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Fallout from N. Korea's Nuclear Testing

post #1 of 30
5/26/09 at 8:36pm
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I think it may have backfired on Kim Jong Il. Observe:

Holy crap what the fuck is on his neck kill it kill it kill it with fire.
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post #2 of 30
5/27/09 at 7:22am
The Hunchneck of Pyongyang.

On a serious note, does anyone think that North Korea have really gone off the deep end this time or is this just business as usual?
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post #3 of 30
5/27/09 at 10:21am
All Praise To Hypnotoad
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post #4 of 30
5/27/09 at 10:23am
Looks like the Russians are taking this very seriously. If I were the Chinese, I would be dealing this this....unless they don't mind their southern lands glowing in the night.
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post #5 of 30
5/28/09 at 4:01pm
Time to put on "Team America:World Police" again.
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post #6 of 30
5/28/09 at 4:29pm
I'd say that bump looks a too Manitou for any good to come of it.
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post #7 of 30
5/28/09 at 5:14pm
eyeball wins
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post #8 of 30
5/28/09 at 5:17pm
The Host 2 footage?
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post #9 of 30
5/31/09 at 11:55pm
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post #10 of 30
6/18/09 at 6:15pm
Great, now Kim's boil is going to throw some missles at Hawaii.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090618/...e/us_us_nkorea

If NK does do this how does the USA not consider it an act of war and retaliate?
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post #11 of 30
6/18/09 at 8:40pm
maybe he's just trying to nuke garbage island...
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post #12 of 30
6/18/09 at 10:06pm
The saddest part is that if he did fling one of his makeshift, cobbled together bottle rockets (and supposing it actually hit the islands) that the retalitory strike would kill millions of innocent people.

The Chinese want North Korea in this mess (despite thinking they can control Kim Jong Crazy) because they don't want a united Korea on their border friendly with the U.S. and in bed militarily so to speak. This ends when the Chinese want it to end.
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post #13 of 30
6/18/09 at 10:11pm
They are gonna drop it off in Hawaii, only to have it not go off until some random blond woman accidentally trips, falls down a long hole, and lands on it with a rock.

Edit to say: I'm sorry if you really get blown up, Hawaii.
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post #14 of 30
6/18/09 at 10:12pm
I wonder about a lot of stuff throughout the course of any given day, but what I wonder about the most is what made these people think the way they do.

Seriously. A whole bunch of them are sitting in a room, one stands up and says, "I know! Lets fire a missile towards Hawaii!"

How the fuck do you come up with something like that.
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post #15 of 30
6/18/09 at 10:45pm
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Originally Posted by The Closer View Post
I wonder about a lot of stuff throughout the course of any given day, but what I wonder about the most is what made these people think the way they do.

Seriously. A whole bunch of them are sitting in a room, one stands up and says, "I know! Lets fire a missile towards Hawaii!"

How the fuck do you come up with something like that.
In all seriousness, its really more to torment Japan, saying "hawaii" just means they can fire it PAST Japan.
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post #16 of 30
6/18/09 at 11:16pm
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Are you guys trying to politicize my thread mocking a growth on a mans neck?
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post #17 of 30
6/18/09 at 11:28pm
Can't we do both?
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post #18 of 30
6/18/09 at 11:32pm
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hrmph.


I guess.
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post #19 of 30
6/18/09 at 11:33pm
Still, I'd be askeerd to pop that thing with a lawn dart.
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post #20 of 30
6/18/09 at 11:39pm
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Something tells me if you stuck a needle in it, it would be like doing the same thing to a water balloon. Except that ain't water mister.

In regards to recent news, was it over when the Koreans attacked Pearl Harbor?
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post #21 of 30
6/18/09 at 11:41pm
Seriously, what would be the US response if they fired "something" near Hawaii just as a test?
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post #22 of 30
6/18/09 at 11:50pm
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Seriously, what would be the US response if they fired "something" near Hawaii just as a test?
They'd issue sanctions against Jong's neck growth.
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post #23 of 30
6/18/09 at 11:50pm
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
Seriously, what would be the US response if they fired "something" near Hawaii just as a test?
Whatever the response, I don't think it would be pretty. Regardless, the U.S. would never let an aggressive maneuver like that go un-retaliated, no matter who was in office.
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post #24 of 30
6/19/09 at 9:55am
In some unrelated news: President Obama has reduced the sale price of his Grandmothers house in Hawaii.
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post #25 of 30
6/19/09 at 10:06am
Maybe he is growing a "goody little two shoes" Kim ala Army of Darkness.


I love the idea of Kim Jong Il trapped in a windmill, smashing into a mirror then being tormented by tiny little versions of himself in a bizzare parrody of Gulliver's Travels.

"You wanta some...er...hot chocorate? Grorrious Reader gonna give ew some Hot Chocorate!"
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post #26 of 30
6/24/09 at 10:45am
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090624/...koreas_nuclear

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SEOUL, South Korea – North Korea threatened Wednesday to wipe the United States off the map as Washington and its allies watched for signs the regime will launch a series of missiles in the coming days.
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post #27 of 30
6/24/09 at 11:18am
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post #28 of 30
6/24/09 at 1:03pm
And in related news I now threaten to wipe all whales off the face of the earth. Because that is just as likely to happen.

I will almost miss old Kim Jong. We don't have that many crazy bastards left in this world. What a nutjob! He would have trouble conquering Singapore let alone the US, Japan, South Korea, etc.
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post #29 of 30
6/24/09 at 1:04pm
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So, how many threats like that until some country shows N. Korea just how easy it would be to turn them into glass?
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post #30 of 30
6/24/09 at 1:18pm
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So, how many threats like that until some country shows N. Korea just how easy it would be to turn them into glass?
I doubt that South Korea would not like the idea too much to be turned into glass as well by proxy.

Though these nutjobs are more clever than your standard world leading insurance company. Not that this should raise any eyebrow nowadays.

Global Insurance Scam By North Korea Outlined.
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