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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
I don't care very much about matadors being gored, but I care even less about fucking animals. I'm stuck between two warring schools of thought!
That doesn't mean what it sounds like does it?
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I can't breathe
I know.
post #302 of 342
Thread Starter 
He actually got gored by the bull 2 times, then his dad stepped in and got gored as well!

"Boy Matador - 12 - Gored during Bullfight !"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-7Ld...eature=related

Child and animal abuse at the same time!
post #303 of 342
Yesssssssssssss.
post #304 of 342
Cap, do you have any videos with audio? I'm dying to know if the crowd cheers when the bull scores a point. Carrot Top used to joke that a wreck in Nascar was like a touchdown in football, but I don't think he was telling the truth.
post #305 of 342
Yikes! Just saw this one today:

http://deadspin.com/5544844/bullfigh...right-for-bull



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The Seville bullfighter Julio Aparicio, who came to cut two ears in the Plaza de Nimes France, has suffered this afternoon Sales a chilling gore when the first bull was fighting for your lot. Fuck you surprised half the task of crutch, when I went to test the bull by the horn left. After the first muletazo encountered with the hindquarters of the bull, has been dropped and when it was rising instinctively inferred the bull gored him in the chin that has passed through the mouth.
post #306 of 342
Now that's the first image on here that made me wince and I don't know why the others didn't.

Never the less my mind throws out two movie references the moment I saw that. The first is Hot Fuzz's "I'm going to need Lots of ice cream" seen with Timothy Dalton. The second is the wacked out party scene in Jacob's Ladder where Tim Robbins sees Elizabeth Peña dancing with a demon/devil figure.
post #307 of 342
Thread Starter 
Wow, I get a really busy week at work and look what I missed! That's a pretty shocking picture, it almost doesn't look real although it is.

We have one kind of similar on the previous page, but this one is just brutal and involves and actual bullfighter.

Here is the video btw;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b9hw8hl3vk
post #308 of 342
Best video yet.

Reminds me of Lewis Black's Janet Jackson/"Show that tit again!" skit.
post #309 of 342
That was some nice aiming from the bull.
post #310 of 342
If I lived in ancient Rome, you can bet that I'd be sitting as close as possible (women were not allowed to sit close, sadly) for the first TIGER V. LION fights of the day. Back then there were more animals and people didn't understand about extinction so it was ok.

These days though? It's nothing more and nothing less than animal torture as entertainment. This bull "fighter" deserved what he got, no question about it. Sad part is that the bull probably still died anyway
post #311 of 342
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
If I lived in ancient Rome, you can bet that I'd be sitting as close as possible (women were not allowed to sit close, sadly) for the first TIGER V. LION fights of the day. Back then there were more animals and people didn't understand about extinction so it was ok.

These days though? It's nothing more and nothing less than animal torture as entertainment. This bull "fighter" deserved what he got, no question about it. Sad part is that the bull probably still died anyway
I don't think extinction has anything to do with any cultural shift in the way we view animal bloodsports. Bulls aren't an endangered species.

I think it could have more to do with the fact that us modern folks see it as less than a fair fight when a bullfighter goes up against a bull. It still takes balls to stand before an angry bull, and there's still drama in that of course, but the win/loss record tells the real story of the risk a toreador takes.

Nowadays human beings have many other ways to show their courage by entering sporting scenarios which risk their lives without resorting to torturing a beast so it seems unnecessarily cruel almost to the point of cowardice.
post #312 of 342
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I don't think extinction has anything to do with any cultural shift in the way we view animal bloodsports. Bulls aren't an endangered species.

I think it could have more to do with the fact that us modern folks see it as less than a fair fight when a bullfighter goes up against a bull. It still takes balls to stand before an angry bull, and there's still drama in that of course, but the win/loss record tells the real story of the risk a toreador takes.

Nowadays human beings have many other ways to show their courage by entering sporting scenarios which risk their lives without resorting to torturing a beast so it seems unnecessarily cruel almost to the point of cowardice.
Good points, and I was mostly kidding about the colosseum fights. I think they were not a good idea, *but* if you transported me to ancient Rome I'd still go.

Bull fighting is super lame. It's not even a contest. It's about as sporting as crab stomping, except for when the bull gets in a lucky shot.
post #313 of 342
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Originally Posted by Bucho View Post
Nowadays human beings have many other ways to show their courage by entering sporting scenarios which risk their lives without resorting to torturing a beast so it seems unnecessarily cruel almost to the point of cowardice.
Well said.
post #314 of 342
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Nowadays human beings have many other ways to show their courage by entering sporting scenarios which risk their lives...
Soon we'll have Rollerball, Futuresport, Deathrace...
post #315 of 342
^ Don't forget Running Man.
post #316 of 342
I'm trying really hard to forget Running Man.
post #317 of 342
Thread Starter 
We're baaaaaack ... Festival de San Fermin ... today ...




Ole!

post #318 of 342
Ah the running of the bulls..
A form of Natural Selection.
I'd be okay with the running of the bulls if they weren't going to end up being killed in the ring by some frilly little douche bag with a sock stuffed down his pants.
post #319 of 342
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post

Look at all those brands. Disgusting.
post #320 of 342
Thread Starter 
The bull uprising starts again ...

post #321 of 342
I like the guy on the right. "FUCK THIS NOISE, JACK"
post #322 of 342
Those poor bulls deserve any revenge they can get, it's disgusting what we humans do to other animals.
post #323 of 342
Cue crazy christian taking offense to your "other animals" comment.
post #324 of 342
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Originally Posted by Greg David View Post
Cue crazy christian taking offense to your "other animals" comment.
Where, where???
post #325 of 342
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Originally Posted by Greg David View Post
Cue crazy christian taking offense to your "other animals" comment.
No, as the resident Christian I'm totally cool with it.

Here on page 7 of this legendary thread, I regret only that I wasn't a member before dreary louse was banned, because I'd like to rip that imbecile a new asshole. Alas, twas not to be.

But seriously, you torture an animal for entertainment? You deserve to get your nutsack ripped open.
post #326 of 342
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No, as the resident Christian I'm totally cool with it.
Yeah, but you're not crazy.

I guess there actually aren't a lot of crazy christians 'round this neck of the Internet.
post #327 of 342
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Originally Posted by MatthewH. View Post
But seriously, you torture an animal for entertainment? You deserve to get your nutsack ripped open.
Isn't that from the lost page of Pauls letter to the Corinthians?
post #328 of 342
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Originally Posted by Greg David View Post
Yeah, but you're not crazy.

I guess there actually aren't a lot of crazy christians 'round this neck of the Internet.
Crazy? I'll show you crazy, you bastard: I don't like Obama's politics. Now what? Oh, wait, no, you were right.
post #329 of 342
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Isn't that from the lost page of Pauls letter to the Corinthians?
Yeah, that's a direct quote from the Apocrypha.
post #330 of 342
And in other news.... YAY!!! Every now and then humans decide to stop being asswipes for a few minutes.


Catalonia Bans Bullfighting
post #331 of 342
How much of an ass would one have to be to publicly fight this measure?
post #332 of 342
Thread Starter 
This picture is so sad, I don't want to even embed it on this thread.

http://fotos.noticias24.com/fotos/lavista/25563
post #333 of 342
Yay Catalonia!

Fuck that picture!
post #334 of 342
I know Cap is the main driver of this thread, but it looks like he may not have seen this video yet:

Bull leaps into crowd

And maybe this guy should have put his camera down a few seconds earlier to get his freaking kid out of the way...

...

More of the story here:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...owd-Spain.html
post #335 of 342
Oh, that is fucking AWESOME! In the truest sense of the word.

I can't believe how fast that fucker gets up there.

Also, why kill the poor thing? Just because he finally won one? Fucking assholes. Let him roam a pasture with pride.
post #336 of 342
Yeah, there's finally a bull that will take the godforsaken spectacle *interactive* and they put it down. It's a damn shame.
post #337 of 342
I just found that video extremely sad. Freaking thing just wanted to get out of there. Fuck humanity.

also - I love the massive amounts of kids in those pictures. wtf
post #338 of 342
Thread Starter 

Haven't posted in a while, here are some new horrifying bull fighting pics ... this time torera Conchi Rios;

 

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post #339 of 342

Awww... his shoe came off.

post #340 of 342
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Originally Posted by Ninhead View Post

Awww... his shoe came off.


I'm fairly certain you need to look a little closer at those pics because I am also fairly certain that isn't the first time that bullfighter has taken something hard between the legs.

 

post #341 of 342
Thread Starter 

Yeah Conchi Rios is a female bullfighter;

 

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post #342 of 342

It's always nice seeing my boys give those assholes some justice.

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