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post #1 of 33
Thread Starter 
Seriously, young Hollywood, it's not that fucking hard to protect yourself. Starting with NOT MAKING ONE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

All puns in this post were entirely intentional.
post #2 of 33
Who the fuck is Leighton Meester? Sex tapes aren't exciting if there's nobody famous in them.
post #3 of 33
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Originally Posted by RathBandu View Post
Seriously, young Hollywood, it's not that fucking hard to protect yourself. Starting with NOT MAKING ONE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

All puns in this post were entirely intentional.
I wonder if her mother taught her all about footjobs.
post #4 of 33
She's famous. Probably a look-a-like. Just like the disappointing Elijah Wood sex tape.
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post #6 of 33
How old is she again?
post #7 of 33
She's on Gossip Girl, pal. Plus Google exists. Plus magazine covers exist. Plus now possible sex tape exists.
post #8 of 33
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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick View Post
She's famous. Probably a look-a-like. Just like the disappointing Elijah Wood sex tape.
I don't think being on GOSSIP GIRL is enough to qualify one as legitimately famous.
post #9 of 33
I know she's on Gossip Girl. I was just trying to figure out which one she was. All of these tv fucks are pretty much the same.

She's 23. Don't get what the big hubbub is all about.
post #10 of 33
Man, I hate getting schooled by Devin on this shit. I rescind my previous statement. Apologies. SEMI to sorta-famous. Known by some, rather. Interesting to GG fans.
post #11 of 33
LOL Matchstick watches Gossip Girl.
post #12 of 33
Looks like Avatar just got bumped down to third place on my "things I plan on jerking off to this summer" list.
post #13 of 33
She was in that one season of 24 ... where she died in a couple episodes.
post #14 of 33
She was the Britney Spears esque chick on the first season of Entourage too.
post #15 of 33
She wore a bikini on Surface.
post #16 of 33
She was the blonde jailbait that wanted to fuck House.

P.S.: I've heard this guy is the one responsible for the video leaking.

post #17 of 33
You know you're getting old when people with names like Leighton Meester are old enough to have sex tapes. It's just such a mid-90s kindergartener's name.
post #18 of 33
That guy looks like a human weasel. I'm strangely compelled to clock him one.
post #19 of 33
Leighton Meester:


Yeah, I don't know if being on TV is the same as being 'famous'.

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Originally Posted by Orin_Quon View Post
She was the blonde jailbait that wanted to fuck House.

P.S.: I've heard this guy is the one responsible for the video leaking.
Since most won't realise it, I'll acknowlege the joke here.
post #20 of 33
If it is actually Leighton Meester, all well and good. But it's probably Tori Black, uninhibited star of films for the discerning masturbator:



Quite the resemblance, I think.

I must also give props to the joke about Chuck Bass, GOSSIP GIRL's answer to Patrick Bateman (according to Rath, at least).
post #21 of 33
Good for her. Now she is suddenly 1200% more famous than before. Her market value just increased dramatically.
post #22 of 33
Can't believe you guys don't know who she is. She's splashed all over the magazine covers. How could you guys have Meester?
post #23 of 33
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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick View Post
Can't believe you guys don't know who she is. She's splashed all over the magazine covers. How could you guys have Meester?
Never stop posting, Matchstick. We would miss your Leighton talent for puns.
post #24 of 33
LOL Matchstick reads magazines.
post #25 of 33
It gets worse.

I have a subscription to Rolling Stone.

And have Gossip Girl in my Netflix queue.

And laughed through Year One.
post #26 of 33
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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick View Post
And laughed through Year One.
OK now we have a fucking problem.
post #27 of 33
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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick View Post
It gets worse.

I have a subscription to Rolling Stone.

And have Gossip Girl in my Netflix queue.

And laughed through Year One.
You may need to seek professional help.
post #28 of 33
Wow, she was the jailbait from "House". I never made that connection before.

I knew her because I watch Gossip Girl.
post #29 of 33
So I read this entire thread and no sex tape.

Disappointing.
post #30 of 33
The first season of Gossip Girl is pretty entertaining. The second one not so much.
post #31 of 33
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Originally Posted by Bees?! View Post
So I read this entire thread and no sex tape.
Yes there is (NSFW):

http://www.wwtdd.com/enlargedimage/?...&postid=303301
post #32 of 33
I think he's bitching the tape hasn't been posted.
post #33 of 33
We were in Barnes & Noble this weekend, and I made a joke about Lauren Conrad being there tonight to sign copies of her "book". My wife looked at me and said, "Who's Lauren Conrad?" I sort of explained who she was and said she was in the same "fame" league as Heidi and Spencer, and she beautifully added, "Who are Heidi and Spencer?"

"Fame" is no longer A-list, B-list, etc. It needs it's own sub-categories now.
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