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All that is missing are the mini-rocket launchers...

post #1 of 11
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I want this:

http://www.time.com/time/photogaller...889488,00.html

Yeah I'm not paralyzed, but this is begging to have machine guns strapped on. Or a grenade launcher. Or something.
post #2 of 11
All that's really missing is the Morph Ball.
post #3 of 11
So what happens when you're hauling around 300 pounds of material "as if it were only a few" and then the 2 hour battery dies out on you?
post #4 of 11
Wake me up when Project X becomes a reality.
post #5 of 11
"Hey guys, so I've developed this REALLY helpful sorta robot suit, but I don't know what to name it. Suggestions?"

"How about combining the names of the systems that tried to kill Dave Bowman and THE FUTURE?"

"OK!"
post #6 of 11
"Cyberdyne Systems presents to you HAL 2.0, now with A.I.D.S.*"

The ads practically write themselves.

*Assisted Inertial Dynamic Stabilizer
post #7 of 11
The continued problem with this system is the danger of the system mis-interpreting signals and ends up ripping limbs off in a worse case scenario.
It's probably why the speed of the articulation remains slow. ie. don't be expecting to run faster than a car or jump over a wall any time soon with it.
post #8 of 11
The naming of that thing is the part that actually makes me think this was done for the right reasons... I mean, how can anyone naming their company CyberDyne and its project HAL not be a decent guy/girl?

Judgment Day is a fair price I would say.
post #9 of 11
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The naming of that thing is the part that actually makes me think this was done for the right reasons... I mean, how can anyone naming their company CyberDyne and its project HAL not be a decent guy/girl?

Judgment Day is a fair price I would say.
That's what we 'Borgs want you to think.
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Yeah I'm not paralyzed, but this is begging to have machine guns strapped on. Or a grenade launcher. Or something.
All you have to do is stand with your arms in the air yelling "Power Extreme" and several different weapons will be transported to the suit from an orbitting satelite.
post #11 of 11
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All you have to do is stand with your arms in the air yelling "Power Extreme" and several different weapons will be transported to the suit from an orbitting satelite.
I tried yelling that without the suit on today just to see what would happen and some kid ran up and kicked me in the junk. I wish I could say that was the first time it's happened. I really wish I could say it was the last time.
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