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I'm getting married tomorrow!!!

post #1 of 46
5/22/09 at 8:41pm
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I know noone here cares, but I felt the need to express my happiness!!!
We're getting married tomorrow (Saturday the 23rd) and I couldn't be happier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And for the record...here is a picture of my bride to be:

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post #2 of 46
5/22/09 at 8:55pm
I hope that you and Vampirella have a great future together.
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post #3 of 46
5/22/09 at 9:45pm
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I hope that you and Vampirella have a great future together.
Hehehe!!!

That's funny!
Thanks!!!
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post #4 of 46
5/22/09 at 10:01pm
[bitter] Don't. [/bitter]
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post #5 of 46
5/22/09 at 10:12pm
http://twitter.com/
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post #6 of 46
5/22/09 at 10:20pm
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Huh?
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post #7 of 46
5/22/09 at 11:35pm
It's rude to have you wedding on a holiday weekend.
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post #8 of 46
5/23/09 at 12:07am
E.T.C., I wish you and the soon to be...Mrs. E.T.C. a long and happy future together.

BadlyDrawnBagel, Why would it be rude to celebrate...Memorial Day, for a happy occasion? Once, I went to My Cousin's wedding on...July 4th and It was hot. It was at least 100 degrees, and I couldn't wait to get out of there.
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post #9 of 46
5/23/09 at 12:34am
Putting it in the Sex forum says something, don't it?
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post #10 of 46
5/23/09 at 8:35am
Says "I wish I could have sex, so I'm going to do some mental gymnastics to make myself look cool online and pretend I'm marrying a suicide girl?"
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post #11 of 46
5/23/09 at 6:22pm
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E.T.C., I wish you and the soon to be...Mrs. E.T.C. a long and happy future together.
Yeah, all the best!
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post #12 of 46
5/23/09 at 6:28pm
Jesus.
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post #13 of 46
5/24/09 at 10:26am
Wedding was fantastic, by the way. We had a blast. Here's a snap of my date taking over DJ duties for a few minutes:

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Unfortunately, she made out with the bride. Well, fortunately. E.T.C. was super PO'd. He locked himself in a closet for 2 hours. Nightmare.

But the cake was good.

Dre was out-of-his-mind drunk, by the way. And then he showed up to the wedding. Wearing swim trunks and his infamous Arby's tie.
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post #14 of 46
5/24/09 at 3:21pm
Well damn, now I really wish I'd RSVP'd - that sounded like a blast!
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post #15 of 46
5/24/09 at 3:41pm
There was mashed potatoes, and there was a dick. And I'm not saying it was that kind of party, but, DO THE MATH.
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post #16 of 46
5/24/09 at 5:27pm
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Wedding was fantastic, by the way. We had a blast. Here's a snap of my date taking over DJ duties for a few minutes:
Man, that is such a great song.
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post #17 of 46
5/24/09 at 10:45pm
I think that chick has got to have the biggest boobs to waist difference I've ever seen. Assuming they're real, that is.

And it's glorious.
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post #18 of 46
5/26/09 at 4:36am
If they're not real then I doubt she could afford to go to a night club.
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post #19 of 46
5/26/09 at 4:48am
Too bad when the old lady keeled over, that kinda ruined the mood for the rest of the evening.
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post #20 of 46
5/26/09 at 9:46am
If you're not into losing 10 bucks, don't ever bet Dre that he can't make out with both the Universal Life Church minister (female) and the videographer (questionable gender, but hot).

Anyway, knew the groom a lot better than the bride. Was surprised that her last name was actually Redbra. Thought she just danced and traded commodities under it. Anyway, she was nothing but nice. Already got a thank you email for the gift we got them: Dommin tickets. E.T.C. is apparently still drunk. Got a drunken VM from him last night where he tearfully recapped the Amazing Race finale and some Lorenzo Lamas movie called Raptor Island.

Quick note about my girlfriend, Margarita. You guys are being a little crass, no? She actually tried to get them reduced, but the surgery tools broke. The good news is the car we special ordered gets in next week. Steering wheel hangs down from the ceiling.

You guys should ask Dre where they found his swim trunks, by the way.
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post #21 of 46
5/26/09 at 10:07am
we haven't heard from ETC because he's disappeared into Redbra's cavernous, tooth-filled, sarlaac-esque vagina. Fortunately as he went in, he brought along her wig...and her penis.
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post #22 of 46
5/26/09 at 10:09am
Sounds like the most fun wedding ever. Too bad I was busy finishing up the Large Hadron Collider and couldn't show up.
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post #23 of 46
5/26/09 at 12:22pm
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surgery tools
Justin is apparently a distant relative of Chud's own DSV.

"Father says I can't play with surgery tools until I'm adulted!"

Also: "Surgery Tools" = HALO name.
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post #24 of 46
6/1/09 at 6:22pm
So why is a thread about marriage in the sex forum? Really are the two subject even related?
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post #25 of 46
6/1/09 at 6:26pm
Tee-hee, they sure weren't with my ex-wife.
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post #26 of 46
6/1/09 at 6:27pm
I love you guys.
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post #27 of 46
6/8/09 at 10:07pm
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Originally Posted by KungFuCornelius View Post
we haven't heard from ETC because he's disappeared into Redbra's cavernous, tooth-filled, sarlaac-esque vagina. Fortunately as he went in, he brought along her wig...and her penis.
Actually, you haven't heard from me in a while cause we went on our honeymoon to Germany just a couple days later after the wedding. Just got back a few days ago.
We went for the Gotik Treffen music festival in Leipzig (we're both a couple of rivetheads and I DJ, so this was a honeymoon made in heaven). It was freaking amazing!!!
And if you ever go to Leipzig then I suggest you go to Moritzbastei. By far the most amazing club I've ever been to.
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post #28 of 46
6/8/09 at 10:18pm
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And for the non-believing haters...here's a pictue of us at our wedding...

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post #29 of 46
6/8/09 at 10:19pm
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And for the non-believing haters...here's a pictue of us at our wedding...
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post #30 of 46
6/8/09 at 10:25pm
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AND...a picture from the honeymoon....

This is me and my wife at the Moritzbastei...

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post #31 of 46
6/8/09 at 10:29pm
One classy lady. You done good.

Next time don't post a thread like this IN THE FUCKING SEX FORUM.
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post #32 of 46
6/8/09 at 10:31pm
Got pictures of you guys having sex?
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post #33 of 46
6/8/09 at 10:37pm
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One classy lady. You done good.

Next time don't post a thread like this IN THE FUCKING SEX FORUM.
Where else was I supposed to put it? Is there a relationship thread that I missed?
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post #34 of 46
6/8/09 at 10:41pm
Are you a chewer or aren't you?
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post #35 of 46
6/8/09 at 10:42pm
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Got pictures of you guys having sex?
Yes, I do,,,videos even,,,but just like "client attorney privilege" you guys don't get to see!!"
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post #36 of 46
6/8/09 at 10:43pm
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte View Post
Are you a chewer or aren't you?
Yes I am!!!
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post #37 of 46
6/8/09 at 10:58pm
Congratulations E.T.C.! Hope you two had a great time in Germany. Have you discussed with your bride yet whether you're gonna have a traditional loving marriage? Or are you gonna have one of those creepy open marriages where she gets to sleep with other dudes while you post on CHUD?
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post #38 of 46
6/8/09 at 11:03pm
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Originally Posted by E.T.C. View Post
Yes, I do,,,videos even,,,but just like "client attorney privilege" you guys don't get to see!!"
C'mon dude, just a tease. This is the sex forum after all, right?
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post #39 of 46
6/8/09 at 11:10pm
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
Congratulations E.T.C.! Hope you two had a great time in Germany. Have you discussed with your bride yet whether you're gonna have a traditional loving marriage? Or are you gonna have one of those creepy open marriages where she gets to sleep with other dudes while you post on CHUD?
Nope!!! I only post on here when I'm at work (which apparently doesn't realize that there's a a non-security protected Wi-Fi network somewhere in the neighborhood)...otherwise I'm with her her or hanging with friends!!!
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post #40 of 46
6/8/09 at 11:11pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
C'mon dude, just a tease. This is the sex forum after all, right?
NOPE!!! Sorry dude...
The wife is a blackbelt in Genjutsu, Tae-Kwon-D0, and Karate, a semi-pro MMA female wrestler, and a former domanatrix...

I'm not into any of that shit, but she could EASILY could kill me in any number of ways.
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post #41 of 46
6/8/09 at 11:43pm
Will you ask her to kill you? Then, have her post pics. Nudes plz.
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post #42 of 46
6/8/09 at 11:48pm
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I just wanna say I apologize if I posted this in the wrong thread and if I offended anyone....

And I apologize...I wasn't exactly sure where to post this thread.

I've got the my partner for life...

I'm in love...
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post #43 of 46
6/8/09 at 11:58pm
I'm not sure how you would have offended anyone. Quit yer damn apologizin'!
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post #44 of 46
6/9/09 at 12:18am
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Originally Posted by E.T.C. View Post
I just wanna say I apologize if I posted this in the wrong thread and if I offended anyone....

And I apologize...I wasn't exactly sure where to post this thread.

I've got the my partner for life...

I'm in love...
I don't see any .Gifs.
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post #45 of 46
6/9/09 at 12:22am
Seriously. You posted pictures of her in the Sex Forum. She's obviously into Burlesque.

You've got to have some tit pics somewhere. Make this thread relevant. I implore you.
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post #46 of 46
6/9/09 at 12:32am
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti View Post
...Or are you gonna have one of those creepy open marriages where she gets to sleep with other dudes while you post on CHUD?
Those are the best.

Well, not so much for the husband but awesome for the guys who are bangin' the wife.


Congrats E.T.C. - I'm a big fan of marriage (though I think my wife's opinion wavers on a regular basis) and a tip'o'the cap for being a good sport on top of it.
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