Wishful Thinking of Movies Rumors 10 - I'd Like 2 See:

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Wishful Thinking of a TV Political Special Title:"A Splintered Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste" or "The Right Time To be In All The Wrong Places Meeting"


Excerpt:
In a far, far away place known to only one person is a meeting of the top specialists of every field unknown to mankind. Noise from people scattered about in the room, filled the air. Sitting at a semi-round conference table were two members of the think-tank. Another member approached one of them.

Other Member: Hey-yah,…Remember when D’Anco suggested last year that there would be a upset this year between the last three American Idol competitors?.

Rumor-Reporter: Right! I remember. D'Anco would not say out right who the winner would be, he just said the one who moves his bottom jaw like that of Sammy Davis Jr., would be next year’s American Idol winner. …Why you do ask?

Other Member: Oh, I’m just wondering if this one will be the same, so I thought I’d ask, ... since you two are close buddies.

Rumor-Reporter (smiling): Well, ...let’s ask him.

The reporter turns in his chair to face D’Anco who had over-heard the question, and was waiting for the reporter to completely face him. D’Anco answers the question.

D’Anco (smiling): Let me just say, that this year the top three American Idols will be the big money makers. A win-win stituation for everybody! Just like Transformer 2 will beat the salvation out of Terminator 4.

DNC2000:I like robots. They did not have robots in Star Trek: the reboot, but I enjoyed it just the same.

Rumor-Reporter: Me too!

Suddenly the host walks up to the chair at the head of the table and sits down. Then he leans forward to turn on a conference microphone. …

Host: Thank you all for attending this secret meeting with the 44th US President. The purpose of this meeting is to engage the President in highly constructive opinions and advice on the issues that will be talked about in the next State of the Union Address. Because of the nature of this meeting and his being in a time restraint period of 100 days, it was decided that we would videoconference with him via his Blackberry cell phone.

cont.:

The Host turns to the wall with a Phillips 50 inch Plasma TV attached to it.

Host (cont.):Okay, …let’s get started. Hello Mr. President.

President:Hello and thank you for inviting me.

Host:We here at the Danco2000 Think-Tank are aware of the issues that you face, and want to offer you information that may help you in making some of your most important decisions to come.

President: That’s very kind of you and the group. I’m just curious in what does your group want in return for your information?

Host: We ask not for what you can do for us, but what we can do for you. Everything we tell you are just opinions.

President: Al-right, …Let’s here it.

Host: First let me introduce the other members. Starting on my right, we have Religion and Philosophy Expert D’Anco; the all things Hollywood Specialist, Rumor-Reporter; the all things Business Consultant Dan-Co; Public Relations and Body-Language Specialist Da’Con; Fact finder, Mathematician, and Physicist expert DNC2000; all-things in Military Strategy and Tactics DaNCO; and lastly myself, the Host for all special meetings of Danco_2000.

President: Speaking of Danco_2000, why is he not here?

Host: Mr. President, …he’s testing out a new scientific theory of Trans-Teleportation. After he finishes he’ll provide us with detail information on how it works in his next movie, “Danco_2000's The Planet Of The Apes”. If you feel querious about the experimant check out that way cool TV show called "Fringe". One of the lastest episodes has a great explaination for it. But in the mean time let me assure you, you are in good hands.

President: How so?

Host:We were the ones that informed you about the failure of the super-collider experiment to produce a small wormhole. From DNC2000's calculations the experiment would never work the way those scientists insisted it would. This is because in order to re-create the Event, it must be induced within the exact environmental variations like that in Space. It’s impossible to do in Earth’s Gravitational Fields. In fact by trying to force the Event on Earth would lead to just the opposite, an explosion that could leave Earth in the same condition like the Moon in the 2001 Time Machine movie.

President: Point taken.

Host: Well, …now we can continue with our findings. Mr. D’Anco, please start with your opinion on Same-Sex Marriages.

D’Anco: I’m not sure where to start. I do know that last years California’s Miss America contestant - was done wrong by the media, and others after she stated what her opinion was on the subject.

Da’Con: Yeah, that was real fracking crazy! All of the last five contestants should have been asked the same question, instead of being asked how many times do you wipe your butt, or do you normally have someone else wipe it for you?

Host: Mr. Da’Con I know you normally say whatever comes to mind, but I feel you need to show a little restraint right. ...It’s kind of distracting.

Da’Con: I’ll tell you what’s distracting, is that guy peeping over the President’s shoulder.

President: Oh, don’t mind him. He’s a little curious about one of the famous Chud.com Think-tanks. …Joe, you can leave now, I’ll bring you up to speed afterwards.

The Vice-President slowly moves out from view.

D’Anco: Let’s use California’s Prop 8 as an example. A large group of people believes the State’s Ban on Same-Sex Marriages is unconstitutional. Yet a larger group of people believed that “Only Marriage between a Man and a Woman” should be valid or recognized in California. The people of California voted, and now “Marriage between a Man And Woman only” is in affect.

It’s one thing to say California Prop 8 is unconstitutional, when in fact the groups that are trying to overturn Prop 8 voting results, are being biased in their actions.

President: What do you mean?

Host: I’ll be the opponent for now. …It’s a discrimination to pass a law that prevents people from getting married! It’s just like when the States prevented White Males - Black Women, and White Women - Black Men to marry.

D’Anco:True that may be a form of Civil Discrimination, but it cannot be used in comparison to Same-Sex Marriages. This is because Inter-Racial Marriages at that time fell under the religious definition of Marriage, “only between a Man and a Woman”.

Da’Con: Look, … back in the day when the noise in the air was about inter-racial marriages. I didn’t hear of any same-sex couples speaking out for their rights to get married.

D’Anco: Prop 8 is not about Human Rights, Civil Rights, or Same-Sex Rights. It’s about Religious Rights. It’s about using Constitutional Rights of the American People’s Voting Power to prevent the destruction of a Customary Religious Rite called “Marriage.”

DNC2000: “Marriage” is a Religious Bonding Rite, and is described in the “Bible”, as “only as that between a man and a woman.” - in reference to KJV: Genesis 2:24

D’Anco:Under Religious Law, Same-Sex Partnerships / Unions are not entitled to be considered Married. The US Constitution protects the Rights of all Religious Institutions. No one has the Right to force themselves into any Religious Institutions and force the leader of that congregation to perform a Religious "Shotgun" Wedding ceremony.

D'Anco takes a sip from his tall cold glass of Green Tea.

D’Anco (cont.):In orders words, the Government Officials / Supreme Courts should not have the ability to change the voting power of the American People by making Amendments to the Constitution. Then later, they would use those changed Constitutional Amendments to attack other American Religious Institutions, and their Religions that's protected by the Constitution itself. …

Da’Con (smirking): All I know is that if the Supreme Court ever decides to over-rule California’s Prop 8, I’m going to ask Arnold if I can be Vice President! ...If only they had tested the Birth Control Pills longer, this issue would have been averted!

President: So in this team's opinon, what would be a possible solution?

D'Anco:The Supreme Court should plead the 5th and refuse to give any ruling on Prop 8. Next the U.S. should adopt the same same-sex union rules as that of Nova Scotia, Canada, and leave the Religous Rite entitled "Marriage" alone. Finally, re-issue the new Domestic Partnership Union Certificates to those same-sex couples that were given Marriage Licences.

Da'Con:Or make some money by turning this situation into a sequel to Danco_2000's "Guilty of Pre-Meditated Births". We can call it "Damned If You Do, Political Hell If You Do".

Host: Right! ...It’s time to take one of our four scheduled breaks. Can we say…same time in two days Mr. President?

President: That will be fine. I’m real interested on what you have to say on the US International Scene and the problems with our Border Allies. Thanks to all of you.

Host: Thank-you President Will Smith, …God Blessed You!

The plasma screen goes blank. Suddenly it comes back to life with the image of Danco_2000 smiling face. He quickly asks about the meeting, then informs the group he has to stay longer than he had planed. When asked why Danco_2000 replied, "William Smith, the 44th President in Alt-Demension Earth 19 needs our help. Then I have to rush over to Alt-Demension Earth 6 to help the 48th President C. Clinton deal with the newly implemented Paperless Money System. Then hopefully I can meet there with the rest of you on Alt-Demension Earth 666." …


Fade to Black:

End of Part One…

Wishful Thinking of a 3-D Animation Movie Title: "Children of Armageddon"
Science Friction, Action / Adventure

Premise:
A young boy mystiously surviving an lethal explosion is recruited by a covet US Military Sponsored Agency. Nine years later, the same young gifted man is sent on his first solo mission. The task was simple, go to a secluded place, pick up a silver breifcase, and get the hell out of dodge. Everything was fine until he grabbed the handle of the briefcase, in which that action caused a vision of distruction to flash before the young man eyes. The vision was so strong that it caused the young man to pass out. The action begins when the young man finally opens his eyes. ...

Story By: Chris Meeks
Sceenplay by:Chris Meeks & _matches
Directed by: Chris Meeks
Flim Edited by:Danco2000
Music by:Lucky Night Sticks

Cast: TBD
Release date:SUMMER - 2011

Other Simular CHUDian Movie Viewing: "Wanted", "Push"

Take a sneek peek at the "Children of Armageddon" Movie Trailer is in development.
Note: We ask that you don't view past the first spoken words of "Too Late" & to read up to page 5. The last page 6 is to be cut. Leaving the page will only subtract from the suspense in the movie trailer...

http://zudacomics.com/node/1102

On a Personal Note: Great Job Gator!

Wishful Thinking of a TV Show that’s a spin-off of the Association of National Advertising:

When they first aired a commercial that sported the subliminal messages of Hate, they had two women singing a song /or jingle that included the chant “Chain – Chain – Chain”. It was brought to my attention by an Asian friend that in this commercial the letter K was played in the background and in sync with each saying of the word “Chain”.

Interestingly enough, this wasn’t the only instance of subliminal hatred in their commercials. Soon, a commercial aired that had a great baseball player endorsing seemingly a store backed copier product. Yet confusingly the only thing that got my attention was the giant letter K being copied and collated into multiple groups of 3.

Soon after, like every other new season, another commercial would emerge into TV viewing. Like the Subliminal Branding of a Black Male Actor with the bright red letter K located on the right cheek of the shorts worn by the male actor.

And the letters of K placed in and on the iron package cart that flashed 3 Subliminal K’s in it’s every turn.

My Jewish friend, recorded some of the Subliminal White Supremacy Commercials that ended with a White Bald-Headed Light Bulb walking up the store’s 3 evenly lined and stacked Logo’s, thus imposing their Subliminal 3 K hate signature. I saw the “White Bald-Headed Light Bulb” while watching one of my favorite Spanish Programs.

Then suddenly the producers of the 3 K’s commercials got smart, because soon afterwards the commercial endings were altered. First the White Bald-Headed Light Bulb was now Blue in Color and the words “K-Mart.com” had turned white, made smaller, and pushed out of alignment to the right of the stacked store logos. …Go figure?

Just when I think this store / organization was turning around this subliminal image of being racist in nature, and not incubating racial hate by constantly imposing and implanting this subliminal massages into the unsuspecting minds of the young and innocent. Nor use the subliminal 3K as a Recruitment Device, yet they recently showcase a new commercial with the KKK calling card. This time the Blue Bald-Headed Light Bulb is muscle built showcasing three new K’s.

Something must be done to stop the showing of commercials that continue to undercut the ability of America to rid itself of Racial / Hate Attitudes.

The following is just a few examples that were brought to my attention by other TV Viewers …
Promoting Suicide / Suicidal Tendencies
(A Black Man jumps out the window of a tall apartment building and into a Sprite Soda Bottle several floors down.

Promoting Slavery
(A White Woman popping a Black Man, a stranger to her, on top of his head, then says, “I should have had a V-8”)
(K-Mart Branding Iron Symbol, the letter K, placed on the right cheek of the Black Male Actor.)

Tolerating Minorities
(An Elder Black Woman does wheelies as soon as she gets a Scooter, then the owner comes into view with a very stern look on his face.)

Disrespecting other Cultures
(Having a Salesperson trying to speak in Japanese to a successful Businessman and saying something distasteful. Thus giving the Japanese Businessman the Ideal that most American Salesmen are stupid)

Acts of Terrorisms --The FBI defines terrorism as: The unlawful use of force or violence against persons or property to intimidate or coerce a Government, the civilian population, or any segment thereof, in furtherance of political or social objectives.
(A pissed off woman who didn’t have T-Mobile Cell-Phone Service pulls off the road to cut down a wooden telephone pole, which in turn falls to the ground destroying the connected Telephone Lines. The Private Company, The City Municipal, The State Government, The Federal Government, all own telephone poles!)

It’s unfortunate that these marketing companies in question can flex their Hate Muscles so openly because none dares to question their meaning.

What we need is a Special Commercial Committee (SCC) that would have the authority to heavily fine Marketing Agencies /or Companies that showcases any commercial that generates messages other than the product it’s trying to sell. Plus require that the name of the commercial maker be placed in small yet legible print at the bottom of the screen, and shown long enough for the viewer to read it. In addition, banning those commercials that come on so loud that the sound can damage your eardrum would be nice. There’s a lot of TV Viewers whose patience is also damaged by having to constantly adjust the commercial’s volume.

Of course if I were given the chance to monitor these types of commercials, I would fail. I live in one state out of 50. Any marketing company in question could easily have their Hate Incubating Commercials aired in the other 49 states boycotting me. Wishful Thinking out loud, until some sort of SCC program is realized, a financial award could be given to any member belonging to a Commercial Commenting Website or/ a Movie Website Forum / Thread who spots a Hate Incubating Commercial. …

Wishful Thinking of a Movie Titled: “Why Weird People Remind Me!”

Concept:
An elderly woman on a bus warns a young woman that she’s being stalked by something, …something, …very Evil!

Story by:...................Natalia Castro
Screenplay by:............Natalia Castro
Directed by:................Ryuhei Kitamura
Ex. Producer:..............Alex Riviello
Producer:...................Danco_2000
Music Editor:...............Weasels Rip My Flesh
Musical Theme by:........Frank Zappa - Chunga's Revenge - 1984 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnkm6...eature=related

Cast: T.B.A.

Release date:FALL - 2011

Other Similar CHUDian Movie Viewing: "Grudge 2", "The Ring"
Video Clips:http://www.chud.com/articles/blogs/1...old-posts.html

Wishful Thinking of a TV Political Special Sequel Title: "The Right Time To be In All The Wrong Places Meeting 2"

Fade In:

Somewhere in the White House the President is resting in his quiet place only known to a few hundred people. He picks up his special made Blackberry phone. It has a special communication band. The President had it installed just for this occasion, to personally and privately read the web pages of CHUD.com. He was just about to read a thread in one of the CHUD Forums when the special call from the Danco_2000 Institute was received. The face of the Host filled the view screen as the President answered the expected call….


Host:Hello Mr. President. Welcome back!

President:It’s good to be back. That was quick. I really wasn’t expecting your reports until after Congress returned from their Disneyland mid-Summer Break.

Host:Thank you Sir. … We have been monitoring the news and from the sounds of your Cable-Satellite TV critics, we were not fast enough

President:You probably didn’t know that the Danco_2000 Think-tank is the main reason why I visit CHUD.com whenever I can.

Host:No sir, but thank you sir. You’re too kind sir. …Although I must insist, we’re just one mind of many. We like to think the lure is that CHUD.com has the best collective of minds from around the world. A majority of scholars feel that what we have to offer doesn’t matter.

President:Let me decide what maters, and right now, what matters is that you guys are here now. So, …what you got for me? Good news right?

Host:Err…hmmm, well sir, …it’s like this. For every issue you’re facing now, we have Good News and Bad News.

President:… For example?

Host:Sir, for example, …as for the US Economy, the Bad News is that Wall Street and most Republicans know its to their benefit not to admit that the US is midway in experiencing an Depression. Which is probably the reason why no Republican has offered a solution. The Good News is that now you know the US is still experiencing a Depression of 18 months, as of September 2008.

President:How can this be? I’ve have had some of the best minds in the field advise me on the US
Economy.

Host:Sir that may be true, but the best course in dealing with this hot topic would have been to inform the US People about being in a Depression, as part of your Presidential acceptance speech. Then later when the National Unemployment indicators continues to fall after the first of three highly needed Stimulus Packages, the people would have been more supportive to your efforts to fix the failed US Economy.

The President sits in his chair with the “Damn-Why-Did I-Take-The- Advice-Of-The-Last-Three-Presidents- Look” on his face as he listens…

Host:As for your selection for the Supreme Court Judge, the Bad News is that your first choice will not be confirmed. Not expecting to be a Supreme Court Judge, she unwisely spoke a few words of satire while working on the job. Unfortunately, satire is an indirect reflection of the way a person thinks. She’s really a good person and satirist, yet witty statements are always wrongly understood. The Good News is that she will be the best candidate for the special Czar position in 2010.

President:(amazed) Not confirmed? …2010? …Do you know this for sure?

Host:Sir, all I can say is that we are just confident in our speculations.

President:How much of your specs are based on the truth?

Host:Sir it would be hard to say. We at the Danco_2000 institute base our speculations on facts. Plus the majority of us here are highly intuitive.

President:That’s what my Internet Researching Aides reported recently.

SHOT: IMAGE OF HOST SHRINKING

The image of the host shrinks to REVEAL Host sitting in the conference room by himself.

President:Okay, so let’s get down to the other business at hand.

Host:Mr. President, you mentioned in our last meeting that you would be interested in our opinions of the International issues of the times.

President:That’s correct.

Host:Well Mr. President, to start off, the Danco_2000 Institute concluded that your approach in dealing with the Iran conflict in 2009 was the best action to take, considering the circumstances.

As you know, in the past during World War Two, three countries decided to take matters into their own hands, and tried to conquer the World. Today, Iran, North Korea, and Venezuela are trying to accomplish the same thing. Yet even though they have joined forces to antagonize the US, each has their own personal and special agenda. Still, …all three of those leaders have over looked one main flaw in their plans. They forgot about the “Right to Free Speech” for their children .

We’ll have the full Reports For Venezuela, Iran, and North Korea sent to you as soon as possible. The following are just a few snapshots of those reports.

--To Be Continued--

"The Right Time To be In All The Wrong Places Meeting 2"

--Continued--


President:This is very interesting. Yet I feel that these reports would only generate more hassles. God knows I have enough critics riding on my back.

Host:Mr. President, …I would not worry too much about the political critics, like that radio guy or some of the Nightly Weekday Anchors at Fox news. Their attacks only mean that you are not the bad guy.

President:Huh! …What do you mean?

The President looks around the room as if he thought someone else was in the room with him.

Host: Sir, what I mean is ...according to D’Anco, when the anti-Christ is in power everyone will be in love with him. The anti-Christ can do no wrong in their eyes. Every news-person will worship the anti-Christ’s every decision, especially those at Fox.

And for those who insinuated that you were a terrorist, they kind of told on themselves. Those misguided souls secretly suffer from a mild form of Reading Disorder, normally called Dyslexia. A person suffering from Dyslexia will unknowingly transpose letters or numbers while writing or reading. They constantly will mistake the initials OHB for BHO. In this case OHB stands for Osama H. Bin-ladden, not Barack H. Obama!


Both the President and Host laugh…


President:Wow, …where has the time gone? I have to finish this speech on Healthcare Reform. Any speculations?

Host:Sir, we do have few. But you might not like what we have determined.

President:Give it your best shot.

Host:Well sir, …the health care problem is linear in nature, yet the solution has to be administered in non-linear fashion.

President:Meaning?

Host: Government Monies used in paying for the Medical Bills of the Non-Insured are determined for the next year by the previous year total of non-insured visits. The amount of non-insured will always increase each year (linear), which means the fixed government amount will increase each year (linear). Yet every year the amount of non-insured visits increases 2-3 times more than that which is allotted by the government for that year (linear).

The medical administration tries to compensate by charging more to the medically insured, but the insurance companies wisely have in place fixed rates. Resulting in some of the desperate clinics trying to stay financially afloat by having the medically insured patients repeat unnecessary medical visits. Yet due to the ever-increasing visits by the non-insured, there’s never going to be enough money to cover the medical expenses. Thus causing the hospitals and clinics in question to provide low quality health care until they close their doors for good.

President:And what would be the solution?

Host:The heck if we know sir! We do feel that in order to solve any problem one must first acknowledge there’s a problem to solve. I can give you a few non-linear ideas we are still working on. They might be of some help.

·Congress would have to pass the H.R.14US2DO Bill.

·Have the US Government start charging the Non-Insured’s Country of Birth for their citizens.

·If the country is America, treat the patient, then have that patient do Community Service unless another means to pay for the medical bills can be found in a short time. …

·If the country is not America, then treat the patient one time if possible, then send the medical bill to their Country of Birth for reimbursements. If that country refuses to pay for their citizen, the US will have no choice than to deport that patient back to their Country of Birth, unless another means to pay for the medical bills can be found in a short time. …

President:Thank-you very much. That was highly interesting. I’ll get back to you as soon as I can. Right now I have to prepare for my Health Care Reform speech. Thanks again.

Host: Thank you for your time Mr. President.

Fade Out:

Wishful Thinking Title of a Special Television Coverage of The American Health Care Reform Bill:
The P.O.V. Show: Republicans Passing Health Care Reform Option
“Darn If You Do, Double-Darn If You Don’t”

Partial Transcript:
The Host:I called for this special meeting so that we can help Congress fix the Health Reform Bill and get it passed this year in 2009.

DaCON:(smirking) Good luck with that!

D’Anco: (to The Host) So, what has inspired you to call this meeting?

The Host:I was in school on-line when I received the message from the President’s Education Address, that the White House needs input from outside Congress on the Health Care Reform Public Option. And I must say his speech was fired up, so much so, that I’m ready to go to work on this reform bill.

Rumor-Reporter: Say Host, I received many emails asking where they can find information on the H.R. 14US2DO Bill. Any info I can forward?

The Host:Danco_2000 said the bill was finished a month ago and sent out to a few Congress people he thought would receive the bill with open arms. He thought they would be fired up and ready to go back to Washington to get Congress to pass the bill. But, unfortunately he has not received any replies.

Rumor-Reporter: Maybe I can help. I still have connections at CHUD.Com so I can post the bill where a lot of people in the know will be able to read the H.R.14US2DO bill.

DNC2K: (mechanical-like) There’s a 90 percent chance that a TV Anchor Person will read the bill and get it to the right person.

DaCON:Yeah that might work, but HR 14US2DO doesn’t have anything outright to do with the Health Care Reform Issues.

DNC2K: (mechanical-like) On the contrary, there is at least three issues the bill addresses!

It establishes nationality of medical clients whose on-going medical bills must be paid by foreign countries.

It establishes nationality-based child custody in times of deportation debates.

It establishes a more accurate account of nationality growth in the K-12 Classrooms, thus providing the Government more Census information for State and Federal School Funding.

In example, a Neighborhood Census predicts a nearby grade school should hold 20 American Children and 1 Teacher per class. But in reality, the classrooms hold up to 30+ children and 1 teacher. The ten plus children are not accounted for because the Neighborhood Census did not survey their parents with non-American Citizenship status.

The Host:Thanks DNC2K, make sure R2 gets a copy of the bill. … Okay, …let’s get back to business, …speaking of which, …Dan-Co, what do you think. Should there be a Public Option on the Health Reform Bill?

Dan-Co:Yes.

D’Anco:Please explain.

Dan-Co:First, the Opponents to the Health Reform Bill are very good at what they do, … especially in misdirection. They say the Public Option will cost the voters money by raising Taxes. Yet in reality, the Public Option will only affect the pockets of the Health Care Industries. A Public Option will force the Health Care Industry to drastically change for the better, their attitudes toward their clients whom are in need of more expensive care and potential clients with Pre-Existing Health Conditions.

And now, the Opponents to the Health Reform Bill are scaring the American Voters with talk about Government Medical Death Panels, and …

D’Anco:(interrupting) Excuse me please. But the US doesn’t have governmental medical Death panels, does it.

DaCON:(sarcastically) Oh you mean you haven’t heard of the CDC - Center of Death Control, or the FDA - Foundation of Death Administration?

Dan-Co ignores DaCON’s outburst and continues with his say.

Dan-Co: as I was saying: …and other symbolism's representing the evils of WWII Nazi Death Campaigns. Yet it's the same Health Care Industry that opposes the US President’s Health Care Reform Option are in fact, harboring Death Panels within their Administrations.

This Insurance Health Care Administration has the power of God since they are the ones that deny any and all American Citizens the proper Health Coverage.

Especially when denial of Health Coverage could mean the death of that American Citizens with Pre-Existing Health Conditions.

RumorReporter looks around the room. …

Rumor-Reporter:I know everyone here saw the movie called “JOHN Q”. I just hope we don’t hear more stories like that!

The Host:Why the Opponents continue to insist that the Public Health Option is bad is a mystery to me?

DaCON:If you ask me, and I know some of you won’t, ….as long as the Congress reps continue to accept donations from the big Health Care Industry, the 2009 Health Reform Bill with a Public Option, will not get passed in Congress.

--to be continued --

Darn If You Do, Double-Darn If You Don’t
--continued--


Rumor-Reporter:Hey guys, … check out the new influence on the Health Care Industry work-in-progress commercials. Keep in mind it’s only a clip that expresses the sentiments of the Health Care Big Wigs. ...Remember, ...They’re the ones denying coverage to those with Pre-Existing Health Conditions......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOQvcMLll4E

DaCON:Humm, ...that video seems to have captured the attitudes of many Health Care CEO’s and Executives all right!

The Host: Now you see the White Houses’ dilemma. If the President drops the Public Option, a congressional war will ignite between the Republicans and the Democrats. If the President keeps the option in the bill, a war between the Health Care Industry and the Republicans will ensure. It’s a war the Republicans don’t want because if war between the two breaks out, the Republicans will lose the political donations highly needed to maintain a high level of campaigning for a Congress seat.

D’Anco:Then the solution for the problem is in sight!

D’Anco realizes everyone is staring at him. …

The Host:I believe you have our attention.

D’Anco:If I were President I would give the Opponents to the Health Reform Bill a choice. They can vote now and pass the bill with the option and break the hold of the Health Care Industry. Or, they can vote now and pass the bill with a Health Option that would go into effect later.

The Host:Right, … but because the Health Care Industry has controlled the Republicans for over 50 years, resistance to the option is going to be high. They will need time to make the adjustments.

DaNCO: Sir, Then you tell them “resistance is futile”!

Everyone laughs….

D’Anco:Well, …I remember reading somewhere in the KJV Bible a statement that if you’re unhappy about the situation, then give it a year, and if you’re still unhappy do something else.

The Host:Good idea! Let’s say the second choice would be that 91 days after the bill with option is passed, the public option will be initiated in one year time if the insurance companies do not meet the President’s guidelines.

DaNCO: Sir, I would also hold a public Health Accountability Forum (more like a report card on the Health Industry) in each state, just before the Congressional elections, so that the voters voting for Opponents to the option plan will have a better understanding of their Congressional selections.

DaCON:(to DaNCO) Nice!

The Host: I think we covered a lot this time. I like the suggestions we came up with.

Suddenly, the RumorReporter jumps up, and rushes toward the exit.

The Host: R2 why the rush?

RumorReporter: I just remembered I have an interview with Ms Berry concerning the new Catwoman 2 movie.

DaCON:Hey! …Wait for me!

Moments later the Host is alone in the room.

The Host: Awe heck!

The Host hastily follows after the others.

Meanwhile, Danco_2000 is sitting in front of his computer, staring at his computer monitor.

Danco_2000:Awe heck!

The phone rings. He answers it. The caller is a friend.

Danco_2000:One minute I had a lot of ideas, then snap, writer’s block. ...It's like, ...All my great ideas just got up and left. …

Wishful Thinking of a Bill that should have been passed long before the 9/11 Incident:


The following is exactly how this bill would look if presented by a Congress Person to the House of Reps and Senate. ...


Principal Author: The DANCO2000 Institute

Sponsor(s):The Other Independent Party; Some Democrats; Some Republicans

Bill No.: H.R.14US2DO Title of Bill:Same As The Mother Initiative

BE IT ENACTED BY THE SENATE AND HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IN CONGRESS ASSEMBLED THAT:

Preamble:
Whereas in retrospect since the September 11, 2001 attacks on the World Trade Buildings in New York City, many Children were born on US soil to Non-US Citizens that had no intentions of becoming American Citizens. Those Non-Americans would take their Newborn child, awarded with US Citizenship, and return to their Country of Birth. Once there, the child with American status would be indoctrinated with the parent’s ideology. Then years later the same American Born – Foreign Raised Children now Young Adults, would be able to return to the United States, and enter various American Colleges to specialize in areas of interests and or infiltrate Highly Specialized US Government Jobs.

Discouraging the automatic awarding of United States Citizenship to any Child born on American Soil who’s Parents are Non-American Citizens. To prevent American Born – Foreign Raised Children that grow up with an ideology that would lead to a terrorist mentality, measures can be taken to prevent these Sleepers from having easy access to the US.

Section 1: This act may be cited as, “ SAME BIRTHRIGHT AS THE MOTHER BILL”

Section 2: Whereas any Child born on U.S. soil shall be given the Same Birthright of Citizenship as that of the Mother at the time of birth.

Section 3: Whereas any Child born to a Mother of Non-U.S. Citizenship status on U.S. soil shall be awarded Non-U.S. Citizenship status at the time of the Child in question’s birth, regardless of the Father’s birth-right status.

Section 4: Whereas any Child born to a Mother of U.S. Citizenship status on U.S. soil shall be awarded U.S. Citizenship status at the time of the Child in question’s birth, regardless of the Father’s birth-right status.

Section 5: Whereas the Only Exceptions for awarding U.S. Citizenship to any child as that of the Father would be that:

Sub-Section 1:The Mother of Non-US Citizenship status is wedded to the Father of the Child in question. The Father is a Member of the United States Armed Forces and the Child is born in the United States, on Embassy Grounds, or on a designated U.S. Military Base.

Sub-Section 2:A Mother of Non-US Citizenship status gives her Child or Children up for adoption to American Citizens through a reputable US Adoption Agency. Section 6: Whereas the Automatic Awarding of US Citizenship to any Child born after September 11, 2001 to a Mother of Non-U.S. Citizenship status on U.S. soil, may have their US Citizenship status revoked if the Mother of the child or children in question was not actively enrolled in a US Government Sponsored Immigration Program to becoming an American Citizen before this bill goes into effect.

Section 7: Whereas if the Mother of Non-US Citizenship Status is Deported, the child Regardless of the Post 9/11 US Citizenship Status, must and will remain with it’s Mother-of-Birth.

Section 6: This bill shall go into effect 91 days after passage.

Is that a trick question?

Show me what You got!

R&R: Hey there you are! Where were you?

DANCO2000: Hey, I got here as soon as I could! I told myself that I was just taking a small trip to another dimensional reality. I was returning home when the metal gear to the Trans-Dimensional Drive Gear cracked in half.

R&R: I remember you replacing that part, and others not too long ago. Steel gears should have been able to withstand the stress. Where was the gear manufactured?

DANCO2000: I got the part from a reliable source, NASA’s Spare Parts Department.

R&R: I thought you knew they get a lot of their inventory from China.

DANCO2000: Oh my!

R&R: Yeah, …oh my, …is right. So how did you manage to get back?

DANCO2000: That was easy. America on this Dimensional Earth stopped using off shore manufactured steel due to buildings, bridges, and cranes collapsing. So it was easy to get what I needed from a shop located near the RE-Engineered Indiana Steel Mill.

R&R: Great! So why did you go there?

DANCO2000: I was testing out my soon to be buddy Hawking’s theory that there are Parallel Universes out there that did not have Black Holes.

R&R: And what did you find out?

DANCO2000: Sadly to say he is mistaken.

R&R: How so?

DANCO2000: It would take a long time to explain. For now I’ll just tell you the short version. A Parallel Universe has a Fixed-Set of Universal Physical Laws, in which Unfixed-Yet-Limited-Set of Rules exist for Alternate Time-Lines. In the case of universes having Black Holes, all Parallel Universes have them. Our Earth exists in one of many Dimensions.

R&R: How many dimensional Earths are there?

DANCO2000: An Infinite amount but let me finish please. … After reading his theory on the “Loss of Everything”, my training senses developed at the “Einstein Institute of Higher Thinking”, encouraged me to look into it a little closer. After careful thought and investigation, I came to the conclusion that S. Hawking is half-right and another soon to be buddies with, Stanford professor, was also half-right. The result of my research will prove that the theories of both men in combination are two thirds of the solution for solving the mysteries of the Black Hole. I now have the other one-third answer to the puzzle. ...So what did I miss?

R&R: You’re about to miss President Obama give a speech about his decisions on the War in Afghanistan. There’s talk he’s going to send more troops there at the request of one of his generals. What do you think about it?

--to be cont.--

"People, It's Time To Come Home!"

--continued--


DANCO2000: First, … what war in Afghanistan? The locals are not going to share their opium with us. They are just using us to protect their drugs from Iran. The taliban has been dealt a large blow with the majority of their leaders captured or dead. Personally I thought that when the military under the Bush Administration killed osama bin-laden in that mountain missile strike, they were going to bring the troops home.

R&R: Why do you say osama bin-laden is dead?

DANCO2000: I say that because I haven’t seen anything to the contrary. Have you?

R&R: but there’s those recorded voice-only messages!

DANCO2000: Right, but I’m from America, where I need physical proof. Like osama filmed on videotape holding a recent American USA Newspaper and talking about the today’s weather in Washington, DC. Then, and only then, will I believe he is still alive. But regardless, whether he’s alive or not, it’s time to bring the military home. I know in my heart that President Obama will do the right thing. He’s an honorable man, and seems to be a person that will not go back on his word. He said he would bring the troops back from Afghanistan, and because of that alone, over 90 percent of the enlisted US Military Personnel; Republican, Democratic, Independent, and other political parties; voted for his win.

Giving the General the manpower he feels he needs to accomplish his job, might be overkill, but he was tasked with the job by the President.

I also thought that expressing military tactics to the world was overkill too. It may result in the bad guys laying low for a couple of years just to make the General look foolish. Sometimes there’s just some military tactics that just need to be done, yet unsaid to the public. The General’s request was like you’re the Police Detective, and you know the criminals you’re after watch Fox Cable News, yet you give the Hannity Show an exclusive on your upcoming raid on the thugs hideout without informing the Chief first.

R&R: Do you think the decision to send more troops to Afghanistan will hurt the President’s chances for re-election in 2012?

DANCO2000: It’s a possibility if the military cannot accomplish its new mission on time. The General’s career, which made the request for more troops, will go untouched because he was assigned to the mission. All the blame if any, will be given to the President.

I on the other hand ,would bring the troops home. And if America has to go back to Afghanistan because the bad guys attacked the US, we will establish NATO military bases equipped with short-range missiles.

R&R: If you had the ability to do that, I bet you that even Iran would help you fight the Bad Guys. Cause they would not want give the US sole access to their other moneymaker.

DANCO2000:But that’s enough for now. Let’s watch the speech.

R&R:Good idea! …

Wishful Thinking Movie Title:“Is that your Rep, or are you with Dem?”


Premise: (Tags: Health Care, Politics)
A very old wrinkly-looking man reluctantly is called back into political advice service.

The phone rings.

OLD MAN: Hello?

DANCO2000: Hello Old Man! It’s me, Danco2000!

OLD MAN: O-hell o, don’t tell me, … you didn’t receive my bill?

DANCO2000: Your bill, …right! We received your bill for labor, but we haven’t received your 2010 Health Care Reform Proposal.

OLD MAN: I don’t know what happened to it. Errr, Don’t worry though, … I’ll send it you again by email.

DANCO2000: Thanks. Good-bye Old Man.

OLD MAN: Good-bye.

Danco2000 hangs up, places the cell phone back in the holder, and then walks back out of the room. DaCon enters the room and sits at the conference table near DNC2k.

DaCON: What’s with Danco2000, he was looking real serious as he left the room?

DNC2k turns toward DaCon and takes a moment to access the reason of the request.

DNC2K: He’s wanted to get a proposal to the President before Congress voted on the Health Care Bill. But unfortunately the Old Man didn’t get it to him in time.

DaCON: The Old Man huh. Isn't he the old man that claimed all of us were victims of the failed “No Child Left Behind Education Project”?

DNC2K: (smiling): Indeed!

DaCON: Hey, wait a minute, ...how did you know what was said on the phone? ...You were sitting way over here at that time!

DNC2k then pulled out his cell phone, and pushed a few faceplate buttons. A split screen visual of Danco2000 dialing a phone number appeared on one side of the cellular screen. Moments later the face of the Old Man appeared in the other. When the conversation between the Old Man and Danco2000 concluded, the visual of Danco2000 disappeared first. For a few moments more the Old Man could be seen talking to someone in the background before his image disappeared: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPw-3e_pzqU

DaCON: That was great! How did you do that?

DNC2K: I tweaked my Mystical Peggy Back Jacker Device.

DaCON: It’s ah Mystical Peggy Back Jacker device? What the frack is that?

DNC2K: It works just like the Magic Jack device! Not only can I search and retrieve any information on any pc, I can get info from any cell phone with Wi-Fi ability up to being 50 yards away. For me firewalls are no longer an issue!

DaCON: How so?

DNC2K: Like the Magic Jack Device, my Piggy-Back Jacker Device can circumvent firewall protocols. As soon as the program is activated, it loads keystrokes and data file (dat) info in an encrypted stealth folder near the root of an operating system. All I have to do is activate the device the Jacker is attached to at that time. That Information (Documents, Faxes, Phone calls, Pictures, and Videos) is sent to me on command or I can remotely access it while it’s still in that device. Not un-like the information being automatically sent out to Chinese Data Collection Agencies every time a person surfs the Internet.

DaCON: Is the Piggy-Back Jacker legal?

DNC2K: Is the Magic Jack Device legal?

DaCON: Good Point. So do you think you could show me what this proposal will look like.

DNC2K: Why?

DaCON: Oh I just want to see what all the fuss about a plan that would only help us in the long run. That’s all!

DNC2K: On one condition!

DaCON: Sure! You name it.


--To Be Continued--

Wishful Thinking Movie Title:“Is that your Rep, or are you with Dem?”
--continued--


DNC2K: (Cold) Stop-telling people that I act like a zombie when I work with others.

DaCON: I never told anyone …

DNC2k shows DaCon archived security footage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9_eV...eature=related

DaCON: Okay, … Okay, I’m sorry. I won’t do it again!

DNC2K: Good! … For the record, ...I’m Independent!

Without saying a word like a mechanical zombie DNC2k stands up, and turns to leave the room. DaCon calls out to him;

DaCON: Hey where are you going? You didn’t show me the Old Man’s Health Care Proposal!

Without turning around DNC2k stops walking to respond;

DNC2K: I deduced what you wanted a while back and sent it to your Blackberry.

DaCON: So why didn’t you tell me earlier?

DNC2K: It was the only way I could get you to stop with your Don Rickles impersonations!

Alone in the room, DaCon has the last word by mumbling some words very low under his breath.

Suddenly, … his cell phone rings. It’s DNC2k!

DNC2K: I heard that!

DaCON: SNAP! …

Wishful Thinking of a Movie Title:“Is That Your Rep, or Are You With Dem?” - The Sequel

Premise:
Part two of a trilogy.

Alone in the conference room DaCon takes a seat at the long oval table. Before he could get comfortable D’Anco and Movie Rumor Reporter (Mr R) enter the room. …

D’ANCO: Greetings!

MR R: What’s going on dude?

DaCON: Hi guys!

MR R: We were wondering if you’re going to stay for the Health Care Reform Briefing?

DaCON: You know, …I just found out that it was going to be today.

D’ANCO: Yes, …it should be informative, but maybe not. I heard it was too late in delivery. We were going to submit the HRC to the President on this Earth.

DaCON: Well guys your timing could have been perfect. It just so happens I have a copy of that HCR Proposal.

MR R: Great.

Both D’Anco and Mr R showed amazement as DaCon places his Blackberry in a special cell phone media receptacle. Immediately a large wall screen appears on the nearest wall and the image of the HRC Proposal is displayed.

After a few minutes, all three had finished reading the proposal. DaCon presses a button on an IPAD causing the displayed image to disappear. He then turns his attention back to the other two sitting across from him. …

DaCON: Well what do you two think about this proposal?

MR R: Man, …I wish we could have had it sooner. That was great stuff.

D’ANCO: Interesting. It may be too late for this Earth, but it definitely will help Alternate Earth 812.

As the three conversed, the rest of the members entered the room and took a seat. By the time everyone was seated, the Host had entered the room, smiling.

HOST: Okay everybody listen up. I have good news. We were able to get a copy of our HRC Proposals to quite a few Alternate Earths just in time before their Congress voted.

MR R: What about the HRC for this Earth?

HOST: Oh there’s no need to worry. The President here is doing just fine.

DAN-CO: Excuse me, but could I ask just one question about Alternate Earths?

HOST: Sure.

DAN-CO: As you all know I’m fairly new to this group. I was just wondering if someone could explain to me why Alternate Earths? Why not call them Parallel Earths in Parallel Universes?

As if on queue, everyone looks at DNC2k. DNC2k looks at everybody.

DaCON: Yeah, …I hear your buddy is still saying that there are Parallel Universes out there that have no Black Holes.

Ignoring DaCon, DNC2k smiles.

DNC2K: Right, …I’ll try to explain it quickly so we can finish the HCR briefing. First of all there is no such thing as Parallel Universes. The definition of the word parallel is generally explained as –extending in the same direction, equidistant at all points, and never converging or diverging. – of straight lines, lying in the same plane but never meeting no matter how far. For two objects to be parallel they would have to be equal in characteristics. No two Solar Systems or Universes or Galaxies are identical in characteristics. Therefore no two Universes can be Parallel, but since all Solar Systems or Universes or Galaxies are different ever so slightly, they have to be Alternates.

DAN-CO: Huh!

[Laughter]

A smirk appears on DNC2k’s face.

DAN-CO: Hey, …I’m just kidding. And what about Alternate Time-lines?

DNC2K: There is no such thing as Alternate Time-lines, there’s only Parallel Time-lines. Think of Time as waves of energy where the crest of each Time-wave is a perfect line extending in the same direction, equidistant at all points, and never converging or diverging. That’s it. There are only Alternate Earths, and Parallel Time-lines. …That is all!

DAN-CO: Thanks!

MR R: You know…I just realized that you just explained the concept of the TV show called SLIDERS.

HOST: Speaking of Sliders, let us slide right back on track and finish this briefing.

DAN-CO: One last request. Could you show the HRC Proposal again?

The Host gives DaCon a nod signaling him to activate the wall screen. An image of the proposal appeared. …

--to be continued--

Principal Author: Danco_2000 of CHUD.comSponsor(s): The DANCO_2000 Institute

Bill No.: H.R 3.1.18.5 (a.k.a. H.R. CARE)

Title of Bill:Health Care Insurance Reform with Pubic Option Bill



BE IT ENACTED BY THE SENATE AND HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IN CONGRESS ASSEMBLED THAT:


Preamble:

H.R. 3.1.1.18.5 will create fair and balanced competitive prices for Medical Services and Health Insurance for all American Citizens in need of Medical Care.

H.R. 3.1.1.18.5 will provide Equal Health Care Opportunity for all Legal American Citizens by creating an absence of Health Care Discrimination based on Race, Color, Age, Gender, National Origin, Mental or Physical Disability, or Pre-Existing Health Conditions.

Wherein Tenth Amendment Trigger Options will be invoked to keep the passing of HR CARE constitutionally correct.


Section 1: Each Member of Congress will have the initial ability to decide if they want the Government Health Care Reform Option for their State, during the time Congress votes to pass the H.R. CARE Bill.

Afterward, each Congressperson’s voting decision on H.R. CARE Issues, will be based on the special American Citizen’s Voting Results held in their State.


Section 2: Each Member of Congress will have the initial ability to decide between three (3) Health Care Insurance Reform Choices. The three (3) option choices all State Governors will have to implement are:


1.Opt-In Deployment of the Public Health Care Insurance Reform Option provides:

·Public Health Care Insurance Subsidized by the Government

·Competitive & Affordable Health Care Premiums and Medication

·Public Health Care Providers & Health Insurance Providers can not deny anyone Health Care Coverage based on Pre-Existing Health Conditions

·Public Health Care Providers & Health Insurance Providers

can not deny anyone Health Care Coverage based on Race, Color, Age, Gender, National Origin, or Mental or Physical Disability

·Public Health Care Services and Costs Similar to Medicaid & Medicare

·Public Health Care Insurance Eligibility for the Unemployed American Citizens

·Public Health Care Insurance Eligibility for Low-Income Working American Citizens

·Public Health Care Insurance Income eligibility: $50k per year or less

·Employers must provide Health & Accident Insurance Coverage for All Employees
2.Co-Opt-In Deployment of the Public Health Care Insurance Reform Option provides:

·Co-Opt-In Health Care Insurance Non-Subsidized by the Government; Medicare & Medicaid are exempt

·Negotiable, Non-Competitive Co-Opt-In Health Care Costs

·Not Eligible for Public Health Care if you get Health Care Insurance at Work

·Public Health Care Insurance Eligibility for the Unemployed American Citizens

·Employers are required only to provide Accident Insurance to Employees

·Health Insurance Providers can not deny anyone Health Care Coverage based on Pre-Existing Health Conditions

3.Opt-Out Deployment of the Public Health Care Insurance Reform Option provides:

·Opt-Out Health Care Insurance will not be Non-Subsidized by the Government; Medicare & Medicaid exempt

·Non-Negotiable, Non-Competitive Opt-Out Health Care Costs

·Encouragement for Health Insurance Providers to deny anyone Health Care Coverage based on Pre-Existing Health Conditions

·Employers will not be required to provide Accident Insurance to Employees

--to be continued--

--continued--


Section 4:To include a Law for both the Opt-In and Co-Op-In Options that no Health Care Insurer can refuse to insure any person with Pre-Existing Medical Conditions.


Section 5: To include a Law that will require Governors, of Opt-Out and Co-Opt-In States, to initially hold Special Meetings for all Mayors in question, to initiate an Health Care Reform Trigger Option.


Section 6:Overriding the initial Health Care Reform Status of Co-Opt-In & Opt-Out States in question, to an Opt-In Status, can be done not less than One (1) Year after H.R 3.1.18.5 has been passed.

Whereas Health Care Reform Trigger Options will be used to provide the Opt-In Option to States that originally chose the Co-Opt-In & Opt-Out Health Care Options.


A.Trigger Option A: Whereas, based on the City Wide Polling initiated by all City Mayors of States in question, this trigger option will exist to give cause for those State Governor’s concerned, to request that the Secretary of Health and Human Services (Secretary of HHS) override the Health Care Reform Status in their States, thus converting those States to Opt-In Status.


B.Trigger Option B: Whereas any one of the Three (3) Health Trigger Factors displaying a Significant Increase is presented to the Secretary of HHS.

a.Wherein it’s declared that a

Significant Increase in the Death Rate of American Citizens who has been denied Health Care Coverage based on having a Pre-Existing Medical Condition. Or when the Death Rate Increase is due to offered Health Care Coverage that’s unaffordable (Premiums priced too high)


b.Wherein it’s declared that a Significant Increase in the Mental & Physical Damages to Patients not getting the right type of Medical Treatment, thus resulting in permanent physical damage, and/or shortening the life span of the patients in question. i.e. Doctors treating only treating the health problem result, and not the true cause.

c.Wherein it is declared that a Significant Increase in the Mis-Management of Health Care Financial Policies by Health Care Insurers, & Independent Medical Administrations.
One-third (1/3) of the Mayors in the State in question, must present their petition to the Agency for Health-care Research and Quality (AHRQ), located within the State Department of Health and Human Services (SDHHS).

The SDHHS findings will be sent to the Secretary of HHS. Once the data has been evaluated, the Secretary of HSS will present the findings to the President.

The President will then decide if enough evidence give the okay to the Secretary of HSS the go ahead, starting the process to convert those States in consideration to Opt-In status.


Section 7: Insurance and Medical Cost Coverage:

In order to-not- overload the financial obligations of American States implementing the Opt-In choice:

·Government Services, and allotted Funding as stated in the Public Health Care Reform Bill will only be provided in “Opt-In” States, and will not be transferable to other Non-Opt-In States.

·The Public Health Care Reform Bill will only provide coverage for Special Abortions, wherein the patient’s attending physician declares the abortion as a medical emergency needed to save the life of the mother.

·The US Government will start charging the Non-Insured non-American Patient’s Country of Birth for their citizen’s health care bills.

·To Prevent Biological Epidemics, (ie. Measles, Tuberculosis, Aids, Whooping Cough, Bird Flu, etc…) US Medical facilities will treat the Non-Insured non-American Patients one time, if possible. Then later, send the medical bills to the patient’s Country of Birth for financial reimbursements.

·Wherein if that Non-Insured non-American patient’s Country of Birth refuses to pay the medical costs for their citizen, the US will have no choice than to deport that non-American patient back to their Country of Birth, unless another means to pay for the medical bills can be found in short time. …

·Wherein if that Non-Insured non-American patient’s Country of Birth refuses to accept their citizens being deported by the US, the US will have no choice than to adjust US Products Import and Export Tariffs with that Country in question. …

Section 8: This bill shall go into effect 91 days after passage.

So you'll the one who posted "is Google making us stupid?" Didn't you read the warning? Next time try practicing Reiki longer before reading this thread.

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Wishful Thinking of a dream turned into an ESPN Sports TV Segment: "For The Love Of The Game"


Transcript:
Inside the special meeting place for special members, DaNCO enters and sits at the conference table where a conversation is in progress. …

DNC2000:As I see it, ...After a few seconds of deeply layered calculations, I have deduced that LeBron would have to join the Chicago Bulls if he wants to be on a 2010 NBA Champion Team!

DaCON:Why would you say that?

DaNCO:Sir, I know why he says that, sir …LeBron wants a championship ring, and the Chicago Bulls do have a great first half team.

DaCON:Yeah, but they seem to run out of steam midway through the third quarter. Thus putting the strain of winning the game on the shoulders of Rose, Noah, and Deng.

MR R:So why don’t LeBron just stay put? His team did reach the 2009 Conference Finals.
DaCON:And look what happened. They got beat easily by the Orlando Magic team, whom in turn went on to get a beat-down by the L.A. Lakers.

DNC2000:That’s true. According to the posted stats Orlando should have given L.A. a better run for their money.

MR R:Somebody help me out here. I still don’t see why this guy LeBron should go to Chicago?

DaNCO:Sir, I’ll tell you why, sir. Dah Bulls second stringers run out of steam by half time. Only a few first stringers have what it takes to pull extra Chi-energy out of their opponents during the second half of the game. This lack of energy for the Bulls is most notable during the second half when the team has to make an offensive stand. The Bulls don’t have anybody under the basket blocking out the other team when they shoot a basket. Thus letting the opponent teams rebounding control the games tempo.

DNC2000:Right now the Chicago Bulls only have Rose and Noah, the equivalent of one Scottie Pippins. With LeBron joining the Bulls, the Bulls would also have many possible offensive and defensive weapons.

DNC2000 pushes a button on the nearby remote controller. The large wall screen displayed the following:

With Rose and Noah= Scottie Pippins
With Rose, Bosh, and Wade= Scottie Pippins and B.J. Armstrong
With Rose, Bosh, and LeBron = Scottie Pippins and Horace Grant
With LeBron, Wade, and Bosh= Michael Jordan
With Noah, LeBron, and Bosh = Dennis Rodman

DaCON (sarcastically): So let me se if I understand you correctly. If the Bulls had Rose + Noah + LeBron + Wade + Bosh on the same team, then basically one would have rebuilt a re-imagined 1998 Chicago NBA Championship Team.

MR R: If you say so, … Hey D’Anco, what team will LeBron choose? Will it be the team with the most money to give him, or the team with the best team spirit?

D’Anco: Neither, … he’s going to an NBA team that has just enough money to pick players to guarantee a high percentage of offensive and defensive rebounds. Plus sign a two year contract for less money so as to see if the team players can develop some sort of championship winning chemistry.

Just then, the Host enters the room and over the head of the oval shaped table. The wall screen quickly goes blank.

HOST: I’m glad to see everyone here is ready to deal with the topics at hand. I heard that Wade and Bosh are committing to play for the Miami Heat.

[Loud Gasping Sounds]

HOST:Interestingly enough, they have yet to sign contracts.

DaCON:Hmmm, ...sounds like a trap to me. As I see it, they just want LeBron to sign with Miami first, so they can sign with Chicago!

D'Anco:Oh, ...on the contrary, ...they're just waiting for LeBron to sign Chicago so they can follow suit. But by then it will be too late. Because the Bulls will have signed Lee to fill Bosh's place. ...

HOST:On that note, … let’s take a small recess now. Oh, …and while all of you are on break, think about these questions;

“Should any US Sports Team (Professional or Educational) be allowed, or be used to express politics in the games without any repercussions?"

"Should the Phoenix Suns NBA Team with their suffered like Tommie Smith and John Carlos did with their 1968 Olympics Black Power salute, when the team wore a special team suit to express their concerns about the Arizona Illegal Law?"

Also, ...should the K-12 Sport Couch be penalized for denying kids a chance in playing in a possible once in a lifetime event by making that team not attend a championship game so rightly deserving? ...

Wishful Thinking of a Movie Titled:




Premise:
(Based on a true-life incident in the Gulf of Mexico.)


A Movie Czar decides to do a documentary film on the oil spill in the gulf. After many attempts to get permission to dive into the area from the Too-Big-Too-Fail Oil Company in charge of the clearing up the oil incident, the Movie Czar realizes the oil company is hiding something from the public.

So without the knowledge of anyone out side his very small company, the Movie Czar takes one of his privately owned undersea vehicles to investigate ground zero. When the Czar’s sea vehicle gets close enough to film the capped oil well, the crew finds the Newly Made-In-China Oil Cap was still spewing oil.


Captain: I thought the oil company said there was no leak!

Movie Czar: You really shouldn’t be surprised at all. This Too-Big-Too-Fail Oil Company has a habit of not telling the truth. Remember, this Too-Big-Too-Fail Oil Company kept vital info from the government letting their spokesperson talk to the press without a clue to the oil spill.

Captain: Well sir, … if this oil cap is still leaking oil, …then where in the World is the televised non-leaking well?


The Movie Czar just shrugs his shoulders with disappointment. …


Meanwhile somewhere off the shores of Great Britain, the Sea Captain in charge of remote controlled deep sea vehicles, has just received temporary good news from his Radioman. …


Radioman: Aye Captain, they said this temporary deep-sea operation might be over soon. There’s a forecast of a big storm coming sooner than they thought.

Sea Captain: Are you sure Too-Big-Too-Fail Oil Company Head-Dogs say move the main underwater camera over a few feet?

Radioman: Aye Captain.


The Sea Captain realizes the Pilot of the underwater vehicles was looking at him for orders.


Sea Captain (To Pilot): You heard the man, …move the main underwater camera over a few feet away from the breakaway oil cap.


The Sea Captain grabs the intercom hand-mike.


Sea Captain (Smirking): Listen up people …Operation Top-Kill is almost over!


The Sea Captain thinking to himself, “ Yers sir, ahead of schedule, and just before the 2010 Sep Mid-Term US Congressional Elections! …