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Still love Jurassic Park, some odd noticeable errors aside, its still solid. Effects, score, thrills... all gold. Jeff Goldblum always, ALWAYS makes me laugh. The crazy animal hunter guy... "QUIET! They're approaching the T-Rex paddock." ahaha! "They got out!" *takes his hat off and puts it by his heart* HA! "Clever girl."
The Lost World however... well, I like it and I think its fun up until they hit the compound on the island, when Vaughn's character calls for help. That whole Raptor vs. the people scene is terrible. "Hey you!" *raptor turns, girl does gymnastics, flips and knocks the raptor out the window.* ahahah what the fuck? I don't think the Raptor would have just been like, "oh someones calling me? cool. what do you need? Oh cool, flips! I'll watch for a bit rather then killing and eating this man really quickly that i've been chasing."
And then when they get to the mainland thats when the movie falls apart. I find it hard to believe they would have left the T-Rex locked down out in the open on the boat. They had an underground mini-paddock so why not strap it down down there and close those big doors on it? And how did the T-Rex kill everyone on board? I find it hard too believe as well that they weren't fully armed with tranquilizers and other ammunition just in case. And how did the men in the control room die? How did the T-Rex get inside there? The doors showed no damage and were too small. No distress signal? Don't stop the boat dead in the water?
"The baby is in a secure location." They just drive in? Literally. They just pull right up to it.
I'm not sure if the mainland stuff was in the book but I hear Crichton didn't want to write a sequel to Jurassic Park until Spielberg basically forced him too so he could make another movie. So I could totally see Crichton saying "fuck you" and adding in a completely terrible chapter and ending like that.
I haven't seen JP3 in a long time but I do remember enjoying it for the basicness that it is. Though a better idea (plot involves a kid, what a surprise Spielberg!) would have been to see that InGen setup a new outpost or science lab on Site B and are doing experiments and genetic mutations on the dinosaurs. I don't really know where they could go exactly with that but I remember I got that feeling from the trailer. That that was what they were going to do. But nope, it was just a kid needs rescued movie with a few new dinos.
Is JP4 still happening?
Still love Jurassic Park, some odd noticeable errors aside, its still solid. Effects, score, thrills... all gold. Jeff Goldblum always, ALWAYS makes me laugh. The crazy animal hunter guy... "QUIET! They're approaching the T-Rex paddock." ahaha! "They got out!" *takes his hat off and puts it by his heart* HA! "Clever girl."
The Lost World however... well, I like it and I think its fun up until they hit the compound on the island, when Vaughn's character calls for help. That whole Raptor vs. the people scene is terrible. "Hey you!" *raptor turns, girl does gymnastics, flips and knocks the raptor out the window.* ahahah what the fuck? I don't think the Raptor would have just been like, "oh someones calling me? cool. what do you need? Oh cool, flips! I'll watch for a bit rather then killing and eating this man really quickly that i've been chasing."
And then when they get to the mainland thats when the movie falls apart. I find it hard to believe they would have left the T-Rex locked down out in the open on the boat. They had an underground mini-paddock so why not strap it down down there and close those big doors on it? And how did the T-Rex kill everyone on board? I find it hard too believe as well that they weren't fully armed with tranquilizers and other ammunition just in case. And how did the men in the control room die? How did the T-Rex get inside there? The doors showed no damage and were too small. No distress signal? Don't stop the boat dead in the water?
"The baby is in a secure location." They just drive in? Literally. They just pull right up to it.
I'm not sure if the mainland stuff was in the book but I hear Crichton didn't want to write a sequel to Jurassic Park until Spielberg basically forced him too so he could make another movie. So I could totally see Crichton saying "fuck you" and adding in a completely terrible chapter and ending like that.
I haven't seen JP3 in a long time but I do remember enjoying it for the basicness that it is. Though a better idea (plot involves a kid, what a surprise Spielberg!) would have been to see that InGen setup a new outpost or science lab on Site B and are doing experiments and genetic mutations on the dinosaurs. I don't really know where they could go exactly with that but I remember I got that feeling from the trailer. That that was what they were going to do. But nope, it was just a kid needs rescued movie with a few new dinos.
Is JP4 still happening?







(how is that even possible? thats like dividing by zero)


