CHUD.com Community › Forums › CULTURE, HUMOR, & FREE FORM › Gossip › Perez Hilton Gets a Bloody Nose...
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

Perez Hilton Gets a Bloody Nose...

post #1 of 171
6/22/09 at 1:51pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Perez Hilton says he was punched by Peas' manager
By ROB GILLIES (Associated Press Writer)
From Associated Press
June 22, 2009 12:01 PM EDT
TORONTO - Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton says he got a black eye from the manager of the Black Eyed Peas.

Hilton says he got into argument with Fergie and will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas at a Toronto nightclub early Monday morning and was punched outside the club by Polo Molina, the band's manager.

Toronto Police Constable Tony Vella says Molina turned himself in and has been charged with assault

Hilton tweeted shortly after being punched, claiming in a 4 a.m. posting that: "I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."

Hilton, whose name is real is Mario Lavandeira, said in interview with The Associated Press that he argued with will.i.am after the musician told Hilton not to write about his band on his Web site.

The Manager was out of line in telling Perez that he should not write about his band, and slugging somebody is never a good idea but still....somebody giving that annoyning little twerp a bloody nose gives me much joy.
Reply
post #2 of 171
6/22/09 at 1:57pm
To whom is he tweeting "Please, I need to file a police report"? That's my favorite part.
Reply
post #3 of 171
6/22/09 at 2:13pm
http://twitter.com/perezhilton/

It's so fucking funny to read. Please! Please!

Quote:
I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please.

I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.

Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel.

I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here.
Reply
post #4 of 171
6/22/09 at 2:14pm
Please, someone make things better. Please, someone explain to me how the world works. Is 911 on Twitter? Please.
Reply
post #5 of 171
6/22/09 at 2:21pm
I have avoided this Perez Hilton fellow and now I only wish that the Black Eyed Fists guy had more hate in him.
Reply
post #6 of 171
6/22/09 at 2:23pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex Riviello View Post
http://twitter.com/perezhilton/

It's so fucking funny to read. Please! Please!
The whole thing reads like Balkie freaking the fuck out in the elevator when Slater pulls the gun in True Romance.

"I just want someone to come take me away!"
Reply
post #7 of 171
6/22/09 at 2:32pm
This brightened my day.

His last name is Lavandeira? Portuguese I guess, but in Spanish just switch the 'i' after the 'r' (lavanderia) and his last name means "laundry" (or laundromat).
Reply
post #8 of 171
6/22/09 at 2:36pm
Ugh, he has over a million followers on Twitter. That depresses me.
Reply
post #9 of 171
6/22/09 at 2:37pm
I just bought one of their albums off of Itunes to celebrate this momentous achievement.
Reply
post #10 of 171
6/22/09 at 2:38pm
Can't we just take everyone involved in this, sit them down together in a room, get them talking, and then set the room on fire?
Reply
post #11 of 171
6/22/09 at 2:42pm
Do police routinely cruise Twitter looking for emergencies? Why the fuck is he wasting time posting that shit to his account?
Reply
post #12 of 171
6/22/09 at 2:55pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Miller View Post
Can't we just take everyone involved in this, sit them down together in a room, get them talking, and then set the room on fire?
I'm stealing this.
Reply
post #13 of 171
6/22/09 at 2:57pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dark Shake View Post
Do police routinely cruise Twitter looking for emergencies? Why the fuck is he wasting time posting that shit to his account?
Maybe some of those "real" superheroes should patrol twitter and help morons like this guy.
Reply
post #14 of 171
6/22/09 at 3:03pm
Also- if you can type "I'm in shock" isn't that a sure sign that you're actually not?
Reply
post #15 of 171
6/22/09 at 3:04pm
This is almost as strange as that psuedo-celeb couple that Twittered through giving birth.
Reply
post #16 of 171
6/22/09 at 3:06pm
http://twitter.com/iamtherealwill

will.am.i has something to say about that supposed incident this morning.
Reply
post #17 of 171
6/22/09 at 3:08pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by ElaineBenesNYC
I have run out of toilet paper. Someone please get me a roll from the bathroom closet. I can't reach it from here. Please. about 6 minutes ago from web
Quote:
Originally Posted by twittygenovese
I am being mugged right now. This is not a joke. Please, someone get down here and fuck this guy up for me. Please, I'm going to be late to pick up my dress about 2 minutes ago from TwitterFon
...
Reply
post #18 of 171
6/22/09 at 3:12pm
He seems genuinely surprised that forging a career based solely on treating people like dirt, and saying vile things about others behind their back (or using MS Paint), would one day lead to somebody punching him in the face.

I'm just amazed it hasn't happened sooner, and by someone far cooler than someone from the Black Eyed Peas.
Reply
post #19 of 171
6/22/09 at 3:15pm
Holy shit, Twitty Genovese. I nearly threw up from guffawing so hard.
Reply
post #20 of 171
6/22/09 at 3:18pm
I swing for the cheap seats, Jake.

LOL he cry like girl
Reply
post #21 of 171
6/22/09 at 3:18pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by PerezHilton's Twitter
I am honestly SHOCKED at the amount of people saying I deserved to be hit. Shame on you! NO. Violence is never the answer. NEVER.about 2 hours ago from web

Ha ha ha
Reply
post #22 of 171
6/22/09 at 3:26pm
Seriously doesn't think vapid moron realize that this was inevitable for him? Has he never seen any of the videos of people like Baldwin going at the Papparazzi?
Reply
post #23 of 171
6/22/09 at 3:30pm
The only person with a more warped sense of reality than him will be the unglued celeb who thinks a reasonable response will be to shoot him.
Reply
post #24 of 171
6/22/09 at 3:32pm
Who files a police report after getting punched? I could be a millionaire by now.
Reply
post #25 of 171
6/22/09 at 3:38pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric Cordo View Post
Who files a police report after getting punched?
Reply
post #26 of 171
6/22/09 at 3:41pm
and not a single Boom Boom Pow joke.

I am saddened.
Reply
post #27 of 171
6/22/09 at 3:41pm
I love ya like a brother Phil, but 8 posts out of 24? You're approaching Hocken saturation here.
Reply
post #28 of 171
6/22/09 at 3:43pm
I should get an all day pass for the Twitty Genovese joke, but fair enough. History shall judge me!
Reply
post #29 of 171
6/22/09 at 3:49pm
Definitely ranks pretty high (and pass worthy).

Not often anyone can give you a hard time (and I couldn't resist).
Reply
post #30 of 171
6/22/09 at 3:55pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil View Post
He's a more colorful and less beat Rihanna.
Reply
post #31 of 171
6/22/09 at 4:03pm
This whole situation has made my Monday. From his video to his tweets, it's all just so much fun.
Reply
post #32 of 171
6/22/09 at 4:03pm
Speaking of Twitter, Devin twittered that he's going to go buy his first Black Eyed Peas album in honor of this event.

Count me in with the other people that are surprised it's taken this long for someone to cause him bodily injury. I can't say that I wouldn't take a swing at him given the opportunity, just for being an annoying douche bag.
Reply
post #33 of 171
6/22/09 at 4:08pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil View Post
I should get an all day pass for the Twitty Genovese joke, but fair enough. History shall judge me!
If I was handing them out, you would get a season pass. That was fried gold wrapped in a diamond bun.
Reply
post #34 of 171
6/22/09 at 4:13pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Martianman View Post
Speaking of Twitter, Devin twittered that he's going to go buy his first Black Eyed Peas album in honor of this event.
We know he's already got Fergie's debut album. He loves himself some Fergalicious.
Reply
post #35 of 171
6/22/09 at 5:21pm
VH1's Best Week Ever now has a month's worth of material.

I'll also jump on the love train for Twitty Genovese. I suspect that reference sailed over some of the younger folks' noggins, though.
Reply
post #36 of 171
6/22/09 at 5:28pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil View Post
If someone else who was famous had a face like that, he'd draw arrows pointing at it and write "EWWWW!!!".
Reply
post #37 of 171
6/22/09 at 5:41pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
VH1's Best Week Ever now has a month's worth of material.

I'll also jump on the love train for Twitty Genovese. I suspect that reference sailed over some of the younger folks' noggins, though.
Give us more credit, I got a chuckle out of it.
Reply
post #38 of 171
6/22/09 at 5:43pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil View Post
I guess when he was twittering, he was just trying to be ProActiv....
Reply
post #39 of 171
6/22/09 at 5:50pm
Mercy, I need to find out what Joel McHale has to say about all of this.
Reply
post #40 of 171
6/22/09 at 6:11pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
VH1's Best Week Ever now has a month's worth of material.
Show is on summer break but rumored cancelled. The Soup kicks it's ass anyway.

Love how Perez went on the attack on Isiah Washington for calling TR Knight a faggot but has no problem using it himself as a slur. Him crying in his video is great.
Reply
post #41 of 171
6/22/09 at 6:11pm
kovacs @twittygenovese hurm. anyone picking up dress?
Reply
post #42 of 171
6/22/09 at 7:32pm
Thread Starter 
It won't be long before Parez plays the "he beat me up because I am Gay" card.
Which is ironic, because the Gay community as a whole despises Hilton,and are appalled by his attempts to be a Gay Rights Leader.
Reply
post #43 of 171
6/22/09 at 7:39pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by dudalb View Post
It won't be long before Parez plays the "he beat me up because I am Gay" card.
Hilton called the guy a "fag" according to his video, so that would be a pretty dumb card to play.
Reply
post #44 of 171
6/22/09 at 9:06pm
hahahahahaha ....

Reply
post #45 of 171
6/22/09 at 9:22pm
TMZ, as usual, has video of the altercation. You can't see the punch, but you can hear people in the crowd reacting to it.
Reply
post #46 of 171
6/22/09 at 10:13pm
Can somebody paint big, crude tears on his picture with MS Paint? It seems empty without them.
Reply
post #47 of 171
6/22/09 at 10:41pm
Played out? Probably. Played off? Uh huh.
Reply
post #48 of 171
6/22/09 at 10:55pm
How long until the Perez Hilton backlash turns a little awkward in its gayhateyness?
Reply
post #49 of 171
6/22/09 at 10:57pm
Alright, I've never been punched before. Yeah, yeah, 'how much can you know blah blah blah', but when I am (only a matter of time) if I start whining like that over a shiner that's not even readily visible, I'm giving all of you permission to punch me again.
Reply
post #50 of 171
6/22/09 at 11:26pm
I've been punched before(Yeah yeah). It's not fun, but acting like Jodie Foster or something is beyond comically absurd. I love that he claims that the manager should have been a pro. Fucking hypocrite.
Reply
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: Gossip
CHUD.com Community › Forums › CULTURE, HUMOR, & FREE FORM › Gossip › Perez Hilton Gets a Bloody Nose...