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Barack Obama: Fly-Killing Badass

post #1 of 35
6/17/09 at 11:57am
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http://gawker.com/5293031/barack-oba...yline=true&s=i
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post #2 of 35
6/17/09 at 12:11pm
That thing was a FLY?!?!? Looked a little big for a fly. But yeah, that was ninja like as the article states. Makes Bush's shoe dodge look little league.
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post #3 of 35
6/17/09 at 1:51pm
He must have pissed off a gypsy.
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post #4 of 35
6/17/09 at 1:56pm
It's so weird getting used to the fact that America has someone with the coordination and thinking capacity of a grown man in office again.
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post #5 of 35
6/17/09 at 1:57pm
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Originally Posted by Clarence Boddicker View Post
He must have pissed off a gypsy.
He definitely pissed off Nick.
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post #6 of 35
6/17/09 at 2:06pm
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks View Post
Makes Bush's shoe dodge look little league.
I don't know man, that shoe dodge was pretty impressive. Remember that he dodged it twice in place, then he laughed at his attacker all the while the secret service guys were playing with their Nintendo DS.

But yeah, this fly killing ability seems handy and very lethal. I like.
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post #7 of 35
6/17/09 at 2:08pm
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
It's so weird getting used to the fact that America has someone with the coordination and thinking capacity of a grown man in office again.
Shit, when was the last time we had that?
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post #8 of 35
6/17/09 at 3:10pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
Shit, when was the last time we had that?
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post #9 of 35
6/17/09 at 7:22pm
Since Abe.
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post #10 of 35
6/17/09 at 7:54pm
I was going to say Roosevelt, but then I forgot about the whole "coordination" thing.
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post #11 of 35
6/17/09 at 7:54pm
I love the fact that he tells the cameraman he can get a shot of the fly on the floor. Thats just instant cool. Besides, you know if he had missed that fly a few times, Fox would have had a story about Parkinson or something.
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post #12 of 35
6/17/09 at 8:18pm
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Originally Posted by Khaunshar View Post
Besides, you know if he had missed that fly a few times, Fox would have had a story about Parkinson or something.
Instead now they'll just say he kills defenseless animals and gloats about it.
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post #13 of 35
6/17/09 at 8:19pm
PETA weighs in ...
http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/17/peta-s...ling-that-fly/
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post #14 of 35
6/17/09 at 8:20pm
ahahaha
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post #15 of 35
6/17/09 at 8:40pm
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
These guys are barely one degree away from being an Onion article nowadays.
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post #16 of 35
6/17/09 at 9:20pm
And it was for entertainment!

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post #17 of 35
6/17/09 at 9:35pm
Barbarian. I voted "Yes" to Harbinger of Death.
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post #18 of 35
6/17/09 at 9:41pm
Aren't flies buzzing around Obama a daily occurrence?

BAM!



I'm sorry.
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post #19 of 35
6/17/09 at 10:32pm
Jeff Goldblum would not happy with...President Obama, if The President killed his son...Seth Brundle Jr.
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post #20 of 35
6/17/09 at 11:27pm
Pssshht. Call me when he catches one with his eyelashes.
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post #21 of 35
6/18/09 at 12:41am
OMGOMGOMGHE'SSOCOOL.


I'm with Bill Maher. Stop being like Lindsay Lohan and do something.
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post #22 of 35
6/18/09 at 12:43am
Yeah because he's using his ninja skills all day to kill flies and does nothing else.
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post #23 of 35
6/18/09 at 12:52am
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
Yeah because he's using his ninja skills all day to kill flies and does nothing else.
He has a mandate to do major sweeping policy changes, not pose for the cameras and look all cool.

Sorry if I'm not swooning over this.
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post #24 of 35
6/18/09 at 1:12am
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Originally Posted by Pompoussory Estoppel View Post
He has a mandate to do major sweeping policy changes, not pose for the cameras and look all cool.

Sorry if I'm not swooning over this.
As head of state those two objectives go hand in hand.
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post #25 of 35
6/18/09 at 1:16am
Okay. Here's the plan. Take a huge swarm of huge mother fucking flies over to any PETA offices and release them. See hypocrisy ensue.
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post #26 of 35
6/18/09 at 1:20am
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Originally Posted by Pompoussory Estoppel View Post
I'm with Bill Maher. Stop being like Lindsay Lohan and do something.
I don't remember Obama ever showing his cooter, driving drunk or passing out in cars.
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post #27 of 35
6/18/09 at 1:33am
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Originally Posted by Clarence Boddicker View Post
He must have pissed off a gypsy.
One of these days I'll make it to a related thread in to make the first Drag Me to Hell joke.
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post #28 of 35
6/18/09 at 1:38am
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Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
I don't remember Obama ever showing his cooter, driving drunk or passing out in cars.
He's saving that for his second term.
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post #29 of 35
6/18/09 at 2:04am
Now if he'd done that with a pair of chopsitcks...
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post #30 of 35
6/18/09 at 5:20am
What a monster! Did you see him sizing up his prey, savoring the coming kill? Now that he got a taste for death you're on a slippery slope. It won't be long until he starts swatting babies. White babies even.
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post #31 of 35
6/18/09 at 9:06am
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Originally Posted by Pompoussory Estoppel View Post
He has a mandate to do major sweeping policy changes, not pose for the cameras and look all cool.
You don't want our president to look cool? That sounds kind of treasonous.
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post #32 of 35
6/18/09 at 10:50am
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
What a monster! Did you see him sizing up his prey, savoring the coming kill? Now that he got a taste for death you're on a slippery slope. It won't be long until he starts swatting babies. White babies even.
I bet there is an O'reilly script somewhere with the above edited out.
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post #33 of 35
6/18/09 at 11:09am
Actually, the cons will read this story and think, "Damn, those liberals are nutty."
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post #34 of 35
6/18/09 at 11:16am
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
Now if he'd done that with a pair of chopsitcks...
Let's see Rudd pull that off.
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post #35 of 35
6/18/09 at 10:42pm
More from PETA;
http://www.reuters.com/article/wtMos...55H4Z220090618

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But now People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, calling it an "execution," wants the commander-in-chief to show a little more compassion to even "the least sympathetic animals."

"Believe it or not, we've actually been contacted by multiple media outlets wanting to know PETA's official response to the executive insect execution," a blog on the group's website explained. "In a nutshell, our position is this: He isn't the Buddha, he's a human being, and human beings have a long way to go before they think before they act."

The group has sent Obama a device that traps a fly so it can then be released outside.

"We believe that people, where they can be compassionate, should be, for all animals," PETA spokesman Bruce Freidrich explained.
I guess they want him to use this;
http://www.petacatalog.org/prodinfo.asp?number=HP220

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