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John and 8 Plus Kate: The Question

Poll Results: Do you think J + K affaired?

 
  • 19% (13)
    Yes, I think they affaired.
  • 2% (2)
    I only think John cheatrad with that hussi schoolteacher.
  • 2% (2)
    I only think Kate did dirty with the bodygourd like he was Kevin Costner and she Witknee.
  • 5% (4)
    I think they both only rub each other's genital kindlings.
  • 11% (8)
    They have 8 kids. How can time for extra sexuals? Please.
  • 25% (17)
    I don't know this.
  • 2% (2)
    Leave these pour inn o cents alone!
  • 29% (20)
    Why are there 8 poll options?
68 Total Votes  
post #1 of 55
5/13/09 at 1:54pm
Thread Starter 
Do you think they affaired on each other?
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post #2 of 55
5/13/09 at 1:57pm
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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick View Post
Do you think they affaired on each other?
Where would they have the time? Maybe when John is away for work?
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post #3 of 55
5/13/09 at 2:07pm
I can't even laugh when they show clips from this show on The Soup any more. Jon (there's no H, you insensitive bastard) seems to be fully aware that he has destroyed his life.
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post #4 of 55
5/13/09 at 2:08pm
All those vaguely Asian children are the real victims.
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post #5 of 55
5/13/09 at 2:15pm
I had no idea who these people were before a week ago. And what's up with TLC's obsession with the large family show? 18 kids, 12 kids, 8 kids. Enough already.
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post #6 of 55
5/13/09 at 2:39pm
I love this poll so much.
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post #7 of 55
5/13/09 at 2:57pm
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Originally Posted by Sonic Boom View Post
I had no idea who these people were before a week ago. And what's up with TLC's obsession with the large family show? 18 kids, 12 kids, 8 kids. Enough already.
Aye. I remember a simpler time when eight was enough to, ya know, fill our lives with love.
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post #8 of 55
5/13/09 at 3:08pm
I don't follow the show, but when the allegations started appearing on the covers of magazines, my first thought was: this is going to KILL my mom. She LOVES this show and is always talking about it. I'm sure I'll be getting a call to talk her down from a ledge sometime soon.

The second thought that crossed my mind was, I wonder if they'll address this on the show. If so, it might draw a lot of new viewers... Maybe TLC set them both up for the ratings!
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post #9 of 55
5/13/09 at 3:08pm
I both like and dislike how TLC keeps the "religious cult" aspect on the down low.

Jon and Kate are the exception since theirs was due to fertility use.
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post #10 of 55
5/13/09 at 3:21pm
As I've stated before, I'm weirdly fascinated by this show. To be honest, my heart is breaking.

It's alright, everyone will be fine! Jon will get his own show or something, Kate will be a host of some shitty daytime talk show, the kids will...who cares about the dumb kids?
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post #11 of 55
5/13/09 at 3:30pm
The execs over at TLC couldn't have orchestrated a better ratings stunt than this if they tried. Hell, they're probably placing orders for new yachts as we speak.

eta: I've never watched the show, but I might consider watching an episode or two if they turn it into a 'War of the Roses' type situation.
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post #12 of 55
5/13/09 at 3:42pm
So you watch this after you watch America's Next Top Model?
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post #13 of 55
5/13/09 at 4:38pm
One satisfies his gay curiosities and the other satisfies his brood curiosities?
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post #14 of 55
5/13/09 at 4:55pm
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Originally Posted by BadlyDrawnBagel View Post
Aye. I remember a simpler time when eight was enough to, ya know, fill our lives with love.
Personally, I blame JUST THE 10 OF US for upping Dick Van Patten's ante. Now, they're CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN.

EDIT: Glad to see I'm on the winning side of the poll... for now.
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post #15 of 55
5/13/09 at 5:10pm
The poll reads like an Asian into English technical manual.

Which seems fitting.
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post #16 of 55
5/13/09 at 5:33pm
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Originally Posted by Dranbon View Post
It's alright, everyone will be fine! Jon will get his own show or something, Kate will be a host of some shitty daytime talk show, the kids will...who cares about the dumb kids?
What would they call his show?

Jon-Kate x 8 kids = child support for eternity?
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post #17 of 55
5/13/09 at 6:01pm
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Originally Posted by Dr Vivisector View Post
What would they call his show?

Jon-Kate x 8 kids = child support for eternity?

I like my friend's equation of Jon - Kate+8 = 3/4 of Jon's paycheck.
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post #18 of 55
5/13/09 at 6:18pm
I'm waiting for Jon & Kate Plus Kuato.
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post #19 of 55
5/13/09 at 6:19pm
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Originally Posted by Anakin's Dad View Post
I like my friend's equation of Jon - Kate+8 = 3/4 of Jon's paycheck.
Or the abbreviated Jon - Kate = Hate
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post #20 of 55
5/13/09 at 6:22pm
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Originally Posted by JudgeSmails View Post
I'm waiting for Jon & Kate Plus Kuato.
Kuato was cut off a while ago.
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post #21 of 55
5/13/09 at 6:25pm
I'd love to hear Jon's conversation with a new love interest:

WOMAN: "So do you have any kids?"
JON: "Um...funny story actually."
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post #22 of 55
5/13/09 at 6:43pm
They had a bit on the Soup (yeah, I watch it a lot) about "Jon Minus Nine." The graphic was him windsurfing.
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post #23 of 55
5/13/09 at 6:56pm
The Asian guy hooked up with TWO white chicks? That's like lightning striking twice in the same place. Give it up for him.
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post #24 of 55
5/13/09 at 8:17pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
I love this poll so much.


she = kate?
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post #25 of 55
5/13/09 at 10:32pm
I do love the threads that make people look at me funny at work because I get the giggles.
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post #26 of 55
5/14/09 at 3:11am
Reality shows have a track record of putting pressure on relationships and having them fall apart. These fools, Nick and Jessica, Hulk Hogan and his wife, on and on.

But the little people family on TLC is still intact. That's all I care about.
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post #27 of 55
5/14/09 at 11:56am
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Reality shows have a track record of putting pressure on relationships and having them fall apart. These fools, Nick and Jessica, Hulk Hogan and his wife, on and on.

But the little people family on TLC is still intact. That's all I care about.
Maybe because they are smaller people? Therefore the effects of reality TV has less of an effect on them?



Bad joke, sorry.
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post #28 of 55
5/14/09 at 12:06pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
Maybe because they are smaller people? Therefore the effects of reality TV has less of an effect on them?



Bad joke, sorry.
Clearly, bad relationship vibes travel at a height of 5 feet.
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post #29 of 55
5/14/09 at 2:34pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
But the little people family on TLC is still intact. That's all I care about.
Didn't the midget husband get a DUI awhile back?
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post #30 of 55
5/14/09 at 2:40pm
K8 is Enough?
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post #31 of 55
5/14/09 at 2:46pm
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
K8 is Enough?
Apparently not.
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post #32 of 55
5/14/09 at 2:49pm
I just saw this show for the first time today...

That Kate is the most annoying bitch in TV history and Jon seems like the most pussy-wiped man I have ever seen.

This Kate lady constantly badgers the guy over EVERYTHING! Dog shit, solar panels, how he walks.

Plus she is conservative crazy lady. For example, She was totally giving shit to the enviromental upgrades to her house. Then Jon says that making it green will help their children and she replys, "Well the Earth only has a few years anyway honey"

I would fuck anything that moved if I had to deal with Jon's shit.
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post #33 of 55
5/14/09 at 2:50pm
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Originally Posted by FilmNerdJamie View Post
Didn't the midget husband get a DUI awhile back?
Still married, though!
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post #34 of 55
5/14/09 at 2:53pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Still married, though!
....for now....
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post #35 of 55
5/14/09 at 2:59pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mygoPNVqLBA
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post #36 of 55
5/14/09 at 3:04pm
This is how I wanted Jon to act...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTyVZXdFdPY
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post #37 of 55
5/14/09 at 3:09pm
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Originally Posted by Rourkefan View Post
I couldn't imagine that responsibilty. I have 1 kid and she's a handful.
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post #38 of 55
5/14/09 at 3:53pm
You'll laugh 'til you can't laugh anymore when Jane Curtin joins the show to make it "Jon & Kate & Allie"
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post #39 of 55
5/14/09 at 9:45pm
Where is the "They are swingers" link the poll.
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post #40 of 55
5/22/09 at 12:52am
I want to see a reality tv show with Kate picking up the pieces after her hairplugged husband dumped her, bravely forging ahead making a new life for her, her children, her bodyguard, her children's bodyguard, and the Nanny.

The Gosselins Go to Hollywood!
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post #41 of 55
5/22/09 at 1:44am
I don't know at what point in time TLC became 100% exploitation shows (well, that and What Not To Wear) but I owe that point in time a beer. My favorite was a special entitled The Boy Without A Face. I'm also a fan of Look! Midgets! Acting like regular people!
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post #42 of 55
5/22/09 at 9:37am
I don't give a flying fuck about either of these two, but I do feel bad for the kids.

Their attention-whoring parents stuck them in the spotlight and now they're being scrutinized even more during this whole ordeal. Divorce is shitty enough when you're a kid, I can't imagine having gossip rag starfuckers around every five seconds and having to see my parents making tearful confessions to media outlets.

I hope they both fall into open sewers after all the kids go to college.

I also don't understand how people can watch this show. From what I've seen she's irritating and he's a complete moron. Do people NOT get enough exposure to those types in their day-to-day existence?
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post #43 of 55
5/22/09 at 9:48am
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Originally Posted by Dan Baker View Post
Clearly, bad relationship vibes travel at a height of 5 feet.
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post #44 of 55
5/22/09 at 10:15am
All Jon talks about in the show is how much he's completely fucked his life by having a shitton of kids before 30. Dude wants out SOOO BAD
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post #45 of 55
5/22/09 at 10:36am
Well, guns are cheap and plentiful in the US. It's not like he doesn't have any options.
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post #46 of 55
5/22/09 at 10:47am
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
Well, guns are cheap and plentiful in the US. It's not like he doesn't have any options.
And if there's anything we've learned from television, a series will go on...even if something were to happen to one of its leads in real life.
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post #47 of 55
5/22/09 at 11:05am
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
I also don't understand how people can watch this show. From what I've seen she's irritating and he's a complete moron. Do people NOT get enough exposure to those types in their day-to-day existence?
My wife watches this show because she has the same fertility problem Kate has and we just had twin girls, just like they did. I think she sees it as a cautionary tale. She makes me watch it so she can say "At least I don't treat you like that."
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post #48 of 55
5/22/09 at 1:47pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
I don't know at what point in time TLC became 100% exploitation shows (well, that and What Not To Wear) but I owe that point in time a beer. My favorite was a special entitled The Boy Without A Face. I'm also a fan of Look! Midgets! Acting like regular people!
The exploitation on TLC really started with the "I Currently Consume 50,000 Calories A Day, and I'm Still Alive to Tell The Tale", didn't it?

I'd rather see cute Almost Asian kiddies than bedridden people slowly, deliberately shoveling bacon and eggs in their mouths, with their enabling, thinner relatives looking on in horror.

But when all is said and done, I agree with Jake, and find both Jon and Kate to be despicable, desperate people, and I feel sorry for those kids. Except Mady.
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post #49 of 55
5/23/09 at 1:53am
Sunday Night on TLC is the best. It's just a parade of freaks. A couple weeks ago the had the Half-Ton Marathon. Half-Ton Man, Half-Ton Woman, Half-Ton Teen. Fat fucks all over the place.
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post #50 of 55
5/23/09 at 8:15am
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Originally Posted by gravedigger View Post
Sunday Night on TLC is the best. It's just a parade of freaks. A couple weeks ago the had the Half-Ton Marathon. Half-Ton Man, Half-Ton Woman, Half-Ton Teen. Fat fucks all over the place.
Most depressing couple of hours of television I've ever let myself get roped into. It's horrifying, but I'm also morbidly curious about that stuff. Of course, after you've seen one fat show you've pretty much seen them all, so I limit myself to one of them if it happens to be new or possibly relatively interesting, which is why I don't watch them that often anymore.

You know. PORTION CONTROL.
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