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post #1 of 54
6/9/09 at 1:54pm
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People do some pretty evil shit to animals. This worthless piece of crap threw a kitten into an oven and turned it to 'High'. How could anyone do what this chick did is beyond me.


Read about it here...
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post #2 of 54
6/9/09 at 1:58pm
No time to read the article, but (appeasing Lamia joke)

Also, I hope she skinned it first; burning hair smells awful.
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post #3 of 54
6/9/09 at 1:59pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
No time to read the article, but (appeasing Lamia joke)

Also, I hope she skinned it first; burning hair smells awful.
I hope that's gallows humor man...
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post #4 of 54
6/9/09 at 2:00pm
Isn't this one of the sociopath warning signs?
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post #5 of 54
6/9/09 at 2:00pm
What a cunt.
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post #6 of 54
6/9/09 at 2:06pm
Seriously, everyone knows that if you put it on high you're just going to burn your meal.
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post #7 of 54
6/9/09 at 2:07pm
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Besides roasting the kitten, Cherry and her friend allegedly slashed Hernandez's furniture, unscrewed light bulbs and threw bleach on the walls, Pentangelo said.
They also stole all of her dvds and some packages of noodles.

It's cool though, she said it was all just a joke.
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post #8 of 54
6/9/09 at 2:09pm
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Originally Posted by Devildoubt View Post
I hope that's gallows humor man...
Cats don't have gallows.

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post #9 of 54
6/9/09 at 2:13pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello View Post
Seriously, everyone knows that if you put it on high you're just going to burn your meal.
Yeah, that just dries it out. And nothing's worse than a dry pussy.
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post #10 of 54
6/9/09 at 2:15pm
Alright, close this thread.

Nothing better can come out of it now that Bob just smashed his way through it.
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post #11 of 54
6/9/09 at 2:16pm
Ironically, the cat's name was Firecrotch.
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post #12 of 54
6/9/09 at 2:17pm
And obviously, it wasn't Hot Stuff, the Fire Cat.
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post #13 of 54
6/9/09 at 2:19pm
Holy crap. I never thought a CGI cat could look like a date rapist, but there you go.
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post #14 of 54
6/9/09 at 2:25pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello View Post
Holy crap. I never thought a CGI cat could look like a date rapist, but there you go.
You can almost see it saying "It's not rape if she doesn't feel anything." It just needs a polo shirt with the collar popped up to complete the picture.
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post #15 of 54
6/9/09 at 2:33pm
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
You can almost see it saying "It's not rape if she doesn't feel anything." It just needs a polo shirt with the collar popped up to complete the picture.
Nah, the cat is much more thinking of: " Trust me, she won't feel the rape if she's covered with fresh 3rd degree burns"
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post #16 of 54
6/9/09 at 2:33pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Why is this image so terrifying? It...it shouldn't be...right? His eyes are freaking me the fuck out.
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post #17 of 54
6/9/09 at 2:36pm
For further stories of Human Filth...
http://www.dreamindemon.com/
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post #18 of 54
6/9/09 at 2:46pm
I love cats. This is horrible.
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post #19 of 54
6/9/09 at 2:51pm
How do we know this cat wasn't an absolute prick? Maybe he deserved it.
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post #20 of 54
6/9/09 at 2:52pm
Maybe this person was cursed by a Gypsy woman and had to appease a goat-headed demon?
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post #21 of 54
6/9/09 at 3:13pm
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Originally Posted by Gabe Powers View Post
Maybe this person was cursed by a Gypsy woman and had to appease a goat-headed demon?
Sorry dude, Phil beat you to it at Post #2.
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post #22 of 54
6/9/09 at 3:19pm
Post smarter, not harder, Gabe.

I don't love cats, but for the record, Tabby's already dead. No amount of po-faced solemnity can bring him/her back. If Devildoubt posted that someone was currently THINKING about putting a cat in an oven, I'd take that shit mad seriously.
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post #23 of 54
6/9/09 at 3:22pm
I wanted to make that joke so bad I didn't even read the other posts. I thought Devin said no one saw that movie.
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post #24 of 54
6/9/09 at 3:29pm
NO ONE BUT US*.

*And me. Tonight.
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post #25 of 54
6/9/09 at 3:32pm
I know the cat's already dead, but the horrible part is that he didn't marinate it for 48 hours in a Ziplock bag. I just like telling people I love cats.
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post #26 of 54
6/9/09 at 3:36pm
I hate cats, this is great.
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post #27 of 54
6/9/09 at 3:43pm
I'm very disappointed Dreary Louse hasn't ham-fisted his way through this thread yet.
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post #28 of 54
6/9/09 at 4:24pm
Will no one think of the lobsters?!?!?
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post #29 of 54
6/9/09 at 4:39pm
Cats aren't as tasty as lobsters. Refused.
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post #30 of 54
6/9/09 at 4:48pm
The court should force this cunt to buy her a new kitten.

...name it Sizzle.
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post #31 of 54
6/9/09 at 5:03pm

It's not dead, but it IS really pissed off.
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post #32 of 54
6/9/09 at 7:42pm
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Originally Posted by ogre View Post
I'm very disappointed Dreary Louse hasn't ham-fisted his way through this thread yet.
You people are all sick fucks! This poor human girl might go to jail and you're all bitching and moaning about some stupid kitten, which clearly didn't have feelings.
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post #33 of 54
6/9/09 at 8:35pm
Shit. Not even one NEDM reference?
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post #34 of 54
6/9/09 at 8:48pm
You know this thread is a moral vacuum when even Werewolf Girl gets in on the act!
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post #35 of 54
6/9/09 at 9:10pm
Next up on Weekend Get Aways.......

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post #36 of 54
6/9/09 at 9:48pm
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Shit. Not even one NEDM reference?
.......What did I just look at there?
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post #37 of 54
6/10/09 at 12:28am
I sincerely hope someone puts her in an oven and cooks her alive.
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post #38 of 54
6/10/09 at 12:38am
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Originally Posted by Devildoubt View Post
People do some pretty evil shit to animals. This worthless piece of crap threw a kitten into an oven and turned it to 'High'. How could anyone do what this chick did is beyond me.


Read about it here...
Honestly what did you hope to achieve in this thread other than either the moral black hole of hilarity it's become or having a hundred chewers come in with variations of 'yeah I know isn't it awful'. The worlds a fucked up place and it's because there's a lot of fucked up members of our species fucking it up.*



*some may ask me a similair question about my Tiennanmen thread, but at least that had the (failed) oppurtunity of becoming a discussion about China, it's behaviour, it's place in the world and relationship to the west. Where else could this thread have gone other than where it has?
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post #39 of 54
6/10/09 at 12:58am
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
Honestly what did you hope to achieve in this thread other than either the moral black hole of hilarity it's become or having a hundred chewers come in with variations of 'yeah I know isn't it awful'. The worlds a fucked up place and it's because there's a lot of fucked up members of our species fucking it up.*



*some may ask me a similair question about my Tiennanmen thread, but at least that had the (failed) oppurtunity of becoming a discussion about China, it's behaviour, it's place in the world and relationship to the west. Where else could this thread have gone other than where it has?
I was pissed off and I wanted to throw that out in the universe to see what would come out.
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post #40 of 54
6/10/09 at 1:05am
...at chud - this is what comes out.
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post #41 of 54
6/10/09 at 1:45am
I think if these threads about evil shit happening have a point at all it's just to remind us of what is truly evil. It may not accomplish much for all of us to get together and talk about how horrible something is but it's a lot better and a lot more human than just ignoring it or being okay with it. I feel like if you don't at least say something when you see something wrong in the world you're almost as accountable as the person doing it.
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post #42 of 54
6/10/09 at 1:57am
"When they came for the cats, I said nothing; I was not a cat..."
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post #43 of 54
6/10/09 at 3:50am
I just want to know what the CHUD furry community thinks of this.
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post #44 of 54
6/10/09 at 4:02am
Maybe the cat was Jewish.
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post #45 of 54
6/10/09 at 4:29am
Hell, at least the police didn't get involved...

Police in Blue Ash, Ohio have shot dead a Chihuahua cross dog, but only after first tasing it.

5 year old Jack was the pet of the Bullock family, who bought the dog several years ago for their now 12 year old son. While the Bullock’s were out, Jack got out, and that’s where the police became involved.

If tasing and shooting a small 5 pound dog isn’t bad enough, the way the family found out about it was worse again. On returning home, they found three bullets and blood splattered over their front porch, along with a note to call the police about their dog.

To keep this in perspective, we’re talking about a chihuahua here with zero history of violence, who lived in a home with a 12 year old child and a 5 year old, and despite coming to the attention of police for getting out, was shot none the less on the front porch of the home it lived in.

Scott Bullock told local media that he couldn’t understand why they didn’t call the SPCA. “They didn’t make that phone call other than to come scoop the dog off the porch after they shot him. Two grown men that can’t gather up a five-pound dog – and they’re trained police officers – sounds ridiculous to me.”

The police officers claim that the dog bit them, and the local police department claim that the officers handled the situation according to department policy.

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post #46 of 54
6/10/09 at 4:58am
This sentence is the answer to your Why Post This Stuff query, Rain Dog.

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we’re talking about a chihuahua here with zero history of violence,
That's likely to be the funniest thing I read all week.
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post #47 of 54
6/10/09 at 5:01am
Seriously, what kind of fuckwit tasers and then feeds lead into a fucking chihuahua? That's some fucked up shit. I mean at least the Bull Dreary is so enthusiastic about wanting to see die in spasms of pain had something of a chance.
Even if a Chihuahua did wig the fuck out and go postal on you there is a limit to how much damage the thing is going to do. Id' say it would be comparable to a particularly abundant amount of mosquito bites, or maybe stepping on something spikey at the beach?
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post #48 of 54
6/10/09 at 5:03am
You people are acting like you've never watched the renowned historical documentary Monty Python And The Holy Grail. Were the cops supposed to wait until after the hell-beast had already mutilated them before acting? I say bravo to them for handling it without even having to use a Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch.
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post #49 of 54
6/10/09 at 5:09am
well, that was different.
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post #50 of 54
6/10/09 at 5:29am
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
Hell, at least the police didn't get involved...

Police in Blue Ash, Ohio have shot dead a Chihuahua cross dog, but only after first tasing it.

5 year old Jack was the pet of the Bullock family, who bought the dog several years ago for their now 12 year old son. While the Bullock’s were out, Jack got out, and that’s where the police became involved.

If tasing and shooting a small 5 pound dog isn’t bad enough, the way the family found out about it was worse again. On returning home, they found three bullets and blood splattered over their front porch, along with a note to call the police about their dog.

To keep this in perspective, we’re talking about a chihuahua here with zero history of violence, who lived in a home with a 12 year old child and a 5 year old, and despite coming to the attention of police for getting out, was shot none the less on the front porch of the home it lived in.

Scott Bullock told local media that he couldn’t understand why they didn’t call the SPCA. “They didn’t make that phone call other than to come scoop the dog off the porch after they shot him. Two grown men that can’t gather up a five-pound dog – and they’re trained police officers – sounds ridiculous to me.”

The police officers claim that the dog bit them, and the local police department claim that the officers handled the situation according to department policy.
I refuse to believe that is real.
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