kilt, so no.

Favorite animal? Probably cat, since I am one IC.

Least Favorite? Probably the star-nosed mole, since holy balls those things are fucking ugly.

To Phil - he put the make on me, but I turned him down; not enough star power.

Two more things - that tiger guy is a furry purely by definition - he's actively trying to turn himself into a quadrapedal tiger. He was also at Midwest Furfest in '06; really nice guy.

Also, I've noticed that every discussion that occurs concerning furs outside the fandom wildly oversimplifies it. Assuming that I find that earlier posted abomination hot because I'm a fur is like assuming that any chewer would instantly fellate Nick or Devin if they ever met them.

The hate towards us is also baffling - the mockery is fine, and I get a kick out of it (the whole conceit is ridiculous, and I understand that), but the outright hatred and rage is just nuts. So some of us out there like to imagine ourselves as animal people. So fucking what? At least unlike the hipsters we generally keep our goofiness largely to ourselves - you don't see people walking down the streets wearing full suits and shit very often. I don't really get it.

Cool. Thanks for sharing. People mock what they don't understand. I can't say this is for me, but I don't fault anyone for doing what makes them happy (unless of course, it involves hurting other people against their will).

Speaking of families dressing up, I came across this on awkwardfamilyphotos.com recently.

See, honey? It even feels like a real penis!

This is, by far, worse than the picture that I posted.

Jesse, a question for you: Say you go to a bar and meet a woman that wants to take you back to her place. Is Furrie culture required for sexual gratification, or is it more like blowjobs; unnecessary but fucking awesome?

Now that's creepy.

To Mezz - For me, more like blowjobs. It being furry isn't essential to me, but I like it more that way. Like I said, it's really case-by-case; some within the fandom can't get off without it. I'm not one of those furs.